
Today was our last full day in Paris, and we still had a bunch of things we wanted to do. When we first started talking about what we wanted to do and see in Paris, DH suggested we should go to the Catacombs. These are a series of underground tunnels built in the late 1700’s to hold the bones of 6 million Parisians when the cemeteries were overcrowded. The tunnels themselves already existed in the far outskirts of Paris as mines for the stone used in the construction of the buildings. As the city grew in population, the existing cemeteries were overflowing with bodies, so they decided to relocate all of the bones to these underground mines. They placed the bones in an organized pattern, creating works of art that can be seen today as a tourist attraction.
Because the tunnels are narrow, only 200 people are allowed inside at a time. There is a walk-up line, but the wait can be several hours long so we decided to buy our tickets in advance from the website instead. They release tickets a month at a time, about 2 or 3 months in advance, so starting in mid-March, I checked the website every few days until the June dates were released. Luckily, it didn’t take too long and on April 5, I saw that they added the June dates to the schedule. They sell the timed tickets in one-hour increments from 10am until 6pm, and you need to be positive of your timing because they do not allow exchanges or refunds. It costs €29 for an adult timed-entry ticket including the audioguide, and they emailed me the tickets right away after processing my purchase online for the 10am time slot. If you want to save some money, it only costs €13 for the walk-up tickets plus an additional €5 for the audioguide. It is nearly twice the price to buy the timed-entry tickets, but considering I read reviews of people waiting in line for over 4 hours to enter the Catacombs, that little bit of extra money was well worth it to maximize our time visiting Paris.
After picking up some croissants for breakfast from Marks and Spencer, we headed over to the metro station to use the ticket machine to buy one more carnet. We ran out of our t+ tickets and I did some math to realize we would need 5 metro rides today, so it worked out perfectly to buy one last carnet to share. The machine had a button to translate everything into English, and it was very easy to follow the directions and use my chip credit card to pay.
We took the metro down to the Denfert-Rochereau station which is located across the street from the Catacombs entrance. There were already at least 100 people online when we arrived at 9:40am, but those people did not all have tickets already. As has been a recurring trend in Paris, there were no signs anywhere about the right place to stand for people with 10am timed entry tickets so we were walking up and down the street in search of a clue. We finally found an employee who told us where to stand, but it was very chaotic. After we were in line, that man kept pointing other people with 10am time slots to stand in front of us so we had to really pay attention and make sure we didn’t get pushed further back in the line. Since only 200 people can enter at a time, I wanted to be sure to be as far forward in the line as possible so we could enter with the first round of people. There was no way I was allowing people who arrived later than us to get in line ahead of us! When I bought the tickets online, 10am was the earliest time slot, and the time slots were only on the hour, but other people showed up with tickets for 9:30, 9:45, and 10:15am, so I have no idea where or how they got their tickets.
At 9:45am, the line moved forward quite a bit when they allowed the people with tickets for that time to enter. The line for people without tickets was right next to us and they didn’t let anyone inside at first, but once all of the 9:45 people entered, they let in a bunch of the people who didn’t have tickets yet. This was making me nervous because I didn’t want 200 people to get in before us and then we would have a long wait to enter. Finally, at 10am, we were allowed to enter with the other people with 10am tickets. I was the 182nd person to enter today, so we barely made it before the maximum capacity.

After the usual security check, they collected our tickets, gave us each an audio guide, and directed us to walk down the stairs to start our tour.

The first few rooms were like a museum, explaining some of the history of the tunnels, and then we entered the tunnels to walk down to the bones. While the tunnels extend for several miles, the portion that tourists are allowed to see is a little over 1 mile in length. The ground is wet and slippery, so it was good that we wore sneakers and not flip flops. They recommend to dress warmly because the temperature down there is 57 degrees F all year round, but given the extreme heat all week, we welcomed the cooler temperature and actually wished we had booked a late afternoon time slot to take even more advantage of the cold! Haha
I didn’t want to annoy the people walking in front and behind us so I tried not to use my flash, but it was very dark down there and most of the photos came out blurry. The ones I am about to post are the best of the lot, so my apologies for the poor quality but it’s better than nothing!
The audio guide was perfectly timed that if you listened to it while you slowly walked through the tunnel, each section would end right when you approached the number for the next section.

These codes on the walls helped the miners keep track of where they were in the maze of tunnels

This is probably not the best attraction for people with claustrophobia!


Right before we entered the section with the bones, they had this plaque to explain what we were about to see:

Stop: This is the Empire of the Dead

Don’t touch the skulls!

