Monday, June 24, 2019 ~ Louvre, Palais Royal and Gardens, Tuileries Garden, Musee de l’Orangerie, Trocadero Park

Touristy as it sounds, one of my #1 top requests when booking this trip to Paris was that we had to visit the Louvre to see the Mona Lisa.  I knew the painting was small, the room gets extremely crowded, and most people say the entire experience is disappointing, but I simply could not spend a week in Paris without saying hello to Mona!  Knowing how long the lines usually get at the Louvre, we planned to arrive at least 30 minutes before the doors opened to be one of the first to enter, and hoped that would be sufficient to give us a good view of the famous painting.  We planned to spend about two hours in the museum, then find somewhere to buy a sandwich for lunch that we could eat in Tuileries Garden.  The rest of the day was kind of up in the air.  The original plan was to go to Arc de Triomphe today, but since we did that yesterday, we now had the whole afternoon and evening to do whatever felt right in the moment.  DH was shocked that I had a gap in our agenda like that!  It was so unlike me! Haha

This was the first morning that I realized how hot it was in our hotel room.  You may have heard news coverage about the massive heat wave plaguing Europe in late June and early July?  Well lucky us, that was exactly when we were in Paris.  The high temperatures the week prior to our arrival were in the 70’s, but while we were there, temperatures soared to over 90 degrees nearly every day, and it was brutal!  We had been sleeping with the fan on us at night, but there was no screen on the window so we didn’t want to leave it opened at night in case bugs (or birds??) might fly in.  We were on the 5th story of the building and our room faced into an enclosed courtyard between the backs of other buildings, so I wasn’t as concerned about safety, but that thought did cross my mind as well.  This morning, when I got out of the shower, it was so hot that all I wanted to do was get back into the shower again!  Crazy enough, when we left the hotel in search of breakfast, it was much cooler outside than it had been in our room.  I guess the old saying that heat rises has some truth behind it since we were on the top floor of the hotel!

Since our hotel was about a one mile walk due north of the Louvre, we decided to walk there instead of taking public transit.  Along the way, we found some interesting sites to explore and kept our eyes open for a place to buy breakfast. 

Passage des Panorama is similar to Passage Jouffroy where our hotel is located, just on the other side of Grands Boulevards.  We decided to walk through there to take some photos before all the stores opened and shoppers got in our way.

Interesting…

A block or two from where we exited the passage, we found a small bakery with the most delicious smell wafting from the door.  Sometimes breakfast finds you before you find it!  I wish I took photos here because DH said this was his favorite croissants of the trip.  We took our croissants to go and ate them as we continued our stroll towards the Louvre.  When we got to Jardin du Palais Royal, we took a detour off the street so we could walk through the park instead.  Being only 8:15am, we were the only ones there!

Next, we walked through the courtyard at the Palais Royal.  The building dates back to the 17th century, but the courtyard is filled with white and black striped columns installed by French artist Daniel Buren in 1985.  This space is usually packed with tourists taking clever photos, so it was great to arrive so early and beat the crowds.

Crossing over the Rue de Rivoli, we entered the grounds of the Louvre through Passage Richelieu.  Even though we already saw the Louvre on our walking tour on Saturday, there is still something magical about seeing those iconic pyramids and knowing you are in for a morning of magnificent art!

My original plan was to enter the museum through the Carrousel entrance down near the mini-Arc de Triomphe.  The main entrance through the pyramid is said to be more popular and have longer lines than the so-called “secret entrance” through the underground Carrousel mall.  When we arrived at the pyramid, there were only about 20 people in the line for museum pass holders, so we just decided to stay here.  I read some comments online that said the Carrousel entrance isn’t so secret anymore and can sometimes have LONGER lines than the pyramid.  We didn’t want to schlep all the way down there to find out we should have just stayed where we were, so we got on line and prepared for the 30 minute wait for the museum to open.  While we had some time to kill, I left DH on line while I walked around the perimeter of the pyramid to take some more photos.  Might as well take advantage of being here so early before the plaza gets crowded!

The other entrance we originally planned to use is way down there by the Arc

This is the Denon Wing, where Mona Lisa lives!

There were 4 couples taking their wedding photos here.  This bride’s gown was gorgeous, but they must have been soooo hot!  It was already in the 80’s, even this early in the morning!

I liked how the clouds made it look like the sun was a fireball falling onto the pyramid

At 9am, we saw them let people enter the museum from the other line, but our line didn’t budge.  Apparently those people had purchased timed entry tickets guaranteeing them entrance within a specific 30 minute window, so they had priority over us lowly museum pass holders.  Over the next 15 minutes, several hundred people from that line got to enter the museum while we just stood there waiting.  I do not know how things worked at the Carrousel entrance, but it is possible that even though we were so close to the front of the line up here, we would have entered sooner down there if there was no line for timed entry tickets.  Finally, at 9:15am, they allowed our line to enter the museum.  It wasn’t a huge deal to wait 15 minutes, but there was no information conveyed to us that this is what would happen so basically we stood there for 15 minutes not knowing what was happening and when we would be allowed to enter.  The not knowing part of it made time move sooo slowly, so it would have been nice if someone made an announcement that we’d be let in at 9:15am.  Anyway, it was finally our turn to enter the pyramid and go through security!

One of the reasons I wanted to enter through this entrance was to be under the glass of the pyramid!  It is such a cool structure, even if it doesn’t have the historical significance of the rest of the Louvre haha

After getting into the museum, we entered a large lobby area.  The one mistake we made was forgetting to stop by the information desk to pick up a paper map.  Once you are inside the wings of the museum, there is no where to get one and the museum is so huge that you really can get lost without a map.  I wasn’t thinking about maps though… I had one mission in mind and nothing was going to stop me until I achieved it!  After we got to the bottom of the escalators under the pyramid, I looked for the signs labeling the 3 main wings of the museum: Richelieu, Sully, and Denon.  The Mona Lisa is in the Denon Wing, so we needed to go there first.  We walked across the lobby towards the sign for the Denon Wing, went up the escalator, and waited in a short line to show our museum passes.  It all went so quickly that I am not 100% positive, but I don’t think we needed to show our tickets until this point, so it may be possible to enter the lobby under the pyramid without having tickets to enter the museum.  Or maybe we did show our passes at the initial security line when we first entered and I just don’t remember doing it? 

Anyway, after that ticket check, we walked through a beautiful hallway with patterned marble floors, stone arches overhead, and lined with dozens of statues.  We were surrounded on all sides by beauty and it was incredible!

At the end of that hallway is a staircase leading up to the Winged Victory of Samothrace, a Greek marble sculpture of Nike made in 200 BC.  This sculpture is framed so perfectly at the top of the staircase, but we only snapped a quick photo and didn’t take the time now to look at it closely.  We would need to pass by this same staircase to exit the Denon wing so we planned to spend more time here then.

As we walked through the Denon Wing, there were signs posted along the way leading towards “La Joconde” with a picture of the Mona Lisa, so we knew we were going the right way.  I couldn’t help but look at the beautiful things around me as I walked briskly through the halls.  Even the ceilings were intricate and ornate!

We continued through this grand gallery with parquet wood floors and lined with hundreds of famous paintings until we reached the room housing the Mona Lisa.

We found the room!  These are the signs we saw throughout the museum pointing us in the right direction.

When we entered the room, there were about 50 people already there, but that is nothing compared to the hundreds of people who would cram in there later in the day! 

It took 3 minutes for us to get to the front of the pack, and there she was, just a few feet away!

As famous as this painting is, it is really quite small at just 30” tall by 21” wide.  She certainly deserves her own wall, but she is completely dwarfed by the tall ceilings and grand room in which she is housed.  She is encased in bulletproof glass, making it hard to take a photo due to the glare, but we could still try to watch her eyes follow us as we walked around her.

We’re seeing the Mona Lisa!  #bucketlist

There is a lot of construction going on in this section of the museum, so the huge painting that usually hangs on the wall opposite the Mona Lisa was moved somewhere else.  In fact, a few weeks after we visited, Mona Lisa was moved too!  She is temporarily on display in a different gallery somewhere else in the museum, so I’m glad we were at least able to see her in her regular home.

Now that we completed our #1 mission, we could take our time and stroll through the rest of the museum at a leisurely pace.  Before the trip, I looked up a few Top 10 lists of the most significant pieces of art in the museum as a way to stay focused.  The Louvre is the biggest museum in the world with nearly 15 acres of gallery space!  Our tour guide on Saturday mentioned a statistic that if you spend 30 seconds looking at every piece of art in the Louvre, you would need 3 months to see everything if you spent every minute of every day touring the museum.  Our Eurostar tickets were nonrefundable, so we only had 3 days remaining in Paris, not 3 months!  That meant we could only really focus on a select list of pieces, and we would need to skip most of the museum if we had any chance at getting out of here in a reasonable amount of time.

Our next stop was to see the “red room” which was created by Napoleon III to display the large format paintings of famous French painters from the late 1700’s and early 1800’s.  This is where they filmed the opening scene from the Da Vinci Code movie when the museum curator runs through the gallery and is killed, with his corpse shown on the shiny parquet floor.  The dark red walls in this room contrast with the gold frames to make the larger-than-life-sized paintings really pop.

We stopped to admire The Raft of the Medusa:

and Liberty Leading the People:

At the end of the hallway is a grand staircase leading down to the ground level.  Always remember to look up when walking through buildings in Europe!  This was the ceiling above that staircase:

There was also a café here so we stopped for a few minutes.  While DH drank his coffee, I took some photos from the outdoor patio that overlooked the main courtyard.

Do you see the green grass in the middle of the traffic circle?  There is a square in the middle of that grass.  This is the top of the inverted pyramid where Tom Hanks’s character Robert Langdon stands, looking down to where Mary Magdalene is supposedly buried.  Of course, this is totally fictional, but it’s still cool to see the spot where that famous scene at the end of Da Vinci Code was filmed!  I also liked how it looked like this statue was looking down over the people in the courtyard.

It was now a little after 10am, and we could see more tourists arriving at the pyramid entrance to the museum.

DH needed a few more minutes to rest his feet, so I went back inside to take some photos of the staircase outside the café.

La Nymphe de Fontainebleau is a bronze sculpture at the landing in the middle of the staircase

A room of sculptures at the base of the staircase.  I would love to have marble floors like that in my house! Haha

By the time we got back to the grand gallery (the hall leading to the Mona Lisa), it was much more crowded than when we walked through this morning.

Another amazing painting on the ceiling

We found our way back to the Winged Victory, where there were now several hundred people lining the staircase, all trying to take a selfie with the sculpture.  I usually try my best to keep other people out of my photos, so from this angle you can’t tell, but trust me, there were a lot of people in here!

I took quick peak out one of the windows to get my bearings, and then I realized this was the courtyard where we sat with our tour guide on Saturday!

We walked back out to the main lobby, and then changed over to the Richelieu Wing.  One of the first things we saw was this pretty courtyard under one of the smaller glass pyramids.

There was really only one thing we wanted to see in this wing: the Code of Hammurabi.  The map I had made at home wasn’t very detailed so all I knew was the room number and general location of each piece of art in its respective wing of the museum.  Once we were actually there, I realized that was not nearly detailed enough to find these specific pieces of art, so we spent a lot of time looking for museum employees to help point us in the right direction.  On the bright side, while we were searching, we got to see some other interesting things on the way!

When we finally did find the Code of Hammurabi, I was surprised that it was just sitting there, out in the open, with nothing to protect it.  Maybe there was some kind of security lasers surrounding it that we could not see, but it seemed like there was nothing to stop me from touching it, or throwing something at it, or worse!

I didn’t realize this came out blurry, but it was very cool to see this Babylonian code of law from ancient Mesopotamia.  I can’t read the cuneiform text (obviously! haha), but somewhere in there, it says the famous adage “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”

That was basically all we saw from the Richelieu Wing, so we backtracked to the main lobby to cross over to the Sully Wing.  I never could figure out if it was possible to get from one wing to another without going out to the main lobby, but it was easiest to do it that way anyway because at least we knew where to go without getting lost!  I took this photo as we were getting off the escalator exiting one wing to transfer to a different wing.  You can see the line of people waiting to enter this wing on the left of the photo.  Straight ahead is the escalator/stairs up to the main entrance through the glass pyramid.  You can see how huge the lobby is compared to the height of the people walking through the middle of the picture.  We got in A LOT of steps during our time here! Haha

Once we entered the Sully Wing, we asked for directions to our first destination: Sleeping Hermaphrodite, a marble sculpture depicting the Greek mythology figure.  No one knows who or when this sculpture was originally created, but it was found in Rome in the early 1600’s, and the bed on which it lays was carved by Bernini in 1620.

Notice all of the tourists surrounding the back of the sculpture?  Their tour guide was not speaking English so I couldn’t understand what she was saying, but I knew there was something worth seeing over there.  After they moved on to another piece of art, I took my turn viewing what they had just seen, and then it all made more sense!

Our next destination was Venus de Milo, a statue from ancient Greece depicting the goddess of love and beauty.  We wound our way through the rooms until we saw this:

Not surprisingly, there were tons of people crowded around Venus so we waited our turn to get a little closer.

The good thing about a popular piece of art is there is always someone standing right behind you who can take your photo!

Up next, I wanted to find the Great Sphinx from ancient Egypt.  My notes said it was basically located underneath Venus de Milo, but the problem was we couldn’t find any stairs near there.  We walked through a few more rooms until we found a small hidden staircase with an arrow pointed down towards the Ancient Egypt gallery.  Perfect!  We walked down the stairs and literally right in front of us sat this:

I loved how close we were able to get to these ancient works of art, and it was incredible to see how well preserved they were considering their age.

Let’s take a moment to talk about this history of this building.  The Louvre was not originally a museum.  It was a fortress built in 1190.  In the 16th century, it was turned from a fortress into a royal palace.  It was only in 1793, after the French Monarchy moved to the Palace of Versailles, that the first Louvre museum was opened to the public with just 537 paintings.  I mention all of this because I knew that somewhere on the lower level, they excavated the original walls of the medieval castle.  The problem was that I didn’t know exactly where to find it.  After looking at the Great Sphinx, we turned around to leave that area and saw this right in front of us:

I guess we found the fortress! Haha  They did an incredible job of excavating and restoring the stones.

They had an exhibit explaining the history of the Louvre, showing some of the artifacts found during the excavation, and an interactive miniature replica of the grounds to track what portions of the building were built when.  We really enjoyed this exhibit and learning the history behind the museum we know today.

It was now 12 noon, so we spent about 3 hours in the Louvre.  Sure, we could have stayed there all day and looked at more art, but we were hungry and ready to move on.  We exited out to the main lobby, then continued out to the Carrousel mall.  Had we used the entrance near the arch, this is how we would have entered the museum this morning.  We didn’t go into any of the stores because they were all high end shops that did not interest us, but it was nice to walk through and see what was there.

Remember the glass square in the middle of the roundabout that I pointed out from when we were at the café?  That is the base of the inverted pyramid, which descends down into the lobby of the Carrousel mall.  Directly below the tip of the glass pyramid is a smaller stone pyramid mirroring the same shape.  I knew I wanted to find this pyramid as it was featured in the Da Vinci Code movie, and it is hard to miss when exiting the Carrousel mall!

Warning… Rant ahead!  When we left the Louvre, we were on a quest to find a sandwich for lunch.  I assumed that since we were in a popular touristy part of the city, there would be tons of options.  Boy was I ever wrong!  We walked and walked and walked but all we found were very high end stores and sit-down restaurants.  Where do people go for a quick lunch in this city?  It was extremely hot, we were tired of walking and we were starving and just wanted to find a quick place to grab a take away sandwich to eat in the shade in the park, but apparently that was like mission impossible!  Finally, after over 30 minutes of unsuccessful searching, we walked up a small side street and found exactly what we were looking for.  I was beyond frustrated at this time so I didn’t take photos or note exactly where we ate, but I am pretty sure it was on Rue Duphot.  There were two or three places side by side, all packed with people who looked like they were taking their lunch break from work.  They all had a refrigerator section lining the side wall of the store, packed with different pre-made sandwiches, salads, pasta dishes, and lots of great take away options for lunch.  Why was this so hard to find?!  We each picked out a baguette with some kind of meat and cheese, and a bottle of soda, and took our food to go so we could eat it in the park. 

We walked a few blocks back to Jardin des Tuileries where we encountered our next mission: finding a seat in the shade.  The park was very crowded, and even though there were lots of lawn chairs scattered around the park, they were all occupied and we had a really hard time finding somewhere to sit.  Who knew something as simple as eating a sandwich for lunch in a public park would be this complicated?!  Finally, we found a bench with just one woman sitting on one end so we squeezed in on the other side of her bench.  Hopefully that wasn’t inappropriate but we were extremely overheated and really just needed to sit down and eat lunch in the shade.

We sat on that bench for a while, eating our sandwiches and watching the cars drive by.  It was at a spot overlooking Place de la Concorde, but there had been some kind of event here over the weekend and there was a construction crew working to disassemble the tents and bleachers so it wasn’t exactly a relaxing setting at this moment.

We did have a good view of the Luxor Obelisk, a granite monument from Ancient Egypt decorated with hieroglyphics and gold details.

We also bought some French macarons to eat for dessert… yum!

After we finished eating and had been sitting for about 45 minutes, I was feeling much better and ready to move along.  DH wasn’t quite ready yet and the soda he drank with lunch wasn’t caffeinated strongly enough to overcome his fatigue.  We decided that I would take a quick walk over to a spot I had wanted to see, and DH would stay on the bench and maybe take a little nap.    

Less than a 10-minute walk up Rue Royal from where we were sitting in the park, there was a pedestrian walkway called Cite Berryer.  I had seen photos of online prior to the trip and I knew I wanted to see this place for myself if we could work it into our schedule.  I knew I had arrived when I saw this on the outside of one of the buildings:

Inside, the pedestrian walkway is lined with high end stores like Chanel and Dior, but the real treat was the brightly colored umbrellas hanging overhead, forming a beautiful canopy of much-needed shade.  Seeing this place in person put a huge smile on my face!  It just made me happy!

There were a few metal statues along the path, adding a little something extra to the atmosphere.

 As someone who hates the rain, I have never been so charmed by umbrellas as I was in this spot!

As I left to meet DH back in the park, I noticed this huge church so I snapped a quick photo.  It turns out that this is L’église de la Madeleine, a Catholic church built in 1842 that was used as a pantheon in honor of Napoleon’s armies.  You never know what you’ll see while walking the streets of Paris so always keep your eyes open!

When I got back to DH, he was still sitting in the same spot on our bench, but he looked a little more alert and he was ready to move along to our next destination.  All that time, we had been sitting very close to Musee de l’Orangerie, so we walked over to make use of our museum pass.  This was one of those places where had we not bought the museum pass, we probably wouldn’t have come here, but I am so glad we did!  The museum is kind of small in size (especially compared to the Louvre and Orsay!), and focuses on European artists from the 20th century.  We really only went here to see one exhibit: Monet’s water lilies!  When we arrived, there were 2 clearly-labeled lines for walk ups without tickets vs. people with pre-purchased tickets or a museum pass.  Our line only had about 10 people ahead of us, so we figured that meant we would enter pretty quickly.  We stood there for about 10 minutes and no one entered the museum.  Not knowing what was going on, I left DH waiting on line and went up to the front to speak to one of the guards.  Just as I was about to ask how long it would be before we were allowed in, she reached down, unhooked the corral rope, and allowed people to enter.  I quickly ran back to where DH was standing and we entered the museum a minute or two later.  I think they were waiting for a certain number of people to exit before allowing us to enter.

We went through security, which entailed walking through a metal detector and putting our bags through an x-ray conveyor belt (by the way, that was typical of security at all the museums we visited), then went upstairs to see the Monet exhibit.  I was pleasantly surprised at how moved I was by this exhibit.  You enter a large, oval-shaped room, surrounded on all sides by large murals of the famous pond in Giverny, filled with water lilies and willow branches.  Monet said that the intention is to give “the illusion of an endless whole, of a wave without horizon and without shore,” and I completely understood that intention while I was there.  You really get the most out of Monet’s work by taking a step back and viewing it from afar, so the size and shape of this room allowed that to be possible.

Although it looked kind of crowded when we arrived, people moved around the room enough that we were able to see the paintings unobstructed with a little bit of patience.

I think this mural was my favorite…

We were at the museum for about 30 minutes, and left at 3pm.  We didn’t have anything specific planned for the rest of the day, so we just decided to take a long walk back in the direction of our hotel, and hopefully we’d figure out a plan before we arrived. 

Exiting Tuileries Garden towards Place de la Concorde

There were a few vendors selling souvenirs on the sidewalk here so we stopped to take a look.