And then, bam! Nothing but bones for as far as we could see! It was morbid and beautiful and fascinating all at the same time. You don’t necessarily need to be comfortable with seeing human remains to come to the Catacombs, but it is helpful to see photos in advance so you are prepared for what you will see. This place definitely isn’t for everyone, but I really enjoyed the experience. With that said, I will let the photos do the talking…










After that last display, there was a staircase leading back upstairs to exit the Catacombs. We spent just under an hour there, which felt like the right amount of time to see everything and take it all in. The audio guide was very helpful to understand the history and significance behind what we were seeing, so even if it was not included with our tickets, we would have bought it for this attraction.
Since you are walking over a mile underground through the tunnels, you exit somewhere different from where you entered. Knowing this, it was hard to pre-plot directions from the Catacombs to our next destination, Musee d’Orsay. My plan was to use the Citymapper app on the fly to locate where we were and how to get to the museum. I had a vague idea of where we would get out of the Catacombs because it had to be within a mile or two from where we entered, and I also knew we would probably take a bus to the museum because there weren’t any metro stations nearby. Unfortunately, this was one of those times when the Citymapper app really did not work well without a wifi source and it couldn’t find our location. We were able to figure out which bus number we needed, but since the map couldn’t find our location, we had no idea which street we should turn on to find the bus stop.
We decided to go back to where we exited the Catacombs and ask one of the employees where to go. There was only one woman working there and she said she was pretty sure we had to go down this one street, but her directions were vague. The whole thing was very frustrating and really made me wish we had international data on one of our phones! In the end, we went down the street where she suggested and just kept walking for several blocks. The next major intersection was with a road that had a few buses driving by as we approached, so we turned right to go north until we found a bus stop and luckily, the bus number we needed was on the sign at that stop. This was definitely one of those life-isn’t-always-glamorous-when-you-are-traveling moments!
About 40 minutes after originally leaving the Catacombs, we were finally on the bus heading towards Musee d’Orsay. We told the driver where we were going when we boarded to make sure we were on the correct bus, and in hopes that he would announce the stop so we’d know when to get off. On the way, we caught a glimpse of the Montparnasse Tower. We didn’t want to spend €25 to go to the top of this building for the observation deck, but at least we got to see it from the bus for free.

The bus ride took about 30 minutes, and left us off 2 blocks from the museum entrance. I had heard the lines here can be very long and that this is one of the museums where it is recommended to arrive early in the morning before the doors open. We just did not have enough days in Paris to arrive here that early so we took the risk that the line for museum pass holders wouldn’t be very long if we arrived around noon. Luck was on our side because we only had to wait about 5 minutes between security and the ticket agent where we showed our museum pass! There was a pretty long line for the ticket sales windows so had we not used the museum pass, we would have been waiting for much longer than 5 minutes.
One of the cool things about Musee d’Orsay is that it the building used to be Gare d’Orsay, a fancy train station built in 1898. The main lobby is huge and I loved the sky lights and detailing on the arched ceiling.



This museum houses the world’s largest collection of impressionist paintings. Most of the tour guides and books recommend skipping the lower levels and going straight up to the 5th floor as that is where they display the most famous artists, so that’s just what we did. When you first exit the elevator, there is a large café with really interesting décor. At the far end of the café is a giant clock that is also a window.

It was such a clear day that we could see all the way out to Sacre Coeur when looking through the clock window!

On the far side of the café, there is a patio outside overlooking the Seine and the Louvre but it was locked so we couldn’t go outside and had to make due with just looking through the window.

The café was very crowded as it was prime lunch time. I didn’t look at the menu but it must have been good for that many people to be eating there!

Walking through this museum was like flipping through an art history book. Every famous impressionism painter was on display here… Cezanne, Gauguin, Monet, Manet, Degas, Van Gogh, Renoir, and so many more! It was truly a feast for the eyes!
We started with one of our favorite paintings: Monet’s bridge over the water lily pond. We actually have a copy of this painting hanging in our dining room.


I actually did not take any other photos of the art on the 5th floor. I think I was just so in awe that I forgot to use my camera. When we reached the far end of the hallway, we found one more giant clock window, but this one was in a big open space at the back of the museum store so we could take a better photo. There was a big line of people waiting to take their photo here, but we were getting hungry and didn’t have patience for that so I just quickly snapped this photo between two other people taking their photos. I really love how this came out though… you can see Tuleries Garden, the Ferris wheel, and Sacre Coeur in the background.

Before leaving the museum, we went down to the 2nd floor to see the Van Gogh exhibit, and spent some time admiring his famous self portrait.

It was now 1:15pm and we were both starving, so we left the museum in search of somewhere to eat a quick lunch. We had a fairly early dinner reservation so we didn’t want to ruin our appetites by eating something too big, but we definitely needed to eat. I suggested we should find a location of Angelina’s for a sampler platter of yummy French desserts, but DH said we should probably eat some real food and not just a bunch of desserts for lunch. Party pooper!
We walked a few blocks up from the museum and found a whole bunch of tiny cafes. One of them had a window facing the street with a display case of lots of sandwiches so we knew that would be perfect for us. They had something I had been meaning to try in France: croquet monsieur. This is basically just a baked ham and cheese sandwich, but the cheese is on the outside. I ordered that and DH ordered a turkey sandwich on a baguette, and we got them both as take away so we could eat on the Seine. I thought there might be some benches under the shade of a tree, but that was not to be. Instead, we found this great underpass down on the banks of the river, under the shade of a giant staircase. There were already a few people sitting on the curb so we found some open space and enjoyed our lunch al fresco.

After lunch, we felt recharged and ready to tackle one more activity before going back to the hotel to get ready for the evening. We had not spent much time in the Latin Quarter yet so we decided to take a long walk through the streets of the Latin Quarter to the Pantheon. It was seriously hot today, probably over 95 degrees F in the sun, so I’m not sure what made us think this was a good plan, but we stayed on the shaded side of the street as much as possible and it was fun to see a new part of the city.


On the way, we passed a location of Laduree, the famous macaron store. We hadn’t tried one yet so we stopped in for a little snack and a break from the heat. They had so many flavors to choose from, but of course, they were out of stock for my first choice: chocolate hazelnut. Instead, I ordered a mint macaron and DH ordered vanilla.


I have never understood the hype about macarons and I usually find them to be kind of plain, bland, and dry. After taking just one bite of a macaron from Laduree, I can officially say that I now understand the hype. These were by far the best macarons I’ve ever tasted. The mint flavor was refreshing, the cream was full of flavor, and the cookie was moist with a light crisp on the outside. It was perfect.
After we left Laduree, we continued walking through the Latin Quarter, and saw this pretty window display at a different macaron store.


I was using my app to plot walking directions to the Pantheon, but sometimes it seemed like the app took us around to a back entrance when we could have made a more direct approach had we taken a different side street. From the directions, it looked like we were almost at the Pantheon when we saw this:


There was a pretty plaza with several restaurants serving happy hour specials with outdoor sidewalk seating, and a tall building with a dome behind it. That must be the Pantheon, right? Nope! It turned out that while it looked just like the photos of the Pantheon, it was actually just a building for the Paris Sorbonne University. After we realized our mistake, we laughed because the 20-something-year-old woman who took our photo probably wondered why a couple of tourists would want a photo in front of a university! Haha
We kept walking another two or three blocks until we saw this… the real Pantheon building!


It was certainly larger than that other university building, but there is a slight resemblance between the two!
The Pantheon was originally built as a church in the 1700’s, but today it serves as a mausoleum containing the remains of notable French citizens. The building is shaped like a cross when looking down on it from above, but the most notable feature is the huge dome towering 272 feet high.
We entered through the front of the building, went through security, and showed the agent our museum pass to cover the cost of admission. Honestly, we had pretty low expectations in coming here as it was just something to do to pass some time indoors and out of the heat, but we were blown away by this building. The main floor features a huge open space with extremely high ceilings, and I loved the detailing in the marble floors and stone arches overhead.


Remember, always look up at the ceilings in Europe! This was looking up at the center dome…

Right below the dome is a Foucault pendulum demonstrating the rotation of the Earth.

This “mini” replica of the Pantheon was in one of the rooms towards the back, but it wasn’t all that “mini” when compared to the height of the man standing next to it! Haha

The crypt is located on the lower level, and there are so many people buried here that they have interactive computers where you can look people up to find out the location of their tomb. When you first get down there, a few of the prominent people have large displays for their graves.
Voltaire

Jean-Jaques Rousseau

As you continue down the corridor, there are smaller rooms with stone caskets stacked two high and 3 deep along the walls.