This seemed completely random and we couldn’t figure out what it had to do with Paris lol

I’ve never been good at buying souvenirs.  If I don’t think of something specific I want in advance, I don’t usually find random things while looking at souvenir stores.  I started a collection of post cards just so I would have something specific to buy from places I visit, but I wanted to come home from Paris with something tangible.  I’m also terrible at picking out souvenirs to bring back as gifts.  I just never see anything I think is worth giving to family members… why would they want a magnet from a place that I visited without them there with me??  Ideally, we would have gone to a supermarket and brought back something fun that is only sold in France, but with this crazy heat wave and knowing we’d still be in London for 5 days after leaving Paris, we didn’t want to buy any food from here in case it melted or got stale.

Anyway, while we were looking at the displays on the sidewalk, I saw these pretty glass trivets depicting a colorful scene in Paris and I just knew this was the perfect souvenir to buy!  It was pretty enough that our parents might use it in their kitchens, or prop it up on display as a piece of art.  We bought 3 of them, one for each of our parents and one to keep for ourselves.  It was nice to know that we checked that off our to-do list so we didn’t have to keep searching for souvenirs the rest of the time in Paris.

After that, we kept walking until we saw this:

I love Longchamp purses and thought it might be fun to buy one in Paris as a special gift to myself.  We went inside and looked around, but they didn’t have anything I wanted to buy.  Oh well, it was still fun to look around.

We walked along Boulevard des Capucines until we reached the Palais Garnier opera house.  This is said to be the building upon which The Phantom of the Opera was based.  It would have been fun to see a performance here, but it did not work with our schedule.  You can go inside and explore the building or take a guided tour, but they charge for admission and it is not included with the museum pass so we opted to just enjoy the building from the outside.  It really is a stunning, grand building.

Another block north of the opera house is the Galeries Lafayette Haussmann department store.  This is similar to Macy’s Herald Square in New York- a HUGE department store selling clothes, cosmetics, accessories, and everything else you’d expect to find in a department store.  What makes this store unique is the beautifully ornate building with a stained glass dome over the center.  We didn’t plan to do much shopping here, but we wanted to go inside to see the building.

There is a catwalk on the top floor which juts out into the middle of the dome.  We tried to go out there but there was a long line and we didn’t feel like waiting.  It would make for a cool photo though so I’d recommend checking it out… unless you’re afraid of heights!

We got back to the hotel around 5pm to relax for an hour, and then get changed for the evening.  We thought it would be fun to go back over to Trocadero Park, get a couple of crepes for dinner, buy a bottle of wine from one of the vendors, and enjoy a little picnic with some good people watching.  On our way to the metro, we stopped by Marks and Spencer to buy a cold bottle of white wine, making sure it had a screw top cap so we’d be able to open it.  It was only €5.50 from the market, which was half the price we’d probably pay from the vendors in the park, so it was worth the effort to bring it with us on the metro.  It was too hot for a second bottle to stay cold, so if we wanted more, we planned to buy it at that point from a vendor.

We took the number 9 metro straight to Trocadero Park.  When we exited the metro station, there was a crepe stand right there.  We each got a chicken and cheese crepe for €4.50 and took them into the park.  It was very busy, but we found one open bench in the shade where we could set up our picnic.  It was such a lovely place to enjoy our crepes for dinner, sip some wine in the plastic cups from our hotel bathroom, and do some great people watching.  Oh, and we also had a view of the Eiffel Tower!

While we were eating, we saw a guy setting up a game on the ground.  He had 3 cups and he asked people to bet on which cup had the ball under it after he shuffled the cups around.  It was very obvious that this was a scam, and since we were sitting on the bench and watching them for about 2 hours, we were able to figure out exactly what was happening.  Within seconds of the leader setting up the cups, 4 or 5 people walked up to play the game.  These people stayed there the entire time, constantly betting more and more money, but only “winning” about 25% of the time.  Most people would not continue to bet if they were losing 75% of the time, so it became clear that these 4 or 5 people were shills who were in on it with the leader.  I’m really not sure how they make any money, especially since there were 6 of them working at the same time so any money won from a gullible tourist would be divided several ways.  It was really interesting to watch this scam unfolding in front of us, but we had to be discrete because if they noticed we were watching and caught onto what was happening, that might make us into a target.

I snuck these photos when no one was paying attention to us…

When we planned to do some people watching, we would have never expected it to be as entertaining as watching this game!

Just as we were finishing our first bottle of wine, one of the vendors came over to see if we wanted to buy another.  DH loves to bargain with vendors, especially when he has nothing to lose because if he doesn’t get a price he likes, he could always decide not to buy the wine.  The vendor said it was €20 for the bottle and DH countered with an offer of €8.  We thought the vendor would immediately dismiss the offer and walk away, but I guess he really wanted to make the sale because after some back and forth, he finally accepted DH’s final offer of €9 lol  For DH, it was more about winning the game than it was about getting the bottle of wine, and I don’t think we even drank the whole thing, but it made for a fun activity for a few minutes!

We stayed at the park until around 9pm, then went back to the crepe stand where we bought our dinner so we could buy something for dessert.  We opted to share a nutella crepe, which was the perfect sweet ending to another great day in Paris.  We ate it in the plaza overlooking the Eiffel Tower, then entered the metro at 9:45pm in order to beat the rush from when the Tower lights started to twinkle.  We had a very early morning scheduled for Tuesday so we wanted to get back to the hotel early to try to get some sleep.

Fitbit Daily Summary… Steps: 26,429,  Miles: 11.2,  Flights of Stairs: 24

Sunday, June 23, 2019 ~ Sainte Chapelle, Holocaust Museum, Marais, Arc de Triomphe

When I first started planning our itinerary, this was the day I planned to visit Notre Dame and use my museum pass for free access to climb up the towers.  Unfortunately, the horrible fire in April changed those plans, so all I could hope is that I would be allowed close enough to see the beautiful gothic church from the outside.  I still stuck with my original plan to also visit Sainte Chapelle and explore Ile de la Cite, then cross over the Seine to the right bank to visit the Holocaust Museum and wonder around the Marais neighborhood.  This being a Sunday meant that many restaurants and shops around the city would be closed today, making it the perfect day to explore the Jewish Quarter!  I was originally planning to do a self-guided walking tour from the Rick Steves guide book, but then I discovered a free 1.5 hour walking tour with Discover Walks that would cover many of the same sites.  I always get more out of the experience when I have a tour guide explaining things to me as opposed to reading from a guide book, so it was a no-brainer to sign us up for the walking tour on their website.  As of when we left California, that was all I had on the agenda for today, but we added in a few extra things as the day progressed.

After a mere 5 hours of sleep, I woke up at 6am and couldn’t fall back asleep.  I got up as quietly as I could because I didn’t want to wake DH, and I snuck into the bathroom to take a shower.  There was no outlet in the bathroom for the hair dryer, so I had to do that in the main part of the room.  Sorry, DH!  Oh, that reminds me, ladies: I bought the greatest gadget for this vacation!  I was worried about plugging my hair straightener into the wall in France and England because the voltage difference is notorious for frying hair appliances.  I found a flat iron on Amazon that is charged by USB so there is no need to plug it into the wall!  I charged it using a USB power brick, and it worked perfectly!  This flat iron is life changing for international travel haha

Ok, back to talking about Sunday… DH eventually woke up and got ready, and we left the hotel in search of breakfast.  The M&S market didn’t open until 11am on Sundays so we had to find somewhere new for breakfast.  We walked out to Grands Boulevards, and on the next side street, we saw a cute café called La Crème de Paris.  They had an extensive menu of crepes and waffles with all sorts of toppings, but we just wanted something quick so we did a repeat of our breakfast from yesterday and just got some croissants to go.  Wow those croissants were delicious!  I could seriously eat that for breakfast every single day!  Sorry but I didn’t think to take any photos of the restaurant or the croissants… blame it on the 5 hours of sleep hehe

I thought it would be super easy to get to our first destination today because it was the same metro station we went to yesterday on Ile de la Cite.  Yesterday, when we came out of the metro station, I saw Sainte Chapelle right there and made a mental note that at least now I knew where to go for today (and that I should take the elevator instead of climbing all those stairs!).  I’m not sure if it was because it was Sunday or what happened, but when we tried to transfer from the 9 to the 4 metro line, the station was closed and it looked like they were doing construction on the tracks.  Ummmm, now what?!  We quickly found a system map and figured out how we could get to Sainte Chapelle without using the Cite stop, and realized we could get to the Hotel de Ville stop instead.  The Cite stop is literally steps from Sainte Chapelle, and now we had to walk 10 minutes out of our way.  It wasn’t ideal, but we worked it out.  On the bright side, we were treated to this beautiful sight when we exited the metro station…

The sun was just peaking out from behind the roof of Hotel de Ville, casting the building in an eerie shadow.  Since it was only 9am, there was no one here and we could finally take a photo with out other people in the way (so I guess that’s the silver lining to our detour!).

We continued walking towards Pont d’Arcole to cross over onto Ile de la Cite.

Since this was our first time using the Museum Pass, we weren’t exactly sure what to do.  We entered the doorway labeled for Sainte Chapelle, and that led us into a back alley.  We weren’t exactly sure where to go so we just kept walking and eventually saw another sign pointing us around the corner and then we could see the church from the outside.  There was a sign separating two lines- one for people who needed to buy tickets, and the other for people with a list of options, including the Museum Pass.  It was actually surprisingly clear and obvious, and we found that many of the museums had similar signage so we always knew where to go (except for Versailles, but more on that later!).  There were only a handful of people waiting in line to buy tickets, but the agent waved us to come forward, quickly glanced at the date written on the back of our Museum Pass, and said we were free to enter.  Easy, peasy!

When you enter the church, there is a visitor center on the ground floor.  We walked up the extremely narrow spiral staircase to enter the main room of the church.  Honestly, I wasn’t blown away by this church.  It was much smaller than I expected, so it was a good thing we arrived so early in the morning when hardly anyone was there because I imagine it gets extremely crowded in there later in the day.  The stained glass was pretty and very impressive with its details and intricacy, but it was impossible to focus on each panel and interpret the biblical stories which are said to be depicted.  Perhaps I was hoping for something as grand as Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, but this was no where near that size.  I’m glad we took the time to visit here and see it in person, but I don’t think I would have been happy had it not been included on my Museum Pass and I paid for it out of pocket.

One thing I did really enjoy was that they had a small TV monitor playing a video to explain how the church was built and the process to restore the stained glass windows.  It was helpful to better appreciate what we were looking at, but somehow I still left wanting to see more.  We stayed for about 20 minutes, then carefully walked back down the stairs.  These things were a fall waiting to happen!

As we exited the grounds, we walked through the courtyard of the Palace of Justice which is right next door.  Turning back, we had a good view of the chapel from the outside where you can better see the overall size and know that it is not very big…

We retraced our steps from yesterday’s tour in reverse to get back to Notre Dame.  It would have been an incredible experience to walk inside of this historic church and marvel at the Gothic architecture, and our museum pass would have paid for our admission to climb to the top of the towers, but we just had to settle for a view from the sidewalk.  It was great to see how much of the original exterior was preserved and most of the original façade is still intact.  I look forward to planning another visit to Paris sometime in the distant future when renovations are complete and we can finally go inside.  I don’t think it will ever look exactly as it did before the fire, but I have high hopes that the engineers will work some magic to restore as much as possible.

Right next door to Notre Dame is Hotel Dieu, the oldest hospital in the city of Paris.

Since it is still functioning as a hospital, we were free to enter the building, walk through the lobby, and check out the interior courtyard.  This is one of those hidden gems in Paris that not many tourists know about, so there were only two or three other people in there with us.  The building itself looks nothing like any hospital I have ever seen as it more closely resembles a museum, and the interior courtyard contains a beautiful garden.  It is definitely worth a few minutes to walk around and explore.

Notice the armed guards hanging out in the far right corner?  We noticed a large presence of heavily armed police and guards at many of the major tourist attractions.  They were always carrying really scary looking guns that hopefully just served as a crime deterrent and rarely actually had to be used!  We first noticed it within hours of arriving in Paris when we visited Sacre Coeur on Friday night, and it really shocked us, but as the days passed, we weren’t as bothered by it.

This sign made us chuckle… what do you think is on display in this gallery??

Back outside, we were able to walk along the north side of Notre Dame.  Prior to arriving in Paris, I did not know how close we could get to the church, so I was pleasantly surprised that they let us walk along the sidewalk immediately beside the building and we had a decent view looking up to the exterior façade.

We kept walking along that street until we reached Pont Saint-Louis, the bridge connecting the two islands in the Seine.  As we were walking across, I looked back towards Ile de la Cite for a beautiful view of one of the Haussmann-style buildings.  I just loved the look of these buildings and couldn’t help but take a photo every time I saw one framed nicely by trees or a bright blue sky!

Ile Saint Louis is the smaller of the two islands in the Seine and is known for it’s beautiful (read: expensive) apartment buildings and quaint narrow streets lined with shops and restaurants.  It was only 10:15am on Sunday when we arrived so the island was still quite sleepy with many of the stores still closed or just starting to open for the day, but we enjoyed our time wandering around and taking it all in.

A very tempting sweets shop

We crossed the Seine via Pont Marie to get back over to the Right Bank, looking back to the lovely tree-lined Ile Saint Louis…

Our next destination was Memorial de la Shoah, a small Holocaust museum with free entry.  They do not allow photos inside the museum, but I was able to capture these photos from the outside…

This plaque was displayed on the side wall of the museum, explaining a fascinating bit of history that I knew nothing about!  The second photo shows the list of names, running the full length of the outside wall of the museum.

We both agreed this museum was very well done and offered a huge amount of information.  We have both been to the Holocaust Museum in Washington DC and Yad Vashem in Jerusalem, so this museum in Paris was much smaller and didn’t quite compare to those museums, but that was okay.  We didn’t expect it to.  They had exhibits on two floors, both with information written in French and English so we were able to follow along.  If anything, there was almost too much information to read and we started to feel overwhelmed.  Throughout the exhibits, they had screens showing videos and interviews, but those were all in French.  I wish they put in subtitles because those were probably interesting and worth watching, but we didn’t watch them with the language barrier.  The very last section of the exhibit was perhaps the most powerful, featuring photos of 3,000 Jewish children from France who passed during the Holocaust.  We spent an hour and a half exploring all of the exhibits, which not surprisingly, left us in a fog of depression.  After we left, we spent some time walking through the Marais neighborhood, reflecting on what we’d just seen.

Our next stop was the old Jewish Quarter to find something to eat for lunch.  We walked towards Rue des Rosiers, which was once home to the largest Jewish community in Europe.

This restaurant receives great reviews on Trip Advisor, but that also means it is very popular and usually has a huge line running down the street. 

They form two lines outside- one to be seated inside the restaurant with waiter service, and another line for take away orders prepared in a window outside.  We had good timing and arrived when there were only 5 people in line for the take away food, perhaps because it was a little early for Sunday lunch.  There was a man walking up and down the line that handed us a menu, took our order, and then gave us a slip of paper to bring inside the restaurant to pay for our food.

After I paid for the food inside, they gave me a receipt to and to the guys in the window so they would know what we ordered.  DH waited in line while I went inside, so by the time I returned, we were next to order.  They really do have the logistics here down to a science.  We had both ordered the falafel, so it was fun to watch them make it and pick out the toppings we wanted.

They filled the soft pita bread with coleslaw, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, and of course, falafel balls, then poured a ton of tzatiki sauce on top, making for a very messy meal to eat while we were walking around.  I’ve never really loved falafel, but I must say, this stuff was really delicious!  I usually think the balls are dry and crumbly, but this falafel was moist and had great flavor too.

After lunch, we continued exploring some of the shops on Rue des Rosiers.

When we walked back past L’as du Fallafel, there were a ton of people lined up and waiting to order, so we hit it at the right time when we arrived.  You can see them along the right side of the road in this photo…

This kosher bakery was calling our name so we went inside to pick out a pastry for dessert…. Yum!

Bellies full, we continued wandering around the Marais.  This band was playing on the sidewalk so we stopped to listen for a bit.

We had about an hour and a half of unexpected spare time before our walking tour.  For the sake of full disclosure, I admit that I view this time as a rare moment of planning failure.  I had it in my mind that we should spend this time in the Marais, so I wasn’t looking at the bigger picture.  What we really should have done with this hour and a half was walk west for less than 10 minutes and go to the Pompidou Center.  At the time, I didn’t realize we were so close to there, and it would have been the perfect time to go, especially since it was free using our museum pass.  In the end, we never got to see that museum.  I only realized how close we were to it after returning home and looking at my Google Map to write this review, but when you are roaming the streets of Paris without a real plan of what to do, it’s hard to know what other landmarks are nearby.

Instead, we followed some of the Rick Steves self-guided tour of the Marais neighborhood and walked over to Place des Vosges.  This pretty park featured a large square with fountains and statues and plenty of grass to spread out a blanket and have a picnic.  It was surrounded by brick buildings, making a pretty backdrop and keeping the park closed off from the hustle and bustle of the surrounding streets.

Even the walkway under the brick buildings was beautiful!

Around the corner from the park, we saw this beautiful, old synagogue called Synagogue des Tournelles.  We wanted to go inside and look around, but there was an event going on so we just admired from the outside.

Our tour with Discover Walks started at 2:30pm.  This must be a very popular tour because there were about 50 people at the meeting spot, but luckily, they had two tour guides so we only about 25 people in our group.  Our guide’s name was Florent, and he did a decent job, but honestly, this was probably my least favorite free walking tour that we’ve ever done.  Partly, that was because we had just walked past most of these places while we were killing time before the tour (which is why I view that time as a failure because we should have been doing something in a different neighborhood, knowing we were about to take a tour of the Marais!  Oops!) 

We take free walking tours quite often when we travel and have always been lucky to have fabulous guides who were really engaging and their love for their city oozed out of them during the tour.  Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past, but Florent was just kind of blah.  Also, I was anticipating a tour of the Jewish Quarter given that this what Marais is known for, but Florent only spent about 5 minutes grazing over it when he pointed out the oldest synagogue in Paris:

The tour wasn’t all bad though and we did learn some interesting tidbits.  This statue of King Louis XIII in Place des Vosges looks majestic and regal, but Florent explained that it is actually artistically and historically inaccurate.  The proportions of the horse are too small compared to the size of the King (unless the King was some kind of giant, which he wasn’t!).  Also, the position of the horse’s legs actually means something specific and this statue got it wrong.  If all 4 legs of the horse are on the ground, it means the soldier was not wounded in battle.  If one leg is raised, the soldier was wounded in battle.  If the two front legs are both raised, then the soldier died in battle.  King Louis XIII was never wounded in battle, but the horse’s front leg is raised, so this is historically inaccurate.  It was funny to learn those details about this prominently displayed statue in the middle of this huge park!

Another interesting tidbit was about the blue, white, and red marked on the bottom of this sign.  Florent explained that the “Meilleur Ouvrier de France” contest is a competition between several French craftsmen to become the best French craftsman in his category.  They include 230 trades from pastry chefs, butchers, and coffee roasters, to jewelers, to florists, and even boilermakers.  The award is very prestigious and awarded annually so if you see that sign hanging over a business, you know you are getting the best of the best in France.  Of course, we never did see a sign like this at any point after finishing our walking tour haha

We walked past this huge gorgeous church, but Florent never mentioned anything about it.

We spent a great deal of time talking about this church and walking through it from the back to the front.  This is Eglise Saint-Gervais, a Gothic Catholic church, located just a block from Hotel de Ville. 

I think there were 3 different organs inside this church.

The tour ended a little after 4pm at the back side of Hotel de Ville.  It was nice getting to delve a little deeper into the Marais neighborhood, but I’m not sure that I would recommend this particular tour. 

After saying our goodbyes to Florent, we walked around the Hotel de Ville to take a few more photos in the mid-day light.

Down along the banks of the Seine River, there is a pedestrian walking path along what used to be a road for cars.  There are several bars along this path so we walked down to check it out and enjoy a drink while resting our feet.  The pricing was pretty much the same at all of the bars, and they all had enough options on the menu to satisfy both of us, so we picked one that had an open table along the water and a band setting up to play some live music.  The vibe was very chill, and there were lots of locals enjoying their Sunday afternoon.

We relaxed there for about an hour, discussing our time thus far in Paris and what we should do next.  I had originally planned for us to spend the evening getting dinner somewhere in Marais, but we had already spent most of the day in this neighborhood and we wanted to see something else.  I had a lightbulb go off and realized that we should go to the Arc de Triomphe!  It was now around 5:30pm so we wanted something we could do fairly quickly, knowing we would be hungry for dinner in an hour or two, so the Arc seemed like the perfect thing. 

I used my apps to figure out the best way to get there on the metro, and luckily, there was a station right next to Hotel de Ville that would get us straight to the Champs Elysees via metro line 1.  We decided to get off at the George V station so we could walk a little ways along the famous avenue before reaching the Arc de Triomphe.  When I think of the Champs Elysees, it conjures up images of a tree-lined street, quaint Parisian shops, and couples walking hand in hand enjoying a romantic stroll.  As is often the case, that is not really the reality.  The Champs Elysees is really a very busy avenue with 4 lanes of traffic in each direction.  Not exactly the quaint Parisian street I had in mind, but it was still cool to be there and walk along such a well known street.  I liked how the trees were trimmed so perfectly so they did not overhang the traffic lanes at all.  It reminded me of an urban version of the gardens at Versailles.

Since the Arc is located in the center of a gigantic traffic circle, you can’t stand on the sidewalk and take a good photo with it centered behind you.  You have to be a bit daring if you want to take the perfect photo, and since we all know where my travel priorities lie, you can guess what I was willing to do!  There is a narrow median painted onto the cobblestones in the middle of the Champs Elysees.  We made sure to stay within white lines and hoped no vehicle would swerve and hit us while we took this photo.  There were other people standing out there doing the same thing so at least we had people to take the photo for us.

The sun was behind us when we took this photo, so I didn’t love how it came out.  We decided to walk around to the other side of the Arc to hopefully get a better photo in the light.  Because there are 12 streets that all merge together at the traffic circle, we needed to cross 6 side streets to get to the opposite side of the Arc.  Luckily, there were crosswalks at each intersection, and there weren’t many cars on the smaller streets.

Halfway there!

We made it! 

There was a similar median on this side of the Arc so we found a safe place to stand, but since this was kind of the “back” of the Arc, there weren’t as many tourists so it took a minute before someone approached to take a photo with us in it.

It was definitely worth the effort to get this photo with the sun shining brightly on the Arc de Triomphe behind us!

With our mission accomplished, we walked one more block over around the circle to a set of stairs leading down under ground.  This passage allowed us to safely get to the Arc in the center of the circle without having to run Frogger-style, dodging cars and praying we wouldn’t get hit!  There is also an entrance to this passage from the Champs Elysees if you are coming from that direction.

Walking through the tunnel…

When we climbed the steps back up to ground level, we saw this ceremony under the Arc.  It was now nearly 6:30pm, so we timed our arrival perfectly for the nightly ceremony where veterans lay wreaths and rekindle the torch for the Unknown Soldier.

What a beautiful monument!

We went through a security check point, then showed the guard our museum passes to cover our price of admission.  He quickly ushered us through a door, and before I had a chance to realize what was happening, we were climbing up the narrow spiral stairs to the top of the Arc.  They do have an elevator here and I had hoped to use it, but I never even had the chance to ask where it was!  Oye!  This was quite a hike as there were 284 steps to climb, and it was such a hot day today that we were both already over-heated. 

Of course, there is no air conditioning in the stairwell so about halfway up, I started to question if I could even make it to the top.  There was no where to stop and rest because it was so narrow and there were other people coming up the steps behind us.  We surged ahead and soon enough, we made it to the top.  When you exit the stairs, there is a large indoor space which has restrooms, a gift shop, and a display with a video explaining the history of the Arc.  Thank goodness for that video!  I sat down on one of the benches and watched the video as I caught my breath and tried to cool off.  It was moments like this when I really wish our luck was better and that we did not visit Paris during a massive heat wave!!

Once my legs stopped shaking and my heart rate returned to somewhat normal, I was able to get up and walk over to the display in the floor which looked down on the flame under the Arc.  That was a pretty cool view to see how high up we were!

There are a few more stairs to climb to reach the outside viewing deck on the roof of the Arc.  From here, we had incredible 360 degree views of the city, so it was definitely worth the effort to get up here! 

Looking straight down the Champs Elysees

I spy Sacre Coeur in the distance!

The views from up here were different from what we could see at the top of the Eiffel Tower, so I was glad we did both attractions.  The Eiffel Tower is much taller and positioned so you can see the Louvre, the boats along the Seine, and all of the West Bank.  We couldn’t see those things from the Arc de Triomphe, but we COULD see the Eiffel Tower!  (You can’t really get a photo of the Eiffel Tower when you are in it!)

Hello, Beautiful!

Continuing around the perimeter, we could see lots of high-rise buildings off in the distance.  If you look closely, you can see a giant hollow square in the middle of those buildings.  That is the Grande Arche de la Defense monument.

This photo makes me laugh… there doesn’t appear to be any lanes drawn on the traffic circle, and the cars all seem like they are just randomly driving wherever they want!  I am so glad there was no need for us to attempt driving in Paris because it seems like a nightmare! Haha

After we completed a full loop around the terrace and had our fill of enjoying the views, we went back down to the indoor level and asked someone to point us towards the elevator.  That was definitely an easier way to get back downstairs!

One last view looking up at the Arc

We made our way back to the underground passage, but this time we went towards Champs Elysees for the metro back towards our hotel.  It was now 7:30pm and we were both ready for dinner.  We didn’t have anywhere specific planned to eat, so we figured we would walk around the neighborhood near our hotel and pick a restaurant that looked good. 

Bouillon Chartier is located just around the corner from our hotel.  They are highly rated on Trip Advisor and known for having good French cuisine at affordable prices.  It shouldn’t surprise me that when we approached the restaurant, there was a HUGE line outside and the hostess said it would be at least a 30 minute wait to be seated.  With the time it took to get back to this side of the city from the Arc de Triomphe, it was already 8:30pm so we did not want to wait another 30 minutes (likely longer, judging from the length of the line!) just to be seated, let along waiting to be served some food. 

Instead, we went a few stores down to Café H.  They had a sandwich board out on the sidewalk listing two specials for dinner, and one appealed to DH and the other appealed to me, so we decided to eat here.  Now came a dilemma that we encountered many times in Paris… where should we sit?  We could sit outside on the patio to enjoy some people watching and a slight breeze in the evening air to keep us somewhat comfortable, but restaurants in Paris allow smoking on their patios and there were always multiple parties smoking cigarettes at every restaurant we visited.  We don’t tolerate the smoke, and it makes for an unpleasant dining experience.  The problem was that our only other option was to sit indoors where smoking is not permitted, but it was very hot inside because most restaurants do not have air conditioning.  Over the days we were in Paris, this dilemma got kind of irritating, especially coming from California where no smoking is allowed anywhere in a restaurant, inside or out.  Tonight, we were very over heated from all of our walking and the unusually hot temperatures, so we opted to sit outside.

We had a lovely dining experience at Café H, despite the smoke.  DH ordered the steak kebab with seasoned potatoes, and I ordered the moules frites.  We also each ordered a glass of wine because it was happy hour, so why not?  The food arrived quickly, and the portions were huge (which was not a bad thing considering how hungry we were!). 

Each of the entrees were €14, and the glasses of wine were €5, so it was a good deal for a Sunday evening dinner.  We crawled back to the hotel by 10pm and promptly crashed on the bed, exhausted after another full day in Paris.

Fitbit Daily Summary… Steps: 26,088,  Miles: 10.8,  Flights of Stairs: 20

Saturday, June 22, 2019 ~ 3-Hour Walking Tour, Seine River Cruise, Eiffel Tower

Have you ever had one of those nights where you just can’t fall asleep, no matter what you do?  You lay in bed completely exhausted, but can’t drift off to sleep.  Then you get annoyed at yourself because you know you will be even more tired tomorrow from lack of sleep, and that frustration keeps you awake even longer.  Well that’s the kind of night I had last night, in addition to already being exhausted from not sleeping well on the redeye flight.  It took me until 4am before I finally fell asleep, so when my alarm went off at 7:45am to get ready for the day, I wasn’t such a happy camper.  Then I realized where I was, and that the sooner I woke up, the sooner I could eat a croissant for breakfast!  That was plenty of motivation for me!!

Today was our first full day in Paris, so I wanted to get a good overview of the city.  I decided it would be better to save the museums and other attractions included with the museum pass for another day so we could use today to get a lay of the land.  We only had the museum pass for 4 of our 5 full days in Paris anyway, so I knew we couldn’t use it on either the first or last day of our stay as it must be used over 4 consecutive calendar days.  I already mentioned that I found a walking tour in lieu of riding the Hop On/Hop Off bus this morning.  The company is Sandeman’s Tours and they offer a free 3-hour walking tour of most of the main sites in Paris.  You don’t get to go inside any of the sites, but that was fine because we would revisit most of them over the next 4 days and use our museum pass for free entry.  I was just using this tour as a way to learn a bit of history and fun facts about the city, and to get better oriented on where everything is located.  Booking the tour was easy using their website, and I received an email confirmation with directions on where and when to meet our guide.

Before going to meet our tour guide, we needed to find something to eat for breakfast.  There was a Marks & Spencer mini-supermarket inside Passage Jouffroy right outside of our hotel.  They are actually a British supermarket chain, but it was very convenient to stop in there on the way to or from our hotel and get something cold to drink, a snack, or in this moment, something for breakfast!  There was a huge display on the back wall of the market with lots of freshly baked pastries, so we each picked up a plain croissant, and we also couldn’t resist getting one chocolate croissant to share.

I’m not sure where exactly these pastries were made, but they were wonderful, and definitely a huge step up from any pastry we can get at our local supermarket in California!!  We ate our breakfast as we walked towards the metro station on our corner.  Each morning while I was still in the hotel and able to access the free WiFi, I used the Citymapper app to plot out step by step directions for how to take the metro to each location we needed to go to that day.  The app claims that it can work offline, but I found it a bit glitchy and that I got the best results when I had a WiFi connection.  The best part about the app is that it gave really specific instructions (ie: take metro line 8 towards Balard, sit in the back section of the train, go 4 stops, transfer at Concorde to line 1 towards La Defense, sit in the middle section of the train, go 3 stops, exit at George station using exit #2).  I took screen shots of the directions to get to each attraction that we needed each day and it really helped alleviate any stress when navigating the public transit system.  Unfortunately, the app did not work on the fly, so if we needed to go somewhere spur of the moment, we had to read the metro map the old fashioned way!

This morning, we needed to meet our guide near Notre Dame, so we used one of our t+ tickets from our carnets to take the metro to the Cite stop.  Huge word of advice if you are ever using the metro system in Paris… if you see a working elevator, USE IT!  Especially at the Cite station, since I nearly passed out trying to climb five seemingly-endless flights of stairs to exit the station!  I saw a couple in their mid-20’s get on the elevator and I wanted to get on too but DH said we should take the stairs to get some exercise… he probably assumed it was only one or two flights, but we should have known better to do what the locals do and if they get in the elevator, we should too!  Another little pointer for using the metro system, or anywhere really… the French word for exit is “sortie” and you will see it on lots of signs when leaving the train stations.  Even now, weeks later, DH and I still say “We have to sortie” when it’s time to leave somewhere haha

Up on ground level, we walked a few blocks away to meet our tour guide at 10am in a small plaza in front of the Saint Michel Fountain.  Google Maps worked wonderfully for walking directions because the little blue dot could track us using GPS.  When I approached the tour guide, she greeted me in Spanish.  Hmm, am I in the right place??  I was about to reply in Spanish and ask where the English-speaking tour was, but then she realized her mistake and greeted me again in English.  Apparently Sandeman Tours operates two simultaneous tours leaving from the same location, one of which was in Spanish.  They divided us into two groups on opposite sides of the plaza, and once the Spanish-speaking tour left with their guide, we never crossed paths again.  Our tour guide was Harry, who was born in England but has lived in Paris for 7 years.  He was a lot of fun, injecting humor and interesting anecdotes into the history and other information he provided.  We had around 25 people in our group, which can be kind of challenging for the guide because he needs to keep track of everyone in crowded areas and speak loud enough for all of us to hear him.  Harry was great at both of those things, and he made sure to answer our questions and seek out shade when we stopped at each location on the tour. 

The first stop of the tour was to visit Notre Dame and observe some of the construction progress to rebuild after the fire.  Harry said that up until one week ago, they had barriers up preventing people from getting this close to the church, but they just decided it was safe enough to let people stand around the perimeter of the plaza in front of the church.  Of course it was crushing that we could not enter the church, but I was glad we could at least get this close and see it from the outside.

We continued walking towards the Palace of Justice and the Conciergerie (a Gothic, riverside fortress & French Revolution prison, housing Marie Antoinette’s former cell).  The spire you see on the left of this photo is Sainte Chapelle where we will visit tomorrow with our museum pass.

Next, we stopped to look at the intricate clock face on one of the original towers from the first Royal Palace of Paris.

Harry led us around the corner to Place Dauphine where he found a spot in the shade where we could sit down for a while as he explained the history of Marie Antoinette.

Not the greatest photo due to the angle of the sun, but this was Harry…

We continued our walk up onto Pont Neuf, which literally translates to the New Bridge, but that is ironic since this is actually the oldest bridge to cross the Seine.  It was such a beautiful day for a walking tour!

Next, Harry led us over to the Right Bank and along the Seine until we entered the courtyard at the back of the Louvre.  This courtyard was huge (use the people in the photo for perspective) and free to enter, but hardly anyone was here!  Harry pointed us towards a bench in the shade where we could sit as he explained some of the history behind the Louvre.

We then continued through the arches on the left side of the photo, and into the main plaza outside the Louvre with the famous glass pyramids.  Harry explained that these pyramids were only built around 30 years ago, and before that, this whole plaza was used as a parking lot!  While not everyone is a fan of the modern glass pyramid structure given the beautiful classic French Renaissance style and history of the Louvre, I must say it is a huge improvement over seeing an ugly parking lot!

From here, we continued straight through the plaza to see a miniature Arc de Triomphe.  This monument is about half the size of its big brother located at the far end of Champs Elysees, and was built in 1808 to commemorate Napoleon’s military victories of the previous year.

We followed Harry through Tuileries Garden to this pond where he ended the tour around 12:45pm.  Overall, the tour was a great introduction to Paris, both for an overview of the history and for seeing some of the major monuments for the first time.  As with all of the “free” walking tours we have taken in the past, Harry explained that he is not paid by Sandeman Tours and relies entirely on the tips he earns from giving these tours, so we thanked him for his time and efforts as we said our goodbyes.

I’m not sure if this Ferris Wheel is always located in Tuileries Gardens or if it was just there for a temporary carnival, but it seemed like Paris’s answer to the London Eye.

Our next mission was to find somewhere to eat lunch.  We wanted something quick like a sandwich, so we just started walking east along Rue de Rivoli, but all the restaurants were fancy, sit down places and looked very crowded.  We moved one block further away from the Louvre and found a small boulongerie with several people standing outside eating sandwiches.  Perfect!  We went inside and found a bunch of pre-made baguette sandwiches with meats and cheeses.  There wasn’t anywhere to sit inside the restaurant (hence all the people standing outside), but they did have a narrow counter along the wall where we could stand and lean while we ate.  Sometimes these little hole in the wall restaurants turn out to be the best finds!  Bellies full, we continued walking to our next destination: a tourism cruise along the Seine River!

There are several companies that offer 1-hour cruises along the Seine River with a guide to explain the buildings and bridges as you sail passed them.  Most of these companies leave from docks closer to the Eiffel Tower, but one company leaves from a dock under Pont Neuf, so we decided to use that company because it was close by where our walking tour ended.  Vedettes du Pont Neuf sells tickets on site for €14, but if you go on their website, you can buy discounted tickets for €12 for an anytime pass available for all departures on a specific day, or for €10 if select a specific departure time.  Always eager to get a good bargain, I liked the idea of the €10 tickets but I wasn’t sure exactly what tour time to book since I didn’t know exactly what time our walking tour would end, how long it would take to find and eat lunch, and how long it would take us to walk over to Pont Neuf to the dock.  I erred on the side of caution and booked our tickets for the 2:30pm boat tour so we would definitely have enough time, and if we were early, we could always relax in the park nearby. 

As it turned out, we were finished with lunch and walking across Pont Neuf by 1:30pm. 

We walked down to the dock and spoke to the lady in the ticket booth and she said it was no problem to take an earlier tour!  The 1:30pm boat had just left, so she gave us tickets for the 2pm tour, which gave us just enough time to use the restrooms before lining up to board the boat.  I have a feeling not many people know about this boat company because there were less than 50 people on the 2pm boat, but it could probably hold 250 people or more!  Had the 2pm tour been sold out, I don’t know if we would have been allowed to change our tickets, so I’m glad it worked out.  The boats have 2 levels, so we went to the upper level and had our choice of seats outside.  It was starting to get quite hot in the mid-afternoon sun, so we put on extra sunscreen since there is no shade at all up there.

The boat left the dock promptly at 2:30pm.  As we made our way down the river, we had a live guide who explained each monument, museum, or bridge in both English and French.  After all the walking we did this morning, it was just nice to sit down, relax, and ogle at all the marvelous sights along the Seine!

We were seated in the front row of the top level of the boat, which seemed like a great idea when we sat down.  Unfortunately, I didn’t realize that white antenna and the roof of the lower level would be an ugly eye sore in all of my photos!  Perhaps the view would have been better at the front of the lower deck on the boat?  I’m not sure, but it was definitely more fun to sit up on top, especially when going under the bridges!

It was so exciting to make our way along the Seine, watching as we got closer and closer to the Eiffel Tower.  We had been in Paris for just about 24 hours at this point, but this was our first time seeing the famous monument up close and in it’s entirety (we had seen it peeking out above the trees and buildings earlier this morning, but that just felt like a tease until we could finally see the whole thing now from the boat!).  Seeing this iconic structure up close, in person, was definitely a bucket list moment for me! 

We continued down a little further past the Eiffel Tower, and then they turned the boat around.  I could see the Pont de Bir-Hakeim up ahead and I hoped we would get closer to it as it was the famous bridge featured in the movie Inception.  We would be near this area again later tonight so I made a mental note that we should try to walk down there.

After turning around, the sun was shining at a better angle to highlight the Eiffel Tower.  I just can’t believe I’m finally here!!

The guide stayed pretty quiet as we doubled back towards Ile de la Cite.  We just sat back, relaxed, and enjoyed watching the beautiful buildings as we passed by.  The benches down on this walking path along the water looked so inviting.  We even saw some locals sitting on blankets and having a picnic, with their feet dangling over the edge. This was that charming Parisian scene I was longing to see!

Soon we were approaching Ile de la Cite, the bigger of the two islands in the Seine, so the boat veered towards the right and we continued along towards Notre Dame.

This gave us an interesting perspective to look up at some of the construction on the exterior of Notre Dame.  I would have loved to see the inside of the building, but since that won’t be possible for at least the next 5 years, it was cool to sail around the perimeter of the building and see it from the outside.

Looking back towards Notre Dame, we could also see Pont Saint-Louis, the bridge connecting the two islands in the Seine, Ile de la Cite and Ile Saint Louis.  This photo also shows how few people were on the boat tour with us.  Only about a third of the seats were occupied upstairs (and there were only about 10 people sitting on the entire lower level!), and everyone had lots of room to spread out.  Throughout the week, we saw other river cruises that were jam packed with every single seat occupied and it looked very crowded!

The cruise continued down to the end of Ile Saint Louis, then double back up the northern side of the islands to the dock at Pont Neuf.  The tour ended at 2:50pm, so it was just under one hour long, but I think that’s how all of the boat tours are.  Overall, I would definitely recommend using Vedettes du Pont Neuf if you want to take a cruise along the Seine River.  It was the least expensive and least crowded of all the tour boats, so that is already a win if you ask me, but on top of that, they had great customer service in allowing us to board an earlier boat from the tour we originally booked.

After being out in the sun all day, we wanted to go back to our hotel to get changed before our evening plans.  The Pont Neuf metro station for line 7 was conveniently located on the Right Bank side of the river, and we could use that line to get within a few blocks of our hotel.  The station had a cute decoration with giant coins cascading down the walls…

When we exited at the Le Peletier station, we could hear some commotion coming from the major intersection behind us.  We walked up the block to see what was going on, and found ourselves right in the middle of a Yellow Vests march!  There has been a lot of coverage about these Yellow Vest protests in Paris since December.  In fact, I remember hearing about it back then and worrying it may impact our vacation, but then realizing it was several months away and hopefully the protests would settle down in that time.  Sure enough, the protests have whittled down to just one event per week, held on Saturdays, and the location is posted on a website so you can easily avoid it.  While lots of people still attend the events, it is no where near as many people who attended it back in December and it presents more like a peaceful march as opposed to a rowdy, potentially dangerous protest.  When we realized what was happening, we felt perfectly safe standing on the sidewalk as they marched passed us. 