Victor Hugo’s grave was in one of these rooms

Marie Curie is also buried here but we didn’t see her grave. Unlike most of the other places we visited, the air conditioning in the Pantheon was strong and felt wonderful on this extremely hot summer day. We would have loved to stay here longer, but we had to get going if we were going to stay on schedule for the evening’s activities.
That was the last time we used our 4-day Museum Pass. I was curious if we got our money’s worth in buying the pass for €62 per person, so let’s add up the admission charges had we paid for everything individually in advance via the official websites…
Sainte Chapelle = €10
Arc de Triomphe = €12
Louvre = €17
Musee de l’Orangerie = €9
Versailles = €20
Musee d’Orsay = €14
Pantheon = €9
That totals €91 so we definitely saved money by buying the pass. Had we not bought the pass, we probably would have skipped going to the Pantheon and Orangerie, but we found both of those to be a surprisingly good experience and worth our while. It was also nice having some flexibility with the pass- had it rained while we were in Paris, we could have visited more museums instead of doing our outdoor activities and it wouldn’t have cost any extra money. We originally planned to visit the Army Museum on Tuesday night after returning from Versailles because that is their late night and we wanted to see Napoleon’s Tomb. We decided to have dinner with DH’s coworker that night, so we didn’t make it to the museum, but we could have had even more value from the pass had we gone there (and had we been able to climb the towers at Notre Dame as originally planned!). I know there is a lot of debate on if the pass is worth the money. For us, it was a great value, but I would recommend adding up the costs of all of your must-see attractions and decide for yourself if it would be a good value for you.
Also, I
found out after returning home that the Paris Museum Pass had some major changes starting
in July. They now require a time and
date reservation to enter the Louvre, so you can’t just stand in line and enter
when you want to like we did. They also
changed the rules so that now you can only enter each attraction one time. I read some reviews prior to the trip where
people said they liked going to the Louvre for just an hour or two at a time,
but they went back several different days while their pass was still active so
they wouldn’t get overwhelmed. That is
no longer an option and you can only enter the Louvre (and all of the other
museums and attraction) one time.
It was a bit of a long walk to get from the Pantheon to the metro station, but at least we had lots of pretty Haussmann-style buildings to keep our eyes entertained along the way!



We got back to the hotel at 4:45pm, so we got showered and changed as quickly as we could, and spent a few minutes packing our luggage because we were heading up to London the next morning. We took the metro down to Champs Elysees because we had a fun night planned for our last night in Paris. Several months ago, we booked tickets to the Lido Cabaret show! There are several cabaret shows in Paris so I looked into all of our options to find what would work best for us. I wanted something with a big production, lots of costumes with sequins and feathers, and lots of singing and dancing. I looked into the Moulin Rogue because that is the most famous cabaret show (and the only one I had heard of prior to starting my research!), but the reviews were mediocre saying it is very crowded, overpriced, and the performance wasn’t very good. The Lido Cabaret seemed to offer the best of all worlds. They have a large theater and a big cast with lots of costumes and pretty much all of the things I was looking for, and their pricing was about a third less than Moulin Rogue. They have several ticket options when you book on their website. We could have eaten dinner there which would give us a table on the orchestra level, but I had a hunch the food at the cabaret would be sub par and over-priced so we didn’t want to do that. The next level down is a ticket that also includes a glass of champagne. The reviews said that these tickets get you a slightly better seat than the lowest tier of tickets which only includes the seat but no champagne. It was only an extra €15 for the champagne tickets so we thought that was worth it, especially if it meant we might get better seats. The theater has a balcony level so it looked like everyone eating dinner was seated on the orchestra level, and people with champagne tickets and the lowest tier regular tickets were seated up in the balcony level. Seats are not assigned in advance, but rather on a first come, first served basis on the night of the show.
There were 2 shows scheduled on Wednesday night at 9pm and 11pm, so we booked the 9pm show because there was no chance we’d stay awake through the late show! I read some reviews that suggested arriving at the theater as early as 8pm when the doors opened to get the best seats, so we made our dinner reservations at 6:30pm at a restaurant close to the theater so we could get there around 8pm. We looked at the menus of a bunch of restaurants near the theater and we decided to go to a place called Washington Poste. Although it seemed like a strange name for a restaurant in Paris, they had a lot of options of French dishes that we wanted to try, and it was easy to make a reservation through Open Table.
When we arrived at 6:30pm, we checked in with one of the waiters because there was no hostess at the front door. He seemed to have no idea what we were talking about and thought we meant that we wanted to make a reservation, not that we were arriving for our pre-arranged reservation. He did speak English, but it was clear that he was not quite fluent. Once we got that sorted out, he seated us at a quiet table towards the back of the restaurant.


We ordered a couple of glasses of wine, and then took a moment to look over the menu. There was no question about what we were going to order for our appetizers. If you’ve read my past reviews, then you know how much I love escargot. I was super excited that I would finally get to try it the real French way… with the snails still in the shells! I have only ever ordered escargots on a cruise ship and they always serve it in those special dishes without the shells so I was excited to try something new. The other thing you may remember from my past reviews is that DH loves cheese plates so he was excited to try some stinky French cheeses at dinner tonight.
Here was my escargots:


It was delicious and way more fun to eat it when you need to scoop the snails out of their shells! When they brought over DH’s cheese plate, it was HUGE and way too much for him to eat by himself so I ended up having some of it too. I wish they offered a half-size of the cheese plate because this was way too much for just the two of us, especially if we wanted to save room for our main dishes. This plate could have easily served 8 people!