After a quick trip back to the hotel to change clothes, we took the metro to the Trocadero station.  I knew there was a park here with a good view of the Eiffel Tower, but coming out of the metro station, I didn’t know exactly where to go.  We just walked straight with the flow of the other pedestrians, and less than a minute later, we saw a break between the buildings that opened up to a big plaza, and smack in the middle, we saw this:

There was nothing to worry about… you really can’t miss the Eiffel Tower haha

Note that my purse is swung in front of us again.  If you look closely, you can see that I used silver binder rings to clip the zippers of my purse together.  I couldn’t find carabineers that were small enough to fit through the holes in my zippers, so these binder clips worked perfectly as a theft deterrent.  They weren’t as thorough as using a pad lock, but that’s not very practical.  I used the binder clips to attach the zippers in a way that you could not unzip the sections without undoing the clips first.  The clips were just tight enough and tedious enough that a pickpocket would fumble with it enough for me to realize someone was trying to get into my purse.  It was definitely annoying when I wanted to get into my purse for something quick, but it was nice having a little peace of mind that hopefully I was less of a target.

The plaza was very crowded with hundreds of tourists taking photos of the Eiffel Tower.  It was basically impossible to take a photo without someone else in the way, but we tried our best!

Overlooking Trocadero Park

We continued walking down through the park, and then turned right to walk along the Seine for 15 minutes until we reached Pont de Bir Hakeim.  This was the bridge featured in the movie Inception in the scene with Ellen Page and Leonardo DiCaprio.

There were at least 5 couples taking their wedding photos on this bridge while we were there!

I can see why… the view of the Eiffel Tower was beautiful and it is much easier to get photos without other people in the way!  Unfortunately, they were hogging all the good spots so DH and I couldn’t take our own photo.  I snuck in to take this photo and we moved on…

Just below this bridge, in the middle of the Seine, is a tiny sliver of an island called Ile Aux Cygnes (Isle of Swans… how romantic!).  It is used as a park, with a narrow trail running straight down the middle, and benches and trees lining either side.  The southern end of this island is home to a replica of the Statue of Liberty, so we walked down there to see it.  I had thought this walk would be fairly short from looking at pictures of the island on Google Maps, but it was actually close to a mile.  Do you know that feeling where you are going somewhere but don’t know exactly where it is so it feels like it takes forever to get there?  We felt like this island would never end and it just kept going and going, but in reality, I checked the time stamps on my photos from Bir Hakeim Bridge vs. at the Statue and it was only a 13 minute walk!  Funny how time works that way!  Anyway, the Statue of Liberty is on a tall pillar at the far end of the island, so you can’t miss her because if you kept walking, you’d be swimming in the Seine.

It was now 6pm and I realized we needed to find somewhere to eat dinner if we were going to arrive at our evening plans on time.  I thought it should be fairly easy to find a restaurant given how close we were to the Seine and only a few blocks south of the Eiffel Tower.  Unfortunately, it did not play out that way.  We walked up onto Pont de Grenelle (the bridge right behind the Statue of Liberty), and crossed over to the Left Bank.  It didn’t look like there were any restaurants on the main street running along the Seine, so we walked one block in to find a huge shopping mall.  Surely there would be a good restaurant in here, right?  Nope!  We went into the mall and wandered around all of the levels, but all we could find was a food court.  We wanted something a little nicer than that on a Saturday night, so we went back out to the street and walked one more block.  Most malls I have visited have lots of other businesses and restaurants nearby, so I was hopeful that we would find a similar busy commercial street. 

After passing several fast food chains, we found a cute plaza with 2 small restaurants, both with several parties seated on the patio.  This was exactly what I was looking for!  We decided to eat at Il Teatro, an Italian restaurant serving pastas and pizzas for €12 to €15 per dish.  With all that walking around, we now had less than 45 minutes to order dinner, eat, and get out of the restaurant if we were going to be on time for our next activity.  Luckily, while it was quite crowded out on the patio, there was no one seated inside the restaurant.  We were seated immediately, glanced quickly at the menu, then flagged down the waitress to let her know our time constraints and that we wanted to order two pizzas.  She said that would not be a problem because there were no food orders pending in the kitchen and our food would be ready in about 10 minutes.  We were very relieved, both that she spoke fluent English and that they were able to accommodate us.  I didn’t take any photos of the restaurant or our food (I know, that is very unlike me!), but everything was delicious.  DH and I shared the two pizzas… one with a bunch of veggies, and the other was four cheese with huge lumps of goat cheese on top.  We also ordered two glasses of house white wine to help us relax a little.  As promised, we finished dinner and were ready to leave the restaurant by 7:30pm, and the waitress even gave me directions towards our next destination so we wouldn’t get lost!

Okay, let’s pause the story and backtrack a bit to when I was planning for this trip… One of the most important things to book in advance is tickets to the Eiffel Tower.  If you have any desire at all to go up to the top of the tower, you will save yourself countless hours of waiting on line by purchasing tickets in advance using their website.  The one possible downside to this is that weather can be unpredictable and if it happens to be raining on the date/time you pre-selected months in advance, you are out of luck.  The tickets are nonrefundable and you cannot make any changes to the date/time of your reservation, so be very confident before you buy your tickets!  The official Eiffel Tower website releases a limited batch of tickets at exactly 8:30am Paris local time, 60 days in advance.  Since I planned to go on June 22, my tickets were released at 11:30pm California local time on April 22.  I went onto their website a few days in advance to set up my account so I wouldn’t need to enter all my information when the tickets were released (I read reviews about people who lost their tickets because by the time they finished entering all their information, the time slot they wanted was sold out!).  At exactly 11:30pm on April 22, I went to the official Eiffel Tower website, clicked on June 22 on the calendar, and a bunch of time slots popped up.  My plan was to arrive about 2 hours before sunset so we could go through security and get to the top with time to see the views in the daylight, watch the sunset, then see all the city lights turn on as it gets dark.  Being the second longest day of the year, sunset was around 10pm so I wanted to book 8pm tickets.  Interestingly, they did not have 8:30pm available, so although most of the day had time slots for every 30 minutes, if I did not get 8pm tickets then the next time slot wasn’t until 9pm.  Luckily, since I put in the effort to buy my tickets the minute they were released, it was very easy to get my desired time slot for elevator access to the summit, and I had my email confirmation with my print-at-home tickets by 11:35pm (at which point I went straight to sleep because I was up way past my bedtime for a work night!! Haha).  Out of curiosity, I checked back on the Eiffel Tower website that Friday, so 4 days later, and the 8pm time slot was sold out.  For all I know, it sold out minutes after I bought my tickets, but either way, make sure to buy your tickets as soon as you can or risk being sold out.  In fact, I checked again a week or so later and all tickets for that date were completely sold out!  If you do not buy tickets online from the Eiffel Tower website, you can pay an inflated price to buy them from a third-party vendor, or you can wait in line at the Tower to buy tickets in person.  In peak tourist season, that line is almost always 3+ hours long!

Ok, so now back to our evening in Paris… we walked about 15 minutes north towards the Eiffel Tower, through a neighborhood with mostly apartment buildings and shops for the locals.  I am so thankful we found Il Teatro because we didn’t pass any other restaurants that would have been good for our dinner.  Eventually, we came to a clearing where we could see the Eiffel Tower peaking through the trees.  We walked along a path that led to Champ de Mars, the large park at the base of the Tower.  It was now around 7:45pm on a Saturday night and the park was packed with people sitting on blankets having picnics.  There were men walking around with buckets filled with bottles of wine and beer for sale (apparently it is legal to drink in public in Paris?!), and the atmosphere was buzzing with energy while maintaining that relaxed and elegant Parisian vibe.  I wish I had thought to take a photo of the park, but I was too busy staring at this beauty:

Our tickets instructed us to enter through the East Entrance and included a map so we knew where to go.  They had several lines to go through security with metal detectors and people looking inside our bags, but there was only like 2 or 3 people in line ahead of us.  My research told me that it is best to arrive 15 minutes prior to your scheduled ticket time to allow time to pass through security, so we arrived at 7:45pm but there were no lines at all.  Perhaps we were lucky, or we just arrived before the rest of the people with 8pm tickets?  Either way, no complaints from me but we got through security in less than a minute!  Try to bring as little as possible when you enter the Tower.  They had a collection box for contraband items and there were probably 50 forks and dull knives in there, likely from after people had a picnic in the park.  I’m not sure what they thought people were plotting to do with a fork haha

After passing through security, we were able to walk under the base of the tower.  It was so cool to be down there and look straight up at this iconic structure.

They had signs posted for the different kinds of entry: walking up the stairs to the 1st and 2nd floors, timed entry slots for the elevator access for the 2nd floor, and general entry for people who did not have timed tickets.  That last line was super long, but luckily we did not have a long wait in the line for people with 8pm tickets.  Once we found our line, we had to go through another security check (where could we have picked up a contraband item after passing through the first security check??), and then we waited in a vestibule for the elevator.  There is only one elevator that goes up and down one of the legs of the tower, so we had to wait for about 10 minutes.  On the bright side, the elevator was quite large so lots of people can squeeze inside, and it was a double-decker elevator so people were loading from above us at the same time.  Just like last night at Sacre Coeur, there were lots of signs warning people to protect their belongings from pickpockets.  Sadly, it is really hard to relax and enjoy the significance of this huge bucket list moment when you are constantly checking for thieves.  We felt that way several times during our week in Paris, and it wasn’t a good feeling.

The elevator stopped briefly on the 1st floor, but only people with restaurant reservations were allowed to exit here.  Then the doors closed and the elevator took us up to the 2nd level.  There are two observation decks where you can walk around all 4 sides of the tower, one here on the 2nd level and the other all the way up at the top of the tower.  Our tickets included access to both levels, but we wanted to get up to the top level first to spend the majority of our time up there.  When you get off the elevator, you need to walk around a little bit to find the line for the second elevator to the top.  On the way, we stopped to marvel at the view of the sun setting over Trocadero Park.

OMG! We’re in the Eiffel Tower!!

When we found the line to get up to the top level, there were tons of people already lined up.  It took us 18 minutes to finally reach the front of the line, so that was quite a bottleneck.  Before getting on the elevator, the agents checked our tickets again to make sure we had paid for elevator access to the top level.  Some people only paid for access to the 2nd floor, so they needed to make sure no one was sneaking in or standing in line for the wrong elevators.  These elevators are different because they are much smaller and only hold about 10 people each, but there were 4 or 5 elevators operating at the same time.  The ride only took a few minutes, but it was fun to stand near the windows and check out the view…

When we exited the elevator on the top level, we made our way to the edge of the deck and our jaws dropped!  The view was incredible!  We were very lucky to have good weather tonight with the cloud cover remaining high in the sky so our view was unobstructed.

Overlooking Champ de Mars and all of the Left Bank (if you look closely at the bottom of the photo, you can see all the people having picnics in the park)

If you look closely, you can see the Louvre, Notre Dame, the Seine River, the Army Museum, the Pantheon, and many other landmarks in this photo…

The Louvre and Tuileries Park

Arc de Triomphe

The signs posted next to us made me laugh… no poking your selfie stick through the fence and no hanging locks from the fence

There was some kind of basketball game going on at a facility directly below the Tower.  We never figured out exactly what was happening, but it looked like a lot of people attended the game.

Picture perfect views looking down the Seine.  The strip of trees down the middle of the river is Ile aux Cygnes, with the Statue of Liberty at the far end

Testing the limits of the zoom on my camera, we were able to see the Statue of Liberty

As we continued walking around the perimeter, we noticed they have a small bar where you can purchase a glass of champagne.  Here are the prices…

It only took us about 15 minutes to make a full loop around the viewing platform, so we got back on line to take the elevators down to the 2nd level and explore the view a little closer to the ground.  The line wasn’t as long as it was to get up here, but we still had to wait 12 minutes for our turn.  We did another lap around this level.  We were closer to the buildings so we could see things a little more clearly, but the safety bars blocked our view so I preferred the view from the top level.

The basketball game was still going strong!

Out in the distance, we could see a hot air balloon.  We passed it later in the week and found out that the balloon is tethered to the ground and is a tourist attraction where you can take rides up in it to see the views.

A very crowded tour boat floating down the Seine

Sacre Coeur way out in the distance

It was now 9pm and we had our fill of looking at the views, so we decided to get in line for the elevators down to the ground level.  This line was very long and we waited 25 minutes for our turn to board.  We were trying to figure out something to do to kill some time because we wanted to stick around near this area to see the lights twinkle on the tower at 11pm.  The elevator stopped on the 1st level with the restaurants and when the doors opened, we could see a beautiful view of the sunset.  In a snap decision, we jumped off the elevator because we realized we just hadn’t seen enough of the views from up here haha 

In addition to the restaurant, there is also a bar and a small store selling to-go snacks and drinks on this level.  Surprisingly, the store only charged €6 for a single-serve bottle of wine.  That was a much better deal than the €15 to €18 they charged for a glass of champagne at the top level!!  We bought a bottle of red for DH and a bottle of white for me, and they gave us two plastic cups to drink it in.

Now THIS is the way to watch the sunset in Paris!

Just as we were getting ready to leave… again, the clock struck 10pm and the lights outside the tower turned on and started to twinkle!  The only problem was, it was still so light outside that you could barely see anything! Haha  Tonight was the second latest sunset of the year with yesterday being the summer solstice, so even at 10pm, it there was too much light in the sky to see the tower twinkle.  I was surprised they bothered with the twinkling at 10pm given the late sunset time, but this was why we planned in advance to stick around until 11pm.

I tried taking photos of the tower twinkling, but you can’t really see much…

We had great timing with the elevator this time around.  There were about 10 people already waiting in line, and it arrived within a minute of us waiting, and even better: there was space for us to fit inside!  We were back on the ground level under the center of the Tower five minutes later.

We noticed that there was a stand located on the ground level which sold the same snacks and drinks (for the same prices) as the store on the 1st level.  We decided to pass on that in hopes of finding a better deal outside of the tower.  After we exited, we had a better view of the Tower glowing in the evening sky.

One of my favorite photos from the entire trip:

There is a crepe stand located next to the carousel which would make for a great place to buy dinner for a picnic.  They also sold cans of beer for €4.50 and the same mini bottles of wine that we bought inside the Tower for €6.50.  We bought two cans of beer and walked over the bridge back to Trocadero Park to find a bench where we could sit and people watch until the 11pm twinkles.

It looked like these people were having fun at their private party on the boat, all wearing white.

We found an open bench in Trocadero Park that was facing the Eiffel Tower, so we made ourselves comfortable and marveled at how it got prettier and prettier as the sky got darker.

There is a second crepe stand and carousel on this side of the river.

While we were sitting on the bench, several of the vendors carrying buckets of drinks approached us to see if we were ready for a refill.  Remember, we were drinking our cans of beer, so perhaps that made us a target.  They were not pushy and when we said no thank you, they continued on their way.  After a while, DH got curious about the pricing so he asked one of the vendors how much it cost.  He quoted us €15 for the bottle of champagne and €3 for the can of beer.  I guess we should have waited and purchased from him instead of from the crepe stand, especially since we probably could have negotiated a lower price like 2 cans for €5.  Oh well, now we knew for next time!

Promptly at 11pm, the tower started twinkling again, and it was just as magical as I hoped it would be!  We just stood there, staring in awe at this beautiful monument, glowing in the evening sky.  #bucketlist

It is nearly impossible to take a good photo with both us and the Eiffel Tower in focus, but we tried!  This was the best we could get…

After the twinkles stopped, we made our way back through Trocadero Park, and up onto the plaza towards the metro station.  Before we left, I just had to take one more photo…

We entered the metro station around 11:15pm and OMG!  It was soooo crowded!  I guess everyone else had the same plan as us to watch the 11pm twinkles and then head home?  We were able to squeeze onto the next train, and got back to the hotel at 11:55pm after an unforgettable first full day in Paris.

Fitbit Daily Summary… Steps: 27,196,  Miles: 12.21,  Flights of Stairs: 26

Friday, June 21, 2019 ~ Arrive in Paris and explore Montmarte

After 8 hours on the plane and not nearly enough sleep, I wasn’t complaining when the cabin lights turned on and the flight attendants came around to serve breakfast.  I was kind of expecting eggs or pancakes or something, but the chefs at Norwegian thought cheese and salami made for a better breakfast.  To be fair, it was now 2pm in Paris, so if we were trying to adjust to Paris timing, this did make for a good lunch.  We got a small container of fruit, a small salad, and cheese and salami.  After I took the photo, they served the same rolls we had for dinner so I made a little sandwich with the cheese and salami.

The windows on the 787 Dreamliner are huge and offered great views as we approached the coast of Ireland.

These windows were actually really unique.  Instead of a shade that you can pull down to block the light, they have a button to dim the window.  In theory, you can control the brightness of your own window, but the flight attendants took control of the windows during the overnight part of the flight so everyone’s window was on the dimmest setting.  You could still see out the window, but it was very dark and hard to really see anything.

Soon enough, we passed England and were flying over the English Channel.  I am not sure exactly what we were seeing along the shore… it was either a huge beach, or the White Cliffs of Dover!

I loved the effect of the dark shadows below the white fluffy clouds…

Looking back at the IFE map, we have come a long way!

Flying over the French countryside as we approached CDG airport…

Our flight landed at 3:45pm, Paris time.  Being in the premium section meant we were first off the plane which meant we were among the first people to go through passport control.  Several planes arrived at the same time as us so there were about 100 people online ahead of us.  There were a few agents working so the line moved quickly, but while DH waited in line, I ran over to the ATM machine to withdraw $100 in Euros.  I considered buying Euros from my bank at home but decided to just wait until we arrived in Paris in hopes of getting a better exchange rate.  I use a Charles Schwab ATM card that reimburses all ATM fees so I was able to use the first machine I found, and luckily it had a button to translate everything into English.  Mission accomplished, I rejoined DH in the passport control line, and about 20 minutes later, we had new stamps in our passports and could proceed to collect our luggage. 

I had read online that there was a tourism information desk near gate 4 on the arrivals level of the airport, and I planned to buy our museum pass from that desk.  The problem was, CDG had a major lack of signage so I had no idea where this mystery “gate 4” was located!  DH waited by the baggage carousel for our luggage while I went to ask someone where the tourist desk was located, hoping to multitask a bit.  After asking 2 or 3 people, I finally learned that we had to first collect our luggage, and then exit that part of the airport to the lobby area where people wait to pick you up.  After passing all the private drivers holding signs for their pick ups, we kept walking and finally spotted the desk.  There were 3 or 4 parties already on line (all of them were in the premium section on our plane, so I imagine the line would get much longer as the passengers in coach arrived), and there was only 1 person working, so it was about a 20 minute wait for our turn.  My original plan was to buy 2 carnets for the metro since I wasn’t sure if my credit card would work in the ticket machines at the metro stations.  Surprisingly, the tourism desk charges an extra €2 per carnet so I decided to wait until we got to the metro station to buy our carnets.  The 4-day museum pass cost €62 each, as expected, so I bought 2 of them on my credit card, and then we were free to head into Central Paris and get this vacation started!

There are several ways to get from CDG airport into Central Paris, which I will review below from least to most expensive:

  1. The local buses 350 and 351 cost €6, take 60-90 minutes depending on traffic and time of day, and run every 15-30 minutes.  They make frequent stops and are just regular city buses (ie: no place to store your luggage and uncomfortable seats).  If you are looking to save every penny, then this may be a good option for you, but after getting off a redeye flight, it sounded like a nightmare to me.  No thanks!
  2. The RER B train costs €10.30 and takes approximately 30 minutes to reach Paris.  The best part of this option was timing as the train runs on a schedule and avoids traffic on the roads.  We would be traveling during Friday afternoon rush hour, so the train was likely to be very crowded, and it is notorious for pick pockets who prey on exhausted and disoriented tourists.  The closest RER B station to our hotel was Gare du Nord, so it would have involved many flights of stairs and transferring to two different metro lines to reach our hotel.  Had we taken the train, I considered taking a taxi from Gare du Nord to our hotel because while it is a little over a mile away, there is no direct metro line to get us there.  Not ideal, and again, probably not a fun start to our time in Europe, so I eliminated this option.
  3. The Roissy Bus is an air conditioned shuttle that runs between Central Paris and CDG for €12 per person, with a travel time of 60 to 75 minutes (likely closer to 75 for us as we would be sitting in rush hour traffic).  The seats are padded, there is free WiFi on the bus, and they have a luggage storage rack.  There is only one drop off location in Central Paris, so after picking passengers up at all the terminals in CDG, it is an express ride straight to the city.  The drop off spot at the Opera is about a 10 minute walk to our hotel (again, no easy way to get there via metro), so we could probably manage that walk with our luggage, even knowing the sidewalks would be crowded with the Friday afternoon rush.  This bus was a strong contender until I read a lot of negative reviews on TripAdvisor stating that people waited a long time for the next bus to come (it is supposed to depart every 15 to 20 minutes, but perhaps their schedule isn’t as reliable as the train?).  It also occurred to me that the fare is paid per person, so the bus would cost the two of us €24.  That led me to consider other options…
  4. Private car services offer to drive you and your luggage from CDG to your hotel for a wide range of prices.  The idea of door to door service was very appealing, and not needing to schlep our luggage on public transit sounded great.  Most of these car services require advance payment at the time of booking, and that’s where trouble starts.  There are countless reviews stating that these car services do not follow through and pick you up at the airport as arranged.  Once they have your money, they have zero motivation to complete the service you paid for (since apparently getting bad reviews on the internet is not a motivator!), and you have little recourse besides fighting it out with your credit card company.  Even though I could find some good prices for car services online, this sounded like too much risk and it was probably not worth the hassle.
  5. The final option is to take a taxi.  Paris regulates the taxi fares such that it is a flat rate for up to 4 passengers and their luggage to ride from CDG to their hotel on the right bank for €50, or on the left bank for €55.  Lucky for us, we were staying on the right bank.  It is not customary to tip taxi drivers (or anyone else, for that matter!) in Paris, so there should be no question about how much money we owe when we get in our taxi.  The language barrier did scare me a bit, but I could always write out the name and address of our hotel and “€50” on a piece of paper to hand the driver and it should work out okay.  Most taxis take credit card so we wouldn’t need to worry about finding an ATM before leaving the airport (unlike the public transit options where US credit cards often do not work).  The taxi would cost us double what the Roissy Bus costs, but it would drop us off right in front of our hotel, and we wouldn’t need to wait as long for a taxi at the taxi stand as we might need to wait for the bus to arrive.  For an extra €26, we decided to treat ourselves to a taxi and start our vacation off on the right foot!

Noting how poor the signage was thus far in the airport, we asked the lady at the tourism desk to point us towards the official taxi stand.  When we got there, there was only 1 party ahead of us, and 5 or 6 taxis parked and waiting for passengers.  The dispatcher asked where we were going, so I told him Hotel Chopin on the right bank and he confirmed the price of €50 and pointed us towards the first taxi.  I handed the driver a piece of paper where I had written down the name and address of our hotel to make sure he knew where it was located, and we reconfirmed the €50 price with him.  He said we could pay with credit card which sounded like a good idea to save the cash for other purchases, so we loaded our bags in his trunk and set off for the ride into Paris. 

I honestly think this was the most terrifying taxi ride of my entire life.  I lived in Manhattan for 6 years, so I have been in my fair share of scary taxi rides but this was on a completely different level!  Being around 5pm on a Friday afternoon, we hit a predictable amount of traffic, but this driver had his own method of dealing with it.  He would speed down the exit lane to bypass all the traffic, and then quickly cut off a car at the last minute to merge back onto the highway… at every single exit!  At one point, he was so quick to hop back into the exit lane that he narrowly missed getting hit by a huge truck who was safely changing into that lane because he legitimately wanted to use that exit.  After we got off the highway and onto the surface roads in the city, I literally had to close my eyes because I was so afraid he was going to hit a car or bicyclist.  My heart rate is elevated right now as I type this just thinking about that car ride!  It took close to an hour to reach our hotel from CDG.  I have never been so happy to get out of a car in my life!  On the bright side, he charged us the €50 we were quoted, so I paid with credit card and got as far away from his car as I could before he drove away!

One of the things I liked about Hotel Chopin was that it was located within Passage Jouffroy.  In the first half of the 19th century, glass-ceiling covered pedestrian passages were built around Paris as shopping arcades.  By the 1850s, there were nearly 150 passages containing small shops and restaurants, and used as a way to walk between two side streets without going outside.  Many of these passages were removed during Haussmann’s renovations of Paris, but Passage Jouffroy is one of the 20 that still remain.  Here is the description of Passage Jouffroy from the Paris tourism website:

Since it was built in 1836, Passage Jouffroy has been one of the most visited covered arcades in the capital. Situated on the Grands Boulevards and in the continuation of Passage des Panoramas, it owes its charm to its beautiful iron and glass architecture (the ogive glass roof immediately catches the eye) and its marble paving, renovated in 1987. The other asset to the Passage Jouffroy is the variety and originality of the establishments which it houses. The children and adults visiting the Musée Grévin and its famous waxwork models. The Salon des Miroirs is a former 19th century brasserie which, today, is only used for private hire and transforms into a club on Saturday nights. The Hôtel Chopin is an original place to spend the night. Some of the most original shops add a special touch to the visit: old canes and walking sticks, old books, paper specialists and many others. It’s worth a visit for the window displays alone! Gourmets can take a break at Valentin, the unmissable tea room.

Our crazy taxi driver dropped us off at one of the entrances to the passage, so we had to walk through the passage towing our luggage.  It was such a quaint and charming way to approach our hotel!

The receptionist easily found our booking reservation and checked us into the hotel.  She handed me a 4-inch-long heavy brass keychain with a key to our hotel room.  At the time, we laughed about it because it was the most ridiculous keychain and there was no chance we would carry that heavy thing around in my purse for the whole week!  We took it up to our room and removed the key from the keychain so I just kept the key on its own in my purse and we hoped for the best that I wouldn’t misplace it!  It wasn’t until several days later that we learned we aren’t intended to take that keychain out of the hotel.  There is someone at the front desk 24 hours a day, so we were supposed to leave the key with the front desk when we left each morning and they would return it to us each evening when we came back.  I’m not sure if this is common in French hotels, but no one explained it to us and we only figured it out when we saw someone else handing in their key one morning. 

We knew Hotel Chopin had an elevator when I booked it.  What they didn’t tell me was that you need to walk up 3 steps to enter the hotel lobby, then another 5 steps from the lobby to the main floor where they have a breakfast room and a few offices, then another 2 or 3 steps to the vestibule where the elevator is located.  It’s a good thing none of our suitcases were overly heavy!  We could have prepaid for breakfast at the hotel, but they charged €10 per person, per day, so we opted to skip their breakfast, knowing we would be happy eating fresh croissants from a bakery for a fraction of that price.  It looked like they served fresh orange juice for breakfast…

I wish I thought to take a photo of the elevator as it was very quirky.  The elevator was so small that we had to stack our 2 smaller rolling bags on top of each other, then put the bigger bag on one side and I squeezed in on the other side with my backpack resting on top of the big bag.  DH had to walk up the 5 flights of stairs to our room because he could not fit in the elevator with me and the luggage!  He could have just waited for me to send the elevator back down to him after I unloaded everything, but you needed to hold a heavy door open while unloading the bags from the elevator, and that was a bit tricky to do all on my own so it worked better for him to meet me upstairs where one of us held the door open and the other rolled out all the bags.

Our room was located on the top floor, towards the back of the hotel.  It was a good size for the two of us, with a king sized bed, a desk, 2 chairs, a luggage rack, and a closet.  If you look closely, you can see the heavy keychain on the left side of the desk.

The bathroom was clean and modern, but a bit small.  DH hit his head on the fixture in the shower on the first day of the trip (you can see the bruise on his forehead if you look closely at our photos for Saturday and Sunday!).  I did like that there were 2 drawers that pulled out from below the sink, providing lots of storage in a small space.

Our windows opened out into a courtyard between the buildings, so it was very quiet at night.  We did not have air conditioning in our hotel so we slept with the windows open, but we never heard any noise from the busy Grands Boulevards nearby.

Having gotten limited sleep on our redeye flight last night, it was tempting to curl up in bed and take a nap.  However, we have enough travel experience to know that would be a huge mistake and we’d never adjust to the time difference if we gave into our fatigue.  Instead, we decided to wake a walk up to the Montmarte neighborhood to see a few sights and stay awake as long as possible.  Our first stop was to find the nearest metro station so we could buy our carnets of metro tickets.  This proved a little more complicated than I anticipated because I used the Citymapper app to find the Le Peletier metro station.  When we got to the spot where the app said the metro station was located, there was tons of constructions and we could not find where to enter the station!  After a bit of walking back and forth, we did finally find the stairs leading down into the station, but that was just a sign of things to come when dealing with the metro in Paris.  More on that later.  There was an agent at the booth in the station so we asked him to buy 2 carnets of metro tickets for €14.90 each.  I knew we would need the metro tickets for one of our stops this evening so it was important to buy the carnets first before continuing on our path. 

As a little side note… a carnet is really just a fancy name for a pack of 10 individual metro tickets.  In Paris, they call the metro tickets “t+”, so a carnet includes 10 of these t+ tickets.  They are loose and not bound together in anyway, so I brought a little pouch from home to keep these tickets together so none would get lost considering we now had 20 small t+ tickets to keep track of!  These tickets can demagnetize easily, so I kept that pouch in a separate pocket of my purse, far away from my wallet and phone to make sure it didn’t demagnetize.  Each time we approached a metro station, I took out one ticket for each of us, and we kept that ticket in our pants pocket after going through the turnstile.  Metro agents can ask for proof that you paid your fare at any time while you are in the station or on the metro, so make sure not to lose that little ticket.  If you can’t show your ticket or if your ticket demagnetized after you used it to enter the metro station, they will demand you pay a €50 fine on the spot!  I read several threads about this prior to arriving in Paris, so I was prepared, and we did encounter these agents one time during our week in Paris.  Luckily for us, we were ready for it and happily handed them our tickets to be scanned.  This is the t+ ticket:

After about 20 minutes of walking, we found this huge tile mural which says “I Love You” in every language.

As we walked around, we kept seeing live musicians performing in the streets.  Today was June 21, the Summer Solstice, and I later learned that there is a huge celebration in Paris on this date each year called Fete de la Musique.  Since 1982, music takes over the city’s streets, with live bands, singers, amateur musicians, drummers, DJs and so on scattered throughout the city, expressing themselves through music and inviting the crowd to enjoy themselves.  It definitely made for an exciting night for an evening stroll as we saw several singers, bands, and even a marching band!

We continued walking until we came to a plaza with a carousel and a great view looking up at Sacre Coeur.  This was the first “take my breath away”/”OMG! I’m in Paris” moment of the vacation.  I had that moment several other times during the trip, but seeing Sacre Coeur was the first major landmark that I saw in person, and it made this vacation that I had been planning via internet research finally come alive!

There are two ways to get from here up to Sacre Coeur.  We could walk up a bunch of stairs, or we could take the funicular.  It was an obvious decision to take the funicular and save some energy.  You can pay your fare on the funicular with a metro ticket, which is why I wanted to buy our carnets prior to arriving here.  What I did not realize was there is a ticket booth right there where we could have bought our tickets so there was no need to buy them in advance.  Oh well, no biggie.  There are two tracks so there was only a short wait for the next car to arrive.

The cars are small, but they are standing room only so they cram a lot of people inside the car.  There were signs everywhere warning tourists to protect their belongings from possible pickpockets.  The steps in front of Sacre Coeur are notorious from scam artists and pickpockets, so we knew to have our guard up while we were here. 

Being that it was a Friday night, it was no surprise to see how crowded it was up here, but that was just part of the experience!

Aside from the Eiffel Tower, this was probably the most crowded attraction we visited in Paris.  It was basically impossible to get a photo of us without someone else getting in the shot lol

Notice how I have my purse swung in front of me for the photo.  It would have been a better photo if I pushed my purse behind my back to hide it from the shot, but I made it a habit to always keep it in front of my body when taking photos, especially in crowded places, because I did not want to be a target. 

Looking out in the other direction, there is a great view over Paris. 

As we made our way up the steps, I caught sight of this building sinking down into the grass…

Just kidding!  It was an optical illusion from the steep hills of Montmarte!

It reminded me some photos I have taken in San Francisco.  We continued up the steps and towards the left to enter the church.  There was no charge to enter, and they were about to start the 8pm service so the church was filling up.  We decided not to stay for the service because if we sat down, there was a good chance we would fall asleep haha  Instead, we just walked around the perimeter of the church and took a few photos. 

We hadn’t eaten anything since the airplane earlier this afternoon, so we were both getting hungry and only stayed at inside Sacre Coeur for about 10 minutes so we could go in search of dinner.  I originally planned for us to eat somewhere around Place du Tertre, a park located two blocks behind Sacre Coeur, but it was extremely crowded and we didn’t want to deal with that mess.  I really wanted to find a crepe stand so we could eat dinner while we continued our walk, but most of these restaurants were sit down with table service, so we just kept walking and figured we’d find some crepes soon enough. 

As we kept walking, we found a few other points of interest, like this statue of a man coming out of the wall…

We were walking in the direction of Moulin Rouge, which literally translates to “red windmill”.  In the early days of the city in the 17th century, Montmarte was out in the country and not part of the city center.  There were 15 windmills up on the hill in this area which were used to grind wheat, press grapes, and crush materials needed in factories.  Today, only two of the original windmills remain.  The first was converted into a restaurant, but you can still see the original windmill peaking out from behind the tree:

The second windmill was a bit harder to see, located one block away, up on the hill in this park.  You can’t really see it in the photo, but trust me, it was there!  It was very cool to see these little bits of Paris history that most people never know about.

We continued walking along the narrow streets, making our way back down the hill towards Moulin Rouge.  That was another benefit of doing this walk in the direction we went: it was mostly downhill!  We did have a slight uphill climb in the very beginning, but once we reached the funicular to take us up the steepest part of the hill, it was all downhill after that! 

DH and I have a thing for hot air balloon because he proposed to me in one, so I couldn’t resist taking a photo of the painting on the side of this building.  As I was taking the photo, I noticed the super cute building below it: Le Petit Moulin (the little windmill) with giant flamingos painted on the side!  So cute!

As we were walking down this street, we could see a crepe stand up ahead.  We were starving so we decided to order some chicken and cheese crepes for our first dinner in Paris.

You can’t see it in the photo because it was bleached out from the sun, but when we were there, we could see the second windmill up on the hill at the end of the street behind me.  The crepe was delicious and made for the perfect dinner as we continued walking around Montmarte.  When we finally reached the main road, we could tell it was a busier part of town, with taller buildings and many more cars on the road.  I just loved seeing the Haussmann-style buildings all over the city!

One of the original metro station entrances:

We finally reached the final destination of our walk… The Moulin Rouge!  I know it is super touristy, but how could I not take a photo outside of this iconic place?  Now all I needed was to see Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor singing from the rooftop haha just kidding!

After all that walking, we decided to stop at a bar for a drink on the way home.  We were totally exhausted, but we needed to toast to a great start to our European vacation!

We got back to the hotel around 9:30pm and quickly unpacked so we could finally get some sleep.

Fitbit Daily Summary… Steps: 13,310,  Miles: 6.44,  Flights of Stairs: 3 (remember, that was all in just 6 hours because we were on the plane until 3:30pm!)

Thursday, June 20, 2019 ~ Fly to Paris

After 8 months of waiting, and after thousands of hours of planning, the day finally arrived… we’re going to Europe! 

DH and I both worked today, but luckily I was able to shift my schedule a few hours earlier so I could get off at 3pm.  I wanted to call our Uber at 3:30pm in case we had trouble with Uber drivers canceling on us once they found out we were going all the way up to Oakland.  The last thing we wanted was to spend a ton of time finding a driver willing to take us to the airport, and then getting stuck in lots of traffic, and possibly missing our flight!  As luck would have it, I requested the Uber at 3:30pm, and he pulled up to our house a few minutes later driving a brand new SUV and more than happy to drive us to Oakland!  Somehow, we were very lucky today because we didn’t hit any traffic, despite driving during rush hour, and we arrived at Oakland Airport at 4:30pm.  Winning! 

Back in December, Norwegian changed their policy regarding access to the priority lounge so that it is only included in the ticket price of the refundable seats in the premium section.  Those tickets are much more expensive than the nonrefundable premium seats we purchased, but luckily, since this policy change occurred after we bought our tickets, they grandfathered us in to the amenities associated with our tickets at the time we bought them.  Anyone who purchased nonrefundable premium seats on our flight after the mid-December policy change would not have access to the lounge, so it paid off that we bought our tickets so far in advance back in October!

When we got to the airport, we quickly found the priority check in line for passengers in the premium seats.  There was one group ahead of us, but it was a short wait for our turn.  The lady checking us in gave us paper passes to access the lounge and stamped our boarding passes so we could use the expedited security line.  With the strict luggage weight restrictions, we packed in two 22” rolling bags which we would check in under the plane for the Norwegian flights, and carry onto the plane for the Jetblue flight.  We also had one slightly larger 25” rolling bag which would be checked in for all 3 flights.  The lady had us weigh our 3 checked bags, but did not ask to weigh our carry on back packs.  Since the bags weren’t that big, I knew they would all be under the 44 pound weight limit for checked bags, and they were.  When we got to the security line, there was no one there so we zipped through within minutes and continued through the airport to find the premium lounge.

OAK is a fairly small airport and only has one terminal, so the premium lounge is shared by everyone flying through that airport.  When we got there around 5pm, it was very crowded and we got the last available table.  After we arrived, we saw multiple parties be turned away because the lounge was full and they had to wait for people to leave before they could enter, so it worked out great that we arrived at the airport so early for our flight.  We wasted no time and immediately took advantage of the free snacks and open bar in the lounge.

The black pot in that photo contained mac and cheese, and they also had little sandwiches, soup, and cookies for dessert.  We spent about 2 hours in the lounge, so it was a nice place to pass the time as opposed to sitting in the crowded area near the gate.  Norwegian starts boarding their planes an hour prior to departure, so we went to our gate around 7:15pm.  They boarded “priority” passengers first, which was people who paid for that service and were mostly seated in the coach section, and then they boarded us with the “premium” passengers. 

Walking down the jet bridge to the plane…

Our home for the next 10 hours:

I was very happy with the amount of leg room in our seats.  With my feet flat on the floor, there was more than enough space, even when the person in front of me had the seat reclined.  With the seat in front of me straight up, I could fully extend my legs and still not touch that seat!

While we waited for the coach section to board and get settled, our flight attendant came around with a tray of water, orange juice, and apple juice.  I wish I could remember his name because he was the best flight attendant I’ve ever had!  He was so much fun the whole flight, and always there to give me whatever I needed, be it ear phones, something to eat, or a refill of my complimentary glass of wine!

The plane pulled away from the gate right on time at 8:20pm, and soon we were in the air with a beautiful view of the sunset over San Francisco.

Looking out to the Golden Gate Bridge

The in-flight entertainment (IFE) system is pretty impressive. In the coach seats, the screen is mounted on the back of the seat in front of you.  In the premium seats, the seat in front of you reclines so far down that you wouldn’t be able to see your screen if it was on the back of that seat.  Instead, the monitors pop up out of the arm rests.  These screens are interactive so you can use them to order food and drinks during the flight, pick from about 30 different movies and TV shows to watch, or observe the flight map from a few different angles. 

Knowing how the screens were designed, I brought some rubber bands in my carry on bag so I could mount my iPad to the IFE screen.  It worked perfectly and was much more comfortable than having my iPad propped up on the tray table for the whole flight.  The IFE screen also has a USB port so I could keep my iPad plugged in while I watched my movies.  There was also an outlet under the seat so I used an adapter to keep my phone plugged in too.

Sitting in the premium seats meant we had 2 meals and free wine and beer served throughout the flight.  I had a choice of chicken, salmon, or a veggie dish so I picked the chicken.  It was served in a little box, which was cute for presentation but not very practical for eating.  It would have worked better if they served the food on a tray.

Inside the box was a piece of bread, a salad with prosciutto, an entrée with chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, and some kind of red sauce, and a little container with dessert.  The food was edible, but honestly not very good.  This was supposed to be a “premium” meal.  I don’t know what kind of food was served in coach, but I can’t imagine it was lower quality than this because this food was mediocre at best.  I didn’t expect a fine dining experience on an airplane, but I guess I was hoping for something a little better than what we got.

After they cleared our dinner boxes, the flight attendants dimmed the cabin lights so we could get some sleep.  I’ve never been able to sleep on airplanes, but as I was watching movies on my iPad, I felt my eyes get heavy and I started drifting in and out of sleep.  I didn’t get quality sleep, but I did get a few rounds of 30 minute naps, so I took that as a win as compared to most redeyes when I am awake for the entire flight.  I will end this post here and pick up again on Friday when breakfast was served an hour before landing in Paris!