For dinner, I ordered the beef tartar and DH ordered the roasted chicken. Both dishes were very good and we ended up sharing both of them.


Overall, it was a great last dinner in Paris and we left a few minutes after 8pm to walk around the corner to the Lido Cabaret.

I expected to see a long line of people waiting to be seated, but when we walked in, there was a long hallway but no one was there! We just kept walking until we got to the hostess desk. I gave her my name and a man wearing a tuxedo escorted us to a table for 6 people located in the middle of the lower level, but it was raised up a step above the tables in front of us. This was totally not what I was expecting at all!!! Not only was there no wait to be seated, but we were seated downstairs on the orchestra level instead of upstairs in the balcony section. We actually had a better view than some of the people eating dinner there because we were elevated up a step. We couldn’t have asked for a better table!
Shortly after we were seated, a waiter came over to pour our champagne. We had the choice between regular champagne or rose champagne, but we both got the regular.

We were at our table by 8:15pm so there was still a while to go before the show started at 9pm. Luckily, we were able to watch the pre-show that was on to entertain the people eating dinner. This pre-show actually lasted the whole time until the main show started so we got a bonus 45 minutes of entertainment!

There was a menu on the table if we wanted to order anything else, but we had plenty of wine at dinner so we just sipped the one glass we had pre-paid for and that was plenty for us.
At 9pm, the main show began. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect, but I really enjoyed the show. It was a series of songs and dances, but there was no plot or anything like that. They changed costumes for each song, and there was a big cast of back up dancers plus the lead singers. There were also a few unique performances like figure skating, aerialists, and a dance with shadows and silhouettes from behind a screen. Some of the costumes did expose the women from above the waist (not sure which words are censored on CC!), but surprisingly, I found it very tasteful. I expected it to be like gratuitous nudity but it wasn’t like that at all and it just felt like art. The women were so graceful and elegant, even in the more revealing costumes.
I couldn’t resist taking a few photos during the show, but I always made sure that the performers were fully clothed!
Feathers!

These dancers were fully clothed in corseted business suits, but their dancing was strong and seductive. The lady with short blonde hair wearing a red dress at the front of the stage was one of the lead singers. We thought she looked like Katy Perry!

I’ve seen acts like this on America’s Got Talent where they play with perspective and illusions by standing closer or further from the screen and creating a silhouette effect with a bright light. This was a creative version of that kind of act, set to a background of French music.

Not the greatest photo, but the guy up front was a sword swallower, backed by a team of male dancers.

Aerialist duo

This act featured the ladies dancing in a fountain with flowing water!

Something I was greatly looking forward to… the Can Can dance!

I have no idea where that ice rink came from, but the figure skaters did a great job doing their tricks in a very small space!

Overall, we both really enjoyed the show at the Lido Cabaret. We see a lot of theater back home in the States (we just saw Wicked last night!!), and we have been to nearly every show on every cruise we have taken, but this show was like nothing we have ever seen before. We thought the risqué costumes were subtle, and the show was tasteful and elegant. The performers were talented and it was a very entertaining way to spend a few hours.
We left the show around 10:30pm. The Arc de Triomphe was just a short walk away up the Champs Elysees and the museum pass booklet said they closed at 11pm so we briskly walked up to the traffic circle, down through the underground tunnel, and up to the ticket booth at the Arc. Unfortunately, the detail omitted from the museum pass booklet is that the last entry is at 10:15pm, and that everyone needs to be cleared off the observation deck by 11am… not that the last admission is at 11pm. Fail! It would have been cool to go up there after dark and see the views at night, plus it would have been great to get one last use out of our museum pass, but I guess it was not meant to be. Getting there by 10:15pm would have meant missing half the Lido Cabaret show, so that was not possible.
We settled for one last photo from the sidewalk…

We used up the last of our t+ tickets to take the metro back to Hotel Chopin one last time. We needed to get to the train station kind of early tomorrow, so we packed as much of our stuff as we could. We were able to organize everything so that one of our carry-on-sized rolling bags was filled with dirty laundry and we wouldn’t even need to open that bag when we got to London. After another exhausting but exciting day in Paris, we crawled into bed, looking forward to starting the next phase of our journey in London tomorrow.
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