Fitbit Daily Summary… Steps: 5,605,  Miles: 2.71,  Flights of Stairs: 2

Detailed Photo Review of Paris and London Trip in June 2019

Paris and London have been at the top of my travel to-do list for decades.  When my parents told me a year in advance that they wanted me to visit them in New York for their 40th wedding anniversary, the wheels started turning.  Coming from California, Paris and London are not exactly “on the way” to New York, but if we are already traveling cross-country in that direction, it made perfect sense to tack on a few days in Europe too. 

The first thing I needed to do was find out if this was even a possibility in terms of flights.  My plan was that we would be away for 2.5 weeks, flying to either Paris or London first, then take the train to the other city, then fly to New York in time for my parents’ anniversary, and then fly back to California.  Unfortunately, when this idea originally occurred to me, the airlines had not released their June/July 2019 schedules yet.  The schedules were finally released in October for most of the airlines.  After checking the options from every airline and at every airport in the Bay Area, I discovered Norwegian Airlines.  They are a budget airline offering a direct flight from Oakland to Paris, and they also offer direct flights from Gatwick airport in London to JFK airport near my parents in New York.  I loved the idea of a direct flight and not needing to change planes, even if that meant an extremely long 10 hours on the plane for the first leg of our journey!  The one downside was that we would be flying out of Oakland, which is a one hour drive from our house on a good day.  That flight was scheduled to leave at 8pm so we needed to drive in rush hour, potentially doubling the time to get there.  Another logistical issue was that our flight back at the end of the vacation was going to land in San Jose, so we would not be able to drive to the airport in Oakland because there was no way to retrieve our car two weeks later.  Hopefully an Uber ride from San Jose to Oakland in rush hour, plus an Uber ride from the San Jose airport back home at the end of the trip, would cost less than paying for two weeks of parking at an off-site lot near the airport!

Norwegian Air has 3 seating options with different price levels.  The cheapest option is very bare bones.  They guarantee you will have a seat on the airplane and you can bring one carry on item weighing less than 10kg (22 pounds), but that’s about it!  The ticket does not include picking your seat, a checked bag, or any food or drink during the flight (including water!).  The flight attendants won’t even collect your trash as they pass through the cabin!  That was not going to be an option for us for two long-haul flights, so I looked into the middle tier options.  These tickets cost about $90 more, and included picking our seats on the plane, a checked bag in addition to our carry on bag, and a meal during the flight.  Since Norwegian is a budget airline, the price for the 10-hour flight from Oakland to Paris for the middle tier tickets came to $329 per person!  I did check back on the pricing as the trip dates came closer and the prices went up by $200 per person, so it pays to buy tickets way in advance.  Norwegian uses the 787 Dreamliner planes, with a 3-4-3 seat configuration in the coach section.  The idea of sitting in a middle seat for a long haul flight didn’t thrill either of us, so we investigated alternate possibilities.  At first we seriously considered buying 3 tickets so the 2 of us could have our own row.  The seats were cheap enough that it wasn’t such a crazy idea, and if we divided out the price equally, paying less than $500 per person for a 10 hour direct flight was still a great deal! 

Our third option was to purchase seats in the premium section of the plane.  Norwegian does not have a first class section, but they do have a premium section which is similar to business class on other airlines.  The seats don’t go fully flat, but they do recline significantly more than the seats in coach, and the rows are in a 2-3-2 configuration so we could get 2 seats together with one of us at the window and the other on the aisle, and no extra middle seat between us.  The premium section also includes 2 free checked bags per person, which is helpful when they only let you bring one 10kg bag as a carry on so we could check the rolling carry on bags we usually put in the overhead bin on the plane and just use a backpack for our carry on bag.  Finally, the premium section includes 2 meals on the flight that are supposed to be better than the meals served in coach, free wine and beer during meal service times, access to the priority lounge at both Oakland and Gatwick airports, and fast track access for security at the airport (which is great for us because we don’t have TSA pre-check or Global Entry).  When I priced out the tickets for the London to New York leg of our trip, it was only $180 difference between the middle and premium tiered tickets, so it was a no-brainer and we immediately booked those tickets before the price difference went up!  The seats in coach were $500 per person, and we were able to book our premium seats for $680 each.  We thought that was an amazing deal for business class on an 8-hour international flight!  We needed to think through the costs versus benefits for booking the premium seats on the Paris flight because the price difference was $500 per ticket more than the middle tier tickets.  Since we were not going to want to risk being stuck in the middle seat with a stranger on the aisle, had we bought the middle tier tickets we would have purchased the third seat, bringing the price difference down to $336 per person.  This flight was going to be a red eye, leaving Oakland at 8pm and landing in Paris at 3:30pm the next day, and this was how we were kicking off a 2-week vacation.  To us, paying $336 per person was well worth it at the slight chance of being able to sleep on the plane (neither one of us sleeps well on planes in coach, but maybe we had a chance at falling asleep if we could recline our seats and have a bit more space around us?), and it seemed like a more relaxing way to start our vacation.  Before we had a chance to second guess our decision, we purchased the non-refundable tickets leaving on Thursday, June 20 and arriving in Paris on Friday, June 21.  We were officially going to Europe!

Let’s break up this text-heavy post with some pretty photos from Paris…

Our flight to New York was on July 2, so we needed to decide how to split up our 12 days in Europe between Paris and London.  We wanted to keep things pretty even, but since it seemed like there was more to do in Paris than London, we picked Thursday, June 27 as our travel day between the two cities.  That gave us 5 full days in Paris, plus the evening of the night our plane arrived, and 4 full days in London, plus the afternoon after the train ride from Paris, and the morning on our last day because our flight to New York didn’t leave until 5pm. 

There are 2 main ways to travel from Paris to London.  If we chose to fly there, the flight itself is not very long, but we would need to get from central Paris to either CDG or Orly airport, and we would need to arrive early enough to allow time to check our bags and go through security.  When the plane landed in London, we would need time to wait for our bags to arrive, and then we would need to travel from Gatwick or Heathrow into central London, so the door to door time would probably be much longer and it would definitely cost more money than our second option. 

The second option was to take the Eurostar train through the Chunnel (although apparently only Americans call it the Chunnel haha).  The Eurostar train leaves from Gare du Nord train station, towards the northern side of central Paris, and arrives into St. Pancras station, towards the northern side of central London, saving us a lot of travel time and avoiding the logistics of going through the airport.  The train ride itself is 2 and a half hours long, but thanks to the time zone difference, it would only feel like 1 and a half hours!  Eurostar has several tiers for their seats, but we would be fine with the cheapest option, which allows you to pick your seat and includes 2 checked bags plus one carry on bag.  They do recommend that you arrive at the station one hour prior to departure, but overall it would still be way faster than flying.  The ticket prices fluctuate just like airline tickets, and they go on sale 6 months in advance.  We were in Puerto Vallarta the day our train tickets went on sale, so the night we returned home, I immediately logged onto the website to book our tickets.  The Paris to London route operates about once an hour, so we opted for the 10am train, which arrived in London at 11:30am.  That seemed like a perfect train time because it wasn’t too early in the morning, knowing we would need to finish packing and eat breakfast before going to the train, and it arrived before lunchtime in London, giving us most of the day left for touring.  The nonrefundable tickets cost $68 each, and I made sure to pick seats facing forwards on the train.

With our dates in each city finalized, the next step was to find hotels.  At that point, I knew absolutely nothing about how either city was laid out and it felt very overwhelming to pick which part of town would be best for us to stay in, let alone picking a specific hotel!  I decided to slow things down and tackle one city at a time.  For each city, I created a map on Google Maps and plotted out all of the touristy landmarks that I wanted to visit.  That gave me a good idea of where we’d be spending most of our time, so I tried to look at hotels in those neighborhoods.  Of course, hotels located very close to the major attractions also tend to be the most expensive, so I looked at options slightly further away, but with good access to public transportation.  When we travel domestically, especially for just two or three days over a long weekend, we often book vacation rentals on AirBNB and VRBO.  When we travel internationally, I prefer to book real hotels because they are more reliable (ie: less likely to cancel our booking at the last minute, leaving us without a place to stay in a foreign country!).  I have had a lot of success using Booking.com as they tend to offer good rates on a huge number of hotels in any given city, with a convenient way to search that inventory to select the amenities that matter most to me.  We did have one major problem with a hotel in Mexico that cancelled our Christmas/New Years week hotel just 2 months in advance (even though we booked a year ahead!), and all of the other hotels in our budget were sold out.  Booking.com totally took care of us and found us a new hotel in the same area where we wanted to stay, and they paid for the difference in price!  After that experience, I was happy to try their site for hotels for this trip.

In the end, I selected a boutique hotel called Hotel Chopin in Paris’ 9th arrondissement, located close to a metro station, and around a mile walk to the Louvre going south, and Gare du Nord going north.  For London, I knew we would have an unlimited ride pass for the metro, so being close to a transit hub was very important.  I also wanted to be close to St. Pancras station as that’s where we would arrive via the Eurostar, and we could get a direct ride from there to Gatwick at the end of our stay, so it would mean convenient access when schlepping our luggage.  I decided to book our reservation at Central Hotel, located on a quiet side street directly across from St. Pancras Station (for the Eurostar) and Kings Cross Station (for the Tube).  Central Hotel included a daily free breakfast, but Hotel Chopin did not.  Upon further thought, I realized that was a good thing because it would allow us to sample different French pastries and baked goods from different shops and markets each day!  Both hotels offered free cancellation until a week before the trip, free wifi, a non-smoking room with a private bathroom, and a hair dryer (a must for me, so I could save on precious space and weight in my luggage and to avoid the voltage change possibly destroying my hair dryer from the States!).  The only slight problem was that neither hotel had air conditioning.  Both said they have fans for the rooms, and I just kept my fingers crossed that it would be cool enough at night that we could sleep comfortably because the hotels with air conditioning were much more expensive.

This seems like a good place to break up the text with a few pretty photos from London…

I spent the next few months learning as much as possible about things to do, tours to take, places to eat, how public transit works, and what passes/attractions need to be purchased/reserved in advance.  I will talk about all of that in more detail as we get to each day of the trip, but as a general overview, I decided that we would benefit from purchasing a Museum Pass for Paris, but doing our touring in London a la carte.  For Paris, they offer something called a Paris Passlib, which includes a museum pass for 2, 4, or 6 days, an unlimited ride transit pass for 1-5 days, and a card for a 1 hour Seine River cruise and a 1-day Hop On Hop Off sightseeing bus, plus the option to add access to the Eiffel Tower for €20 more.  We will have 5 full days in Paris, so I was seriously considering the 5-day Paris Passlib for €155 per person, but as time went on, I started second guessing that decision.  I broke down the value of each item included in the pass and realized it was not such a great deal for us.  While the HOHO bus can be a great way to get an overview of a new city, traffic in Paris makes this bus impractical.  I found a walking tour which would cover many of the same sites in the same time frame, and it seemed like a better option for us.  Paris is known to be a wonderful city for walking, so while we did plan to use public transit to travel longer distances across the city, I was able to arrange our days such that we will tour sites close together on the same day and not need as many metro rides.  It seemed unlikely that we would get the full value out of the unlimited ride transit pass, and would probably save some money by buying the discounted 10-packs of transit tickets called a carnet, at €1.49 per ride.  We can share those 10-packs between the two of us, so we are less likely to buy more than we can use.  There are multiple companies who offer cruises along the Seine River, all costing between €10 and €15 per person.  While we might end up riding with the one company included with the Paris Passlib, it is better to just buy this tour on our own when we can pick whichever company is convenient for the day we want to do it, especially since it is a relatively inexpensive attraction.  The added option of spending €20 per person for 2nd floor access to the Eiffel Tower still baffles me… you can buy that same thing directly from the Eiffel Tower website for €16.30!  Why would you ever spend more than that??  On top of that, we wanted to go all the way up to the top of the Tower, so we wouldn’t have purchased that option anyway.  In the end, it seemed that the only features of the Passlib which we would take advantage of were the Seine River cruise and the museum pass.  The 4-day museum pass costs €62 per person and can be purchased at the tourism desk in the airport, at the tourism office in Central Paris, and at many of the museums included with the pass.  There is no advantage or reason to pre-purchase the pass, and it can actually be inconvenient to pre-purchase it because you can only pick it up at the airport or their tourism offices.  Their offices are located at Gare du Norde and Hotel de Ville, so that would require going out of our way to retrieve them, and I wouldn’t have selected to pick it up at the airport in case our flight was delayed and we didn’t arrive until after they closed, forcing us to return to the airport the following day to get the passes.  They do have an option where they will mail the pass to your home or deliver it to your hotel, but that comes with a hefty €24 or €12 shipping fee, respectively.  No thanks!  With all of that in mind, I decided that we would buy our 4-day museum pass after arriving in Paris.  If our flight landed on time, then we could get it at the airport, and if not, we could get it at a museum.

For Paris, I added up the admission charges to all of the museums and attractions that we planned to visit, and the museum pass easily paid for itself, so it made sense to get it.  For London, all of the museums we planned to visit (or even slightly considered visiting just as a rainy-day option) were FREE!  How great is that?!  We had no interest in the pricier attractions like the London Eye and Harry Potter World, and we were happy to see all of the palaces and castles from the outside (both to save time and money because we have fewer days to tour London).  There were a few tours we wanted to take which would cost extra money, but none of them are included in any of the tourism passes, so in the end, it just made more sense to book each thing individually.  Funny enough, our approach to London is exactly the opposite of Paris in that although we bought a museum pass but no transit pass in Paris, for London, we did buy the transit pass and skipped the tourism pass! 

There are many different transit pass options in London.  By far the cheapest option is the Navigo which costs about 22 Pounds for 7 days of unlimited pubic transit.  The problem is, those 7 days must specifically fall from a Monday until the following Sunday.  We arrive in London on a Thursday and leave on a Tuesday, so that pass was not an option for us.  Instead, we purchased the 7-day Travelcard, which can be used over any 7 consecutive days.  The Travelcard costs £35.10 per person, and can be added to their contactless transit card called an Oyster Card.  The Oyster Card must be bought first for £5, but that money is refundable when you return the card at the end of your trip.  If we didn’t buy the Travelcard, London’s public transit has a daily cap of about £7, meaning if we paid per ride, we would not be charged for any rides after we reached that £7 cap.  Because we have 4 full days in London, plus most of the day on the day we arrive and all morning on the day we depart, I went back and forth on if it made sense to get the unlimited ride pass since we would probably just break even in the end, but we had the chance to save a little money if we didn’t use public transit as much on one day.  It was going to be very close whichever way we did it, so it made more sense to get the unlimited and not have to worry about topping up extra money on our Oyster Cards throughout the week. 

Once all of my planning was complete, I created this calendar to hang on the wall in our hotels to keep track of our daily agenda.  Of course, things did get moved around a bit, but we mostly stuck with the original plan:

That concludes the planning section of this trip report, so now it’s time for the fun part… a detailed account of each day of our action-packed trip to Paris and London!  I took over two thousand photos on this trip, so it will take me some time to organize everything and write up my posts.  In the meantime, I will leave you with more pretty photos from Paris and London…

Sunday, March 17, 2019 ~ New Orleans, Louisiana

And just like that, our Western Caribbean cruise on the Carnival Dream came to an end.  Gary provided an early wake up call for us at 7am when he started making announcements that we had docked but they were not ready to start debarkation yet.  When I peaked out the window, I could see that we were indeed docked back in New Orleans, with a view of the bridge.

One last photo of our towel animal gang!

We got dressed and finished packing up our belongings, making sure to check every shelf, drawer, and closet for anything left behind.  At 7:30am, Gary made another announcement that Deck 12 was cleared for self-assist debarkation, and he cleared one more deck at a time every 10 minutes or so.  We were on Deck 1, so had we opted to do self-assist debarkation, it would have been a slow process to wait our turn!

We had to be out of the cabin by 8:30am, which was the same time they stopped seating people at the MDR for breakfast.  We made sure to leave the cabin by 8:15am to allow a few minutes to wait for an elevator so we wouldn’t have to carry our rolling carry on bags up two flights of stairs.  We always try to eat breakfast in the MDR on the last morning of our cruises because the Lido buffet is such a madhouse with people and luggage everywhere and rarely any tables available.  This cruise may have been different because I think many more people did the self-assist debarkation to get back to their cars in the garage and start their long drives home, but I wasn’t curious enough to go upstairs to find out for sure!  When we arrived at the hostess stand, there was no wait and hardly any one else eating in the dining room.  I’m not sure if people had already finished eating and left before we arrived, or if it just never got crowded to begin with, but either way, the hostess walked us to a booth towards the back of the room, with space to leave our bags nearby.  This was our first time eating a regular breakfast in the MDR during this cruise (brunch has a different menu on sea days).  There were a few options on the menu that looked good, so I was glad we had a chance to try it out.

Short Stack Pancakes

Broken Egg Sandwich (this was REALLY good!)

Vanilla French Toast and a side of Corned Beef Hash for DH

We finished breakfast by a little after 9am.  The FTTF instructions said to meet in the mid-ship MDR by 8:15am (I think?), so we knew we weren’t going to arrive that early since that’s when we were first leaving our cabin to head to breakfast.  We figured we would just go there now, and if they had stopped providing priority debarkation already, so be it.  Of course, it’s no easy feat to get from the aft MDR on Deck 3 to the mid-ship MDR on Deck 3 because the galley sits between them and blocks your path.  There happened to be an empty elevator waiting with the doors open when we left breakfast, so we were lazy and rode it down one deck so we could walk all the way forward on deck 2.  When we got back up to the lobby, there were hundreds of people on a huge line that wound all the way around the spiral staircase, the lobby bar, and back towards guest services.  I left DH on that line with our bags and I made my way over to the MDR to ask about where we should go for FTTF debarkation.  The guy there said that they had already opened up debarkation to the higher luggage tag numbers, so we could just wait in line and get off with everyone else.  Good thing I left DH on line!  The line moved surprisingly fast, and DH was already close to the exit by the time I got back to him. 

We did one final scan of our sea pass cards, stepped off the ship onto the bridge walkway, and frowned knowing that we were officially done with our cruise.  It was a slow process to walk down the zig-zagging walkway, back into the port terminal, down the escalator, down another hallway, and finally into the room with all the checked luggage.  We had followed the crowds ahead of us to this point, but then realized that we were led into the section with higher luggage tag numbers, so we asked an employee to point us towards where our zone was.  I wish I took a photo of it, but our big blue suitcase looked so lonely with only two or three other bags around it.  Part of me was relieved because it just occurred to me that someone could have taken our suitcase by mistake, and they’d be long gone by the time we got there to realize it!

Luggage in tow, we quickly passed through customs and immigration (the guy barely glanced at our passports and waved us on our way), and out to the sidewalk where we had been dropped off by our Uber driver just one short week earlier.  We were jealous seeing the handful of people lined up and waiting for their turn to board the Dream for the next cruise.  By now, it was around 9:30am, and our flight home didn’t leave until 4:30pm, so we had a few hours to spare.  Before the cruise, I did some research about places we could store our luggage for a few hours.  The Port of New Orleans offers a luggage storage service that will transport your luggage to the airport, and you pick it up whenever you arrive at the airport.  That idea sounded interesting, but they were charging $40 for our 3 bags, so I wanted to find a better option. 

The Hilton New Orleans Riverside hotel offers a luggage storage service, charging $2 per bag (any size), and it is even available to non-hotel guests!  That was such a great bargain compared to the $40 that the port was charging!  It wasn’t a big deal to take our own bags to the airport because we’d be using Uber and could easily fit our bags in the trunk, so the luggage transport part of it wasn’t necessary.  The one issue was that we would have to get our bags from the port to the Hilton, which was about a half-mile away.  We considered getting an Uber, but decided against it when we saw the massive amount of cars coming and going.  It would have taken a long time for an Uber to get to the port, find us in the crowds of thousands of people, and then drive us over to the Hilton in all of that traffic, and we knew we could walk faster than that.  Unfortunately, the area back there is not exactly pedestrian-friendly.  There were sections with no sidewalk, and even no shoulder, so cars were driving by very close to us, plus we had 3 rolling suitcases with us so it’s not like we could move out of the way quickly.  Luckily, there was enough traffic that the cars were moving slowly, and about halfway through our walk, we were directed up to another street that did have a sidewalk.  The walk took us about 20 minutes, so it wasn’t too bad.

After we dropped off our bags with the porter at the Hilton, we doubled back to walk back towards where we started for our next activity: Mardi Gras World!  A few weeks before the cruise, I saw a Groupon for discounted tickets to tour Mardi Gras World and thought it would be the perfect way to spend a few hours before going to the airport.  The Groupon was good for any day in a 4 month window, so had it been very rainy during our days before the cruise, we could have used it then as an indoor activity.  Mardi Gras World is located in a warehouse right next door to the cruise port, so it was very convenient!  Had we checked our luggage at the port, we would have had about a 5 minute walk to Mardi Gras World, but now that we were at the Hilton, we were one mile away.  We walked back along the road that goes in front of the two cruise terminals, so we had to pass all the people still getting of the Dream and the NCL Breakaway, but at least we didn’t have luggage in tow this time!

Finally, at 10:25am, we spotted this:

We actually had perfect timing because tours started every 30 minutes, so we were just on time for the 10:30am tour!  I presented our two Groupon vouchers to the sales clerk, and she handed us each a strand of beads and said to wait by the theater entrance.  They have a gift shop where you can browse the souvenirs if you have a wait before your tour starts.  While I was getting us checked in, DH found this stuffed alligator puppet to play with haha

At 10:30, a guide named Meredith gathered us up and led us into the theater.  There were only 10 people on the tour with us, but the theater had seats for at least 50 people so I guess sometimes they have large crowds or tour groups.  Meredith said that first, we would watch a 15-minute video about the history of Mardi Gras, and how the floats and parades originated.  It was really interesting to learn about it and I really had no idea about most of that information so I learned a lot!

When the video ended, Meredith explained the tradition behind a King Cake, and then handed out pieces of the cake for us to sample.  Too bad I was still stuffed from my yummy breakfast on the Dream so I only tasted a bite of it and gave the rest to DH.  As Meredith led us back out into the gift shop to start the rest of the tour, the sales clerk made an announcement for the people on the 11am tour to line up near the theater entrance.  There was a huge group of elementary school-aged children lining up for that tour (Meredith said they were visiting New Orleans on a school trip), so we were really happy we made it in time for the 10:30am tour and only had 10 of us in our group and that we did not have to be on a tour with all of those kids!!

Meredith explained that there are 20 full time employees who work on all aspects of creating the Mardi Gras floats, all year long.  They start working on the theme and creative ideas for next year’s parades right after Mardi Gras ends, and then a team of designers draws renderings of each float.  The bigger features on the float are either made with Styrofoam and then covered in paper mache, or they are made with fiberglass.  Meredith showed us these two examples of how you can identify the material used:  Styrofoam pieces are always mounted on wood palates like the face with the flower crown, whereas fiberglass features are free-standing like the lion.

This is Meredith explaining how the big features on the floats can be repaired and reconfigured for parades year after year.  They may keep the head and bust, but decorate it with a different hat or shirt depending on the theme.

Next, we entered a huge warehouse where all the features on the floats are created.  Today was a Sunday, so I was surprised to see people working today.  Apparently there was a big music festival the following weekend which would bring lots of traffic to the area and make it hard for these employees to get to the warehouse.  Instead of dealing with that, they chose to flex their work days and come in today instead when it wasn’t so busy.

This lady is applying paper mache to the Styrofoam ape.  When she finishes, a different team of people will paint it.

This queen was used in a parade that happened while it was raining so her paint washed off.  Someone will need to touch-up that peeled paint before she can be used again in another parade.  Also, note the wood palates underneath this statue- the base material was Styrofoam.

This warehouse was huge, and set up like a maze so there are lots of sections for people to work on different pieces.

Sorry for the slightly blurry photos… we were not allowed to use flash photography because it might distract the workers.  Just look at the scale of the painter and this giant statue that is twice his height!

This was used on a float the year that Kiss performed in one of the parades

As we continued walking, the room opened up to an enormous space where they housed all of the floats.  They were all lined up, one next to the other, being stored in a climate-controlled facility until next years parades.  Meredith explained that the floats are all rented by the different krewes and each krewe has a different theme that they tend to use year after year, like flowers on these floats….

This float has a theme of musical instruments…

A pirate float

Next, we went outside to look at something in a different building.  This photo is looking back towards the warehouse that we just walked through.  It was really huge!  You can see the bridge in the background, which is the same bridge next to where the Dream was docked on the other side.

Meredith took us into another building which was designed to be used for formal events, and I think it was also used as a casino, but then the city of New Orleans made it illegal to gamble on land, so the building stopped being used when they had to move the gambling out to boats on the river.  Everything in these photos is manmade, even the trees and the stones in the walkway, and is located inside of a warehouse… it was all very impressive!  They keep the lights dim so it feels like nighttime, so again I apologize for the quality of these photos as I could not use a flash.

The tour lasted about 2 hours, and at the end, we were allowed to stay in the warehouse as long as we wanted to walk around and look at all the floats.  There were hundreds of statues and floats, so it was a lot to take in.  We greatly enjoyed our time at Mardi Gras World, and thought it was the perfect activity for after the cruise and before a late flight home.  Here are a few last photos as we walked back towards the exit after the tour.

When we got back outside, there were tons of cars and delivery trucks trying to get to the 2 cruise ships.  This photo was taken at 12:45pm, so definitely plan to arrive early if you want to beat the traffic before your cruise from New Orleans!

Going no where fast!

I really wished I was getting back on the Dream right now instead of heading to the airport

We still had an hour or two before we needed to go to the airport, so we walked back to the Riverwalk Marketplace.  Earlier this morning when we were walking to the Hilton, I really wanted to walk through the Marketplace with our luggage because it would have been easier than walking on the sidewalk.  Unfortunately, I could not find an elevator (or even an escalator), and there was no chance we were going to climb all these stairs with 3 heavy suitcases!  Now that we were empty-handed, we had no trouble walking up these stairs to access the Marketplace.

This walkway provided a great view of the Dream and all the activity loading supplies and luggage on the ship.

We thought they were going to put this giant crate through the hole in the ship to offload new supplies.  The crane kept moving the crate up and down and couldn’t get it to line up to the hole.  We finally figured out that they don’t need to fit the crate through the hole (which was good because it was barely too big to fit!), and the crew on the ship just unloaded the crate while it dangled in the air, and then the crane lowered the empty crate back to the ground.

One last photo of the Dream before we officially said goodbye…

As we kept walking, we got a great view of the NCL Breakaway docked behind the Dream.

We walked around the mall for a few minutes, with one destination in mind: Café du Monde!  There is a smaller location of the famous café located inside the Riverside Marketplace, and it tends to have shorter lines as compared to the original location in the French Quarter.  I still wasn’t hungry (wow, that breakfast in the MDR was very filling!), but I couldn’t resist the chance to eat just one beignet.

There were a lot of people on line when we arrived, but it moved quickly and took exactly 20 minutes from the time we got on line to the time we received and paid for our food.

They have a small seating area, but the turnover is fast enough that there was always at least one table available while we were waiting in line.

There are big windows into the kitchen area so you can watch them prepare the beignets while you wait in line

Look at all those little beignets bobbing in the pool of oil!

They have a full menu with lots of drink options in addition to the beignets

We got one order of beignets to share (they only sell them in sets of 3), and DH got a coffee.

Just look at all of that sugary powdery goodness!!

We found an empty table and tried our best not to get any powdered sugar on our clothes.  I wish I took a photo of the floor… it was coated in a thin layer of sugar, and even though there were a few employees walking around and trying to clean up the tables as people left, they were fighting a losing battle against that messy sugar haha  The last time I had a beignet was when I visited New Orleans for a conference for work in 2010, and they were just as delicious as I remembered! 

By the time we finished eating, it was 1:45pm and we were kind of ready to wrap things up and head to the airport.  We originally planned to walk around the French Quarter a little longer, but we were tired and decided to skip it.  We walked through the food court in the mall looking for something we could buy to bring to the airport to eat for a late lunch, but none of the options looked like they would travel well.  I used Google Maps to search the area for a better option, and saw that there was a Subway sandwich shop located across the street from the convention center just a few blocks away.  Thanks to the construction on Convention Center Boulevard, it was a little tricky to get there, but we eventually found a place we could cross the street and get our sandwiches.  It was very crowded when we arrived, and when we tried to order our sandwich, they said they only had the plain Italian bread available.  I’ve never been to a Subway before when they only had one kind of bread!  No biggie, we ordered our sandwiches to-go, and walked back to the Hilton to retrieve our luggage from the porters.

Another huge advantage to checking our bags here instead of at the cruise port was that it was really easy for an Uber to pick us up.  Had the Uber needed to pick us up near the port, it would have taken forever to get through all the traffic of people being dropped off for their cruise, so it was much easier to direct the Uber to the front entrance of the Hilton where there was space for him to pull over and load our luggage in the circular driveway.

The Uber driver picked us up within minutes of submitting the request, and it took about 30 minutes to drive to the airport.  There was virtually no line to check our bag, and luckily it weighed in at 48 pounds so no need to shift things around in the airport.  There was a small line at security, but it moved fast and we had plenty of time to spare anyway so it wouldn’t be a big deal if we did have a long wait.  We found seats near our gate and waited for an hour until it was time to board the plane.  At the last minute, they changed us to a different gate on the other side of the terminal, so everyone marched down the hallway like a parade to reach the new gate. 

The first thing I did when I got to my seat on the plane was to look at the airplane safety information pamphlet.  I think this is the first time I have ever looked at it, but I just wanted to make sure that we were not on a 737-Max plane!  Of course, by now, President Trump had announced he was grounding all 737-Maxs so it was highly unlikely that this was that style of plane, but I needed to double check for my own sanity.

While I was looking through the pamphlets in the seat back in front of me, I took a look at the drinks menu.  Today was our lucky day… literally!  It was St. Patrick’s Day and Southwest was offering free drinks on all flights today!  They do this for random holidays throughout the year, but it was surprising that they picked this holiday as it fell on a Sunday which is a popular travel day.  In the past, I have seen them pick Valentine’s Day and Halloween because they fell on random days mid-week when there were fewer people flying, so we were excited that they happened to pick today for the free drinks. 

The flight attendants made no announcements or mentions of the free drinks, so I think they were hoping people wouldn’t notice as that would make way more work for them haha  Luckily, DH and I have a radar to detect free drinks in any situation so they couldn’t hide this from us!  In fact, we were able to order a second round later in the flight and that was free too!!  Southwest really knows how to lessen the sadness of the last day of vacation.

The flight was nearly 5 hours long, but the time passed quickly as I spent the whole time sorting through photos on my iPad.  We also had some beautiful views as we flew over the Rockies.

Our plane landed on time at around 7pm California time, so it was just in time for a beautiful sunset over the Bay.

Of course, our long day of travel wasn’t over just yet.  After collecting our checked bag, we called the shuttle to bring us back to the off-site parking lot to get my car, and then had a one hour drive to get home.  By the time we walked in the door, it was 11pm New Orleans time and we were exhausted after waking up at 7am to Gary’s announcements.  We dropped our suitcases in the living room, unpacked just the essentials, and got ready for bed as we both had to wake up early on Monday to return to work.

Step Tracker Daily Total:  15,769 steps; 6.37 miles; 4 flights of stairs

Saturday, March 16, 2019 ~ Fun Day at Sea

What is it about cruises that seem to make time move faster than regular days at home?  Somehow it was already the last full day of our cruise and we were sailing back towards New Orleans.  This is usually the time in my vacation when all of the action-packed port days and physically exerting excursions catch up with me, and all I want to do is plant my butt on a lounge chair, write in my trip journal, and eat (after all, I won’t have the excuse that “vacation calories don’t count” after the vacation is over!).  Of course, that doesn’t mean that I’ll suddenly adjust to sleeping late, so I was wake around 7am.  I quietly got dressed and tip-toed out of the cabin so I wouldn’t wake DH, and I found these fliers in our mailbox.  The first was about the debarkation information, but it was a general form for all passengers on board.  We were supposed to get a different form specific to FTTF but it wasn’t delivered until later this afternoon.

My first stop today was up to the Serenity Deck to stake out my claim on a lounge chair.  It was around 7:40am by the time I got up there, but it was almost completely deserted and I had my pick of wherever I wanted to sit. 

It was a little cloudy this morning, and also a little chilly, but the water was pretty smooth.

No need to worry about being a chair hog at this early hour, so I dropped off my tote bag on one of the clamshells, then headed down towards the Lido buffet to get a quick breakfast.  On my way down, I caught the end of a beautiful sunrise!

Blue Iguana had just opened so I could have gotten a breakfast burrito, but I decided to change it up and see what other options were available.

In the end, I sampled a little bit of everything in the carbs department…

Unfortunately, most of these items were a let down.  They were either stale, soggy, or a combination of both!  The round cinnamon pastry was the best of the bunch (but I already knew it was something I liked because I tried it earlier in the cruise too).  I will also say that the hard boiled egg was surprisingly good… it was still so hot that I was burning my fingertips as I tried to peel it (that is NOT a complaint, by the way!), but the shell peeled off easily in one big piece, and the yolk came out as one solid ball.  I hate when the yolk crumbles and it’s hard to remove it, but the crew member in charge of boiling eggs has mastered the skill and I was pleasantly surprised.

I still had a few minutes before I needed to get back to my clamshell to be within the 40 minute limit, so I walked around taking some more photos of the ship.  It was now a little after 8am, and there were still plenty of lounge chairs available at the aft pool.

The clouds broke up and it was turning into a beautiful morning at sea

hmm, or maybe not… lots of clouds out in the other direction!

The lounge chairs around the main Lido pool were filling in, but there were still plenty available at 8:10am.

Back up on Serenity Deck, I set up camp on one of the half-clam shells and spent about an hour jotting down notes in my trip journal.  In that time, maybe 2 or 3 other couples came by and sat for a bit, but it was almost completely empty for most of the time. 

At around 9am, I remembered that we could pick up luggage tags in the Ocean Plaza.  Yesterday, I had stopped by at Guest Services to ask how the luggage tags were distributed for FTTF and they told me that we would get zone 2 tags.  Based on the information on the debarkation flyer, that meant we would be called to leave the ship around 8:30am.  DH and I had a few things planned for tomorrow, but we didn’t really need to be the first ones off the ship, and 8:30am was a bit too early for us.  I was originally planning to just let our luggage sit in the collection room with the zone 2 tags, and we’d get it when we got there, but then it occurred to me that I could also go get a higher zone number.  When I got downstairs, there were about 20 people on line ahead of me to pick up luggage tags, but the line moved fast and I had my pick of nearly any zone I wanted when I reached the front of the line (I think the zone 5 tags were already gone, but there were still tons of tags for all the other zones.)

I was getting a little hungry again since I didn’t eat much for breakfast, so after I took my luggage tags, I went back to the pizza place for a Quattro Formaggi pizza.  Yes, it was 9:20am, but people eat cold pizza for breakfast all the time, so why can’t I eat hot pizza?!  As I expected, there wasn’t anyone else on line when I arrived, and they didn’t have any pizzas pre-made and sitting there waiting to be taken, so they needed to make one fresh for me.  The guy said it would take about 5 minutes.  This was the photo I showed on the first sea day, but I’ll show it here again too since this was actually when I took it…

I took my pizza to-go and went back upstairs to Serenity Deck.  When I got there, DH was sitting on one of the bigger clamshells and he had moved my bags so we wouldn’t hog 2 spots.  By now, it was getting very windy and quite a bit colder, so the clamshell was helpful to block some of the wind, but we also needed to get towels to use as blankets.  While DH was sitting there, he noticed the crew member walked around and put stickers on the chairs around him that had belongings on them. 

Sure enough, at 9:55am, that same crew member came back and gathered up the belongings from our neighboring clamshell.  We thanked him for taking care of that because even though it was not crowded due to the cold and the wind, the rules still remain that you can only reserve a chair for 40 minutes and people need to be more respectful of that.  On other cruise lines, the staff is reluctant to enforce policies like that, so it was great to see that Carnival actually enforced their policies. 

I stayed up there until around 11am when I just couldn’t tolerate the wind anymore.  By now, I assumed Jennifer would have finished cleaning our cabin, so I left DH reading his book in the clamshell and I went back downstairs to start the grueling task of packing.  On the bright side, this was only a 7-day cruise, so we didn’t have nearly as many things to pack up as we did on our last few cruises, but it still has to get done and it still eats away at time I should be out enjoying the ship.  When I got back to the cabin, this little guy was hanging around, waiting to greet us…

I took him down and added him to our windowsill collection…

I spent about an hour putting a big dent in the packing process, then decided to take a break and find something to eat.  I had been craving another lunch at Pasta Bella, so I went up there at around 12:15pm and OMG!  It was crazy crowded!  The hostess said it would take about 40 minutes to get my dish, and I immediately wished that I had this idea 30 minutes ago so I could have been there right when they opened at noon, and not now at the tail end of the initial rush.  Oh well, I had my trip journal with me so I found a table, filled out my request paper, and passed the time by writing in my journal.  Exactly 40 minutes later, a waiter came over with my pasta bowl, and it was totally worth the wait!

By the time I finished, it was a few minutes after 1pm, so I took a little walk around the ship to see what else was happening.  It looked like the Hairy Chest Contest was in full swing at the Lido pool.  I also didn’t see any vacant lounge chairs, so I guess you need to claim your spot before lunch if you want to spend time out here.

I went back upstairs to Serenity to find DH, and we went back downstairs to the cabin so he could pack up some of his stuff.  At around 2pm, I remembered that I wanted to try the Mongolian Wok one last time since I only had it once on embarkation day.  Yes, I fully acknowledge that I ate something every hour or two throughout the day, but I tried to keep the portions small to maximize how many venues I got to experience around the ship.  It would be a shame to miss out on anything! Haha

I got to the line at Mongolian Wok at 2:10pm, knowing that there would be a line, but wanting to make sure I was served prior to their 2:30pm closing time.  The line reached back to the doors from the elevator bank.  While I waited on line, DH went around to the other line and came back to say that it was equally long.  I wish they had a better system for the Mongolian Wok because this line moved incredibly slowly.  Part of the problem was that nearly everyone on line ahead of me was making two bowls (one for the person in line, and one for someone else who was not physically standing there).  This meant the line was twice as long as it seemed, and it took 45 minutes from when I got on line to when my food was ready.  There is only one guy cooking on each side, and he cooks 3 woks at a time, so it is just a very slow process.  At 2:30pm, one of the crew members stood at the end of the line with a sign saying “buffet closed”, so as long as you are in the line by 2:30pm, you will be served, even if you don’t get your food until long after the printed closing time. 

It was fun that they had calamari as the seafood option today instead of shrimp, so I asked for that and the guy was extremely generous when he scooped it out of the bowl.  I have a feeling not many people ordered it and since I was one of the last bowls he was cooking, he probably wanted to use it up.  I also ordered my dish to be cooked with soy sauce instead of one of the 3 sauces on the menu, and that was no problem at all for him.

Although I didn’t love waiting in line this long, I must admit the food is always really yummy!

Unfortunately, this whole process took way longer than I was anticipating and I had to miss the Q and A session with Gary.  I usually like going to those sessions because I like hearing about what it’s like to work on a cruise ship, and the cruise directors are usually entertaining and funny, but it just wasn’t meant to be today.  The next event I wanted to attend was trivia about the TV show Friends in the Ocean Plaza at 3:15pm.  DH isn’t a big fan of Friends, but I have seen every episode multiple times and wanted to put my knowledge to the test.  The questions were very fair, and definitely the kinds of things you’d only know if you watch the show, so that meant I was completely on my own as DH had no clue about any of the questions haha  In the end, I got 16 out of 20 correct, and I was kicking myself over the ones I missed because I knew them immediately when they announced the answers.  There ended up being a tie with 2 people both getting all 20 questions correct, so they brought both those people up to the front of the room for a tie breaker.  They had to take turns saying the name of a TV show (past or current were both okay), and the first person to not think of a reply or to repeat something already said lost.  I think one of them was nervous standing up there because he only answered 2 TV show names and the other woman was announced the winner.  DH and I could go back and forth for an hour listing TV shows, so I have a feeling that guy probably just got nervous in the moment.

Trivia ended at 3:45pm, just in time for us to walk down the hall to the Caliente Night Club for karaoke at 4pm.  It seemed a little weird that they had karaoke in the middle of the afternoon, but there were no other activities that interested us at this time, and DH had yet to sing for karaoke, so this was our chance.  It was already pretty crowded by the time we arrived (not sure if all these people were camped out here all afternoon in anticipation of karaoke, or if they were just ahead of us in the crowd leaving Ocean Plaza after trivia?), but we managed to find 2 seats together towards the back of the room. 

When we first arrived, it was 3:50pm and DH approached the host to make his song request.  The host said he wasn’t ready yet and he would make an announcement when it was time to come back up.  DH was sitting at the edge of his seat, ready to go as soon as that announcement was made, so he ended up being the third person in line.  That was a really good thing because there were about 50 people who ran up to request songs, and the host had to cut off any requests after that because we’d be here all night at that rate! 

DH rocked out on air guitar while singing Sweet Child o’ Mine by Guns N’ Roses

Three or four songs later, they had a technical malfunction and the host had to call in help from a technician.  It took them about 20 minutes to get things up and running again, and lots of people gave up and left at that time, so DH was really happy he got to sing before the machine broke.  They did eventually fix it and we stuck around to listen to a few more people perform.  Karaoke is always a fun time, and even if the person singing doesn’t necessarily have the greatest voice, it’s still fun to cheer them on.

While we were watching karaoke, I needed to check in for our flight home tomorrow.  Luckily, the signal in the Caliente Nightclub was really good, so I was able to type in my information into the Southwest app, and DH’s information into the Southwest website, and I was ready to go the second it hit 24 hours prior to our flight.  I ended up getting B-17 for me and B-30 for DH, so that was impressive considering those are the kinds of boarding numbers we get when we check in right on time at home too.

We stayed at karaoke until 5:30pm, but then we knew it was time to go because we wanted to get changed before dinner and we still had to finish packing.  The debarkation flyer said our luggage had to be placed outside of our cabin before 11pm, so we wanted to do it before dinner.  Otherwise we would need to interrupt our evening activities to return to the cabin and finish packing, and that’s not how we wanted to spend our last night on the ship!  It wasn’t too hard to finish packing our big bag because we maxed out our weight limit before the bag was full haha  That meant that everything else had to fit into our rolling carry on bags or backpacks, and if not, we could always rearrange as needed when we got to the airport tomorrow.  It’s always a sad moment when you put your suitcase in the hallway…

At 6pm, we headed upstairs for our last dinner in the MDR.  All week, I had been searching the menus for escargot but it had yet to make an appearance.  I hoped it would show up tonight on the last night of the cruise, but it did not.  That was a bit disappointing to me because I love ordering escargots on cruises and I know it is offered on other Carnival cruises, but for some reason, it was not offered on our cruise.  Maybe it has something to do with New Orleans??

DH and I both ordered the baked onion soup appetizer.  It was almost comical to compare this to the one DH had in the steakhouse on Sunday!  You know the piece of bread/crouton they put in the bowl?  It was literally a slice of sandwich bread, with the crust still on it!  They folded the bread in half, then in half again, and crammed it into the little bowl before adding broth and cheese.  Neither of us had any onions at all!  We just had to laugh…

We ordered the BBQ Chicken flat bread to share, but we both loved it so much that we probably should have gotten our own!

I ordered the Penne, Shrimp, and Bacon dish for my entrée.  DH had the Prime Rib, and I probably should have gone for that too just because it’s a fancier dish and we rarely eat steak at home, but I wasn’t in the mood for meat.  DH said his Prime Rib was good, as was my pasta dish.

Dessert Menu… There were no cake options tonight aside from the Baked Alaska (which is ice cream, not really cake), so I wonder if today is the pastry chef’s day off?  

I’m not a huge fan of Baked Alaska because I try to avoid ice cream (stupid lactose intolerance!), so I ordered the Carnival Melting Chocolate Cake with no ice cream (as I always order it, much to my waiter’s confusion haha)  When my dessert arrived, it had the ice cream included, which isn’t a big deal because it is self-contained in its own ramekin, and DH doesn’t mind taking one for the team and eating it on his own so we don’t waste the food.

Just as I was about to start eating, our wait staff came over with a cake and to sing Happy Birthday to me!  My birthday is not until the week after the cruise, but that was nice of them to acknowledge it on the last night.  I just wish I had known because I did not need two heavy chocolate desserts at the same time and I wouldn’t have ordered the WCMC!  The birthday cake was more of a fudgey mouse than a cake, and it was really good, so we ended up taking it back to the cabin to snack on later tonight.  Luckily this plate was small enough to fit in our fridge!

After a quick stop at the cabin to drop off the cake, we went up to the Encore! Theatre for the Lip Sync Battle main event.  Apparently they had multiple lip sync competitions that lead up to this event throughout the week, but I have no idea when or where those occurred because I never saw it! Haha  We didn’t spent much time out by the Lido pool, so I have a hunch they did some events out there.  This was the only show in the theatre tonight and it was at 7:30pm, so it’s a good thing we had a speedy wait staff in the MDR or we would have missed it. 

The show is modeled after the Lip Sync Battle TV show on Paramount Network.  They had two contestants and each performed two lip sync songs, the second of which included dancers from the production shows.  The contestants get to dress up in crazy costumes and they really got into it.

Here is Gary explaining the rules, while one of the guys from the entertainment team displays the winner’s belt.

The two contestants were called on stage so Gary could introduce them

I forgot to write down which songs they sang, but I have a feeling they are heavily coached by the singers and dancers on board because the songs were all big crowd pleasers that everyone was familiar with.  They had a little intermission after each contestant finished their first song, and they invited up children from the kids club to sing and dance on stage.  I think they had practiced with each age group and this was like their final recital.  After that, the lip sync contestants returned for round two, and this was when they went all out. 

The first lady did a good job of getting the crowd pumped up, and she really owned the stage.

The second contestant “sang” Tina Turner’s Proud Mary.  This guy was incredible!  He’s a recently retried police officer, but wow did he have some great dance moves!  The whole crowd was laughing and cheering him on, and you could tell he was having such a fun time up on stage.

And then, this happened:

The dancers helped him strip off the black shirt and pants, and they put on that wig, and bam!  Nothing like a macho guy dressed in drag to get the crowd on their feet!

There was no question as to who should win this battle, but Gary still gave us a few minutes to think it over while he performed a lip sync routine with the dancers to a medley of 80’s songs.

I think the assistant from the entertainment team also did a medley, maybe to 70’s songs?  I don’t remember and I forgot to take a photo to jog my memory.  Anyway, after that, they brought the two main contestants back on stage for the final judging.  By a deafening round of applause, the guy was announced the winner!

The lady did try hard and she was a good sport about it, but that guy just won everyone over.  They awarded him to winner’s belt…

The show lasted about 45 minutes, but when it ended, there was a big gap in the activities schedule.  Kudos Strings was performing in the lobby, but they were just about to finish their set, and the only other two options were country music with Machine Company or country music with the BlackJack Duo.  Hey, wait a minute!  I know what we can do now… I need to redeem my past guest coupon for a free cocktail!  Carnival thought I would forget to use it, but I’ll prove them wrong!  The coupon says it is good for a drink up to $9 in value, but I must say that is quite challenging because nearly every cocktail on the ship costs more than that, even if it’s just by a few cents.  I stopped by the piano bar because it was empty since Zack didn’t start his set yet, and that meant the bartenders were sitting around just waiting for someone to order a drink.  I asked the bartender if I could use the coupon towards a drink that costs more than $9 and I would just pay the difference, and he said that was fine.  I looked through the menu and decided to order the Music, Sweet Music, with Bacardi Rum, Malibu Coconut Rum, Disaronno Amaretto, pineapple juice and orange juice.

When the bartender handed me the bill, it came out to zero dollars.  I am not sure if he did something special to make that happen, or if the coupon really does work on more expensive drinks, but either way, I was happy.  I would have paid the 50 cents (plus tip) difference, but I guess that was not necessary.

Just something to keep in mind for people sailing on cruises out of New Orleans… Once you re-enter the Mississippi River, they do start charging tax again.  I asked about that at guest services and they told me that I would need to pay tax on this drink if I ordered it after we re-entered US water space, and he estimated that to be around 10pm tonight.  I made sure to get my drink much earlier than that at about 8:30pm, just to be safe, but that means these “free” drink coupons for New Orleans-based cruises are extremely limited on the hours when the drink really will be free!

Cocktail in hand, we went over to The Song lounge to listen to BlackJack Duo.  Neither of us really listens to country music, but there was nothing else to do at this time and we wanted to stay close to the Burgundy Lounge for the 9:30pm comedy show, so since this was right next door, it just made sense.  The duo were pretty good, and there were two or three couples dancing on the small dance floor, so it made for an entertaining way to pass the time, even if we didn’t know any of the songs!

At 9:15pm, we went next door to get seats for the comedy show.  Tonight’s adult show was with the forth comedian on our sailing, Caroline Picard.  She is from the south, so I think she is a good fit for this cruise ship.  She did a whole set about her experiences traveling the country as a comedian, and she had the whole room laughing.  I especially enjoyed the part about her time in a blizzard in Michigan when all of the locals were unphased and came out to see her show despite the weather. 

When that ended, we popped back into the piano bar for a few last songs with Zack.  It wasn’t very crowded in there tonight, so maybe people were back in their cabins packing their luggage and going to sleep early?

We were both getting hungry again around 11pm, so we went upstairs to the deli for a late night snack.  I ordered the meatball sandwich again, and it was just as good as when I had it for lunch yesterday! 

We sat at a table by the windows, and it was so weird to see lights outside!  We must have already entered the Mississippi River so we were seeing lights from the little towns and buildings along the shore, but that was so rare as I was used to seeing nothing but darkness on that last night of the cruise when returning to ports in Florida.  On our way back to the cabin, we noticed that the casino was still open and there were lots of people taking advantage of it being legal to gamble on the Mississippi River.  We got back to the cabin around 11:30pm and called it a night, knowing that the debarkation announcements would start bright an early tomorrow morning and we wanted to get a good night’s sleep before that!

Step Tracker Daily Total:  10,110 steps; 4.12 miles; 27 flights of stairs

Friday, March 15, 2019 ~ Cozumel, Mexico

For our last few cruises, the idea has started to cross my mind that I want to try scuba diving.  We did an underwater helmet walk in Moorea in 2017, and the perspective from being several feet under water let me see so much more than snorkeling and looking down from the surface above.  When we booked this cruise, I knew this was the time to take to make it happen.  Cozumel is the biggest of the 4 ports we visited, so there were tons of vendors to choose from, and I liked that this would be our last port, making our first scuba diving experience the grand finale of our cruise.  We are not certified scuba divers, but luckily that isn’t a problem because there are discover scuba diving courses offered by many vendors where they teach you everything you need to know in the first 30-60 minutes of the tour, and then they closely supervise you during the dive.  To be honest, as excited as I was about this experience, I was also a bit nervous and scared so I liked that I would be supervised by a certified guide just to make sure everything went safely.

I read a ton of reviews on Trip Advisor and Googled the websites of a bunch of different companies, trying to find one with the best fit for us.  In the end, we booked with CozumelH2O for a 2 tank dive from their boat.  I liked the idea of diving straight from the boat because that meant I wouldn’t have to carry the heavy tanks across the beach, and as soon as we dropped down into the water, we would be right at the reef (as opposed to having to swim to the reef from a beach).  I was originally only going to book a one tank dive, just in case we didn’t like scuba diving or had some kind of problems that we needed to stop early, but they only offered a 1 tank dive if going from the shore, and I really wanted to go from a boat so that meant we had to do 2 tanks.  Go big or go home, right?  I emailed back and forth with CozumelH2O to ask them tons of questions, and they were always quick to reply and help me feel less anxious about the experience.  We paid a deposit of $20 USD per person via paypal and we were all set for our tour.  Here is a description of the tour from the CozumelH2O website:

Always wondered how it is to breath underwater, but you’re not scuba certified and not sure if you want to get certified? Or you are a snorkeler and just want to try it once? No problem! The Cozumel Discover Scuba Experience is a great introduction to scuba diving. Our professional dive instructors will teach you the basic theory, basic skills and safety rules you will need to know for a safe first dive, this will take around 45 minutes. After that it’s time for the fun part… your first dive to a maximum 40 ft.

The Discover Scuba Experience is a one or 2 tank dive. We do this course in the ocean where it’s very shallow, right before a beautiful reef, so after you learned the skills we will dive this reef.

We also offer this experience with a two tank boat dive. At the first spot El Cielo, we will practice the skills with you, after that your first dive will be at Colombia Shallow and your second dive at another beautiful reef, which one will decide your instructor based on your abilities. Expect to see beautiful colorful reefs and reef fishes, lobsters and big fish as barracudas, groupers, parrot fishes and probably even sting rays, turtles and so much more.

Can I do the Discover Scuba Experience?

Basically everybody who’s older the 10 is able to do this course. No experience needed. It will take a few minutes before you’re used to breathe underwater and get comfortable with it. But once you do, you’ll realize how easy and fun it is! If you like snorkeling then you will love diving as you will see so much more once you’re under water.

Price per person with 1 tank: $89 USD

Price per person with 2 tanks: $120 USD

Includes marine park fee, 1 or 2 tank from shore, weight belt and weights, fins, mask, wetsuit, bcd and regulator, no hidden cost!

Price per person with two tank boat dives: $140 USD per person

Includes marine park fee, tanks, weight belt and weights, fins, mask, wetsuit, bcd, regulator, fruit, snacks and purified water, no hidden cost!

Today’s Fun Times:

We had an extremely early wake up time today of 6:30am.  We were due to dock at 7am, so after I finished getting dressed, I peaked outside to see where we were.  I really wished the window was cleaner because this looked like an incredible sunrise over Cozumel!

It was our last port day which meant it was my last chance for a breakfast burrito and arepas!  Tomorrow, we planned to go to brunch in the MDR.

After breakfast, we made our way off the ship, through the duty free store that you are forced to walk through on the way from/to the ship, passed all the stores and vendors in the port, and out to the taxi stand.  By the way, at some point along that path, we had to go through an agricultural check point where they looked inside everyone’s bags to make sure we did not bring any food into the port.  We had bottles of water in our bag, but either they didn’t see them or they didn’t care about water because they didn’t say anything about it to us.

Once we found the taxi stand, we asked for a taxi to the Fonatur Marina.  The ride was probably only a mile and cost $8 total for the taxi, not per person.  We probably could have just walked, but I didn’t know exactly which port we were docked at and had we been at the further cruise docks, the walk may have been longer.  Also, I didn’t know if there was a sidewalk or if it was safe to walk from the port to the marina, so it was just easier to take a taxi.  Our instructions said to wait at the ramp by the water for our guide, and when we got there, we saw lots of other people waiting for guides for their tours too.  I guess this little marina is popular for tours for cruise ship passengers because it is so close to the port.

We checked in with one of the guides from another company and he showed us where we could sit and wait for our guide to arrive.  Right on time, a representative from CozumelH2O arrived at 8:45am and gave us all the release forms to sign.  After we signed away the right to sue them if we died while scuba diving, he walked us over to where our boat was docked and introduced us to Miguel, our instructor, and Lupe, who would be driving the boat.  We ended up having a private tour because while one other woman was going to dive with us (her name was Chantal), she was a certified diver and was just tagging along on the boat.  I love when it works out like that!  Miguel did try to find others to join the tour, but lucky for us, everyone else at the marina either had another scuba tour booked or preferred to go snorkeling.  I’m sure he would have liked to have more people on the tour so he could make some more money, but honestly, I was much more comfortable knowing that it was just DH and I on the tour so Miguel could focus on us and our safety.  I’m not really sure how it would have worked out anyway if he recruited more people to take the tour because the boat was all set up with equipment for us (notice the name tags hanging from the vests?), so I don’t know where the equipment would have come from if there were more people added to the tour.

As Lupe drove the boat out of the marina and south along the coast of Cozumel, Miguel used the time to teach us our introductory lesson.  I was kind of surprised that he was going to teach us this material while we were on a moving boat considering how loud it was from the motor of the boat.  It was a really good thing that he was only speaking to the two of us because there’s no way we would have heard him if we were sitting further away, and this was important information!  Miguel did a great job of explaining some basic concepts of how the lungs react to the pressure of being deep under water, and how to operate all of the equipment we would be using today.  He showed us a few techniques to equalize our ears from the pressure under the water like blowing our nose or swallowing.  He also suggested we could move our jaw up and down or yawn, but I’m not quite sure how that would have worked out without swallowing a bunch of salt water!  After that, he taught us some of the important hand signals so we could communicate under water.  This was something that really worried me because if there was a problem, it’s not like we could verbalize it to Miguel to get him to help us.  Miguel explained that most of the time, people encountered the same problems so he taught us how to communicate those problems to him using hand signals.

After about 30 minutes, we arrived at our first stop: a shallow section of water that was about 5 feet deep with a soft, sandy bottom where we could practice some skills.  Miguel taught us 4 skills that we needed to demonstrate for him before we could move on to diving in deeper water.  First, he demonstrated them to us on the boat and showed us how he would cue us to do them on our own when we were in the water.  Then we got suited up on the boat.  This was my first time ever putting on a wet suit, and suddenly I regretted my choice to take this tour at the end of our cruise.  Holy moly!  It was so hard to get into that wet suit!  Maybe it would have been easier at the start of the cruise before I ate all that food! Haha

After we were wearing our wet suits and fins, Lupe and Miguel helped us put on our weight belt and BCD (Buoyancy Control Device), inflate the BCD, and to sit up on the edge of the boat with the oxygen tanks supported on the edge.  It was all so awkward and uncomfortable, but mostly because I was nervous and this was a totally new experience for me.  Don’t I look happy to be scuba diving? Haha… maybe not!

On the count of 3, he told us to just fall backwards off the side of the boat.  It seemed so weird to wear such a heavy tank on my back but still be able to float, but I guess that was just the BCD doing its job!  We slowly lowered into position, kneeling on the sandy ocean floor, and went through all of our skills.  First, I had to remove the regulator from my mouth, blow bubbles, put the regulator back in my mouth and clear it of the water that got inside.  Next, I had to repeat that process and also show that I could retrieve the regulator in two different ways.  The point was that if it somehow fell out of my mouth under water, I would know how to retrieve it so I could breathe again.  Breathing is important!  The final skill was to let some water get inside of my goggles and then to clear it out.  While DH and I took turns demonstrating our skills, Chantal used the time to go snorkeling in the area, so I thought that was nice that she had something to do and it wasn’t like she was twiddling her thumbs on the boat, waiting for us to be ready.

After Miguel gave us both the thumbs up and high-five that we had passed our skills, we swam back to the boat and climbed on board.  Miguel removed my BCD and handed it up to Lupe on the boat so I didn’t have to climb the ladder wearing the tank.  That was much appreciated because DH didn’t get the same treatment and he said it was really hard to climb the ladder with all that equipment! Sometimes it’s awesome to be a girl! Haha

Lupe drove the boat a short distance away to the Palancar Reef, and Miguel said it was time for our first real dive!  I just kept telling myself to stay calm and keep breathing.  There was no turning back now!  We dropped backwards into the water and all gathered together to slowly lower down to the reef.  I actually did really well with it and was pacing with Chantal to get about halfway down to the ocean floor.

OMG! I’m scuba diving!!

When I looked around to see where DH was, I realized he was still close to the surface and Miguel was helping him with something.  I thought maybe I had gone down faster than I was supposed to, so I went back up to see what was going on.  Chantal kept going deeper and started to explore the reef on her own.

It looked like DH was having trouble clearing his ears, but it only took him a few seconds to work it out and then we were on our way.  Miguel looped one arm around mine and his other arm around DH’s arm and led us down to the ocean floor.  When he was explaining things on the boat, it sounded like we could swim independently, but once we were under water, he would not let us go off on our own.  I was okay with that because I was still unsure and nervous about the whole thing, but DH kept trying to wiggle away and Miguel wouldn’t let him.  Once again, I was glad that we only had two of us on the tour because I’m not sure how it would have played out with 2 more people… would we have made a big caravan of 5 of us all strung together??  That would have been a bit ridiculous! Lol

Luckily, Miguel looped under my left arm so I still had my right hand free to take photos!

Whenever I go snorkeling, I make sure to adjust my camera to the underwater setting so the colors will come out correctly.  I knew that going deeper under water would cause the photos to turn blue, but since this was only my first time scuba diving, I wanted to test the abilities of my camera and see what I could capture without an extra filter.  If I book a scuba excursion in the future, I will probably look into one of those red filters to neutralize the colors, but for now, here is just a small sampling of the hundreds of photos I took on this dive.

Thus far, we had seen a ton of coral but no fish at all.  Miguel pointed at something to my left… there was a small school of fish swimming a few feet away.  It almost made me laugh because that was so not exciting compared to the beautiful coral I was staring at on my right side!  I took a quick photo of it to let him think I was impressed…

Ok, now back to the amazing coral…

One of the downsides to being looped under Miguel’s arm was that I couldn’t get closer to things I wanted to take photos of, and I couldn’t linger to take the perfect photo.  I basically just snapped photos with one hand (which means the camera wasn’t very steady) and it was as I was floating past the subject so a lot of the photos came out blurry.

This was that spongy coral that I saw in St. Lucia between the pitons

If you look VERY carefully, there is a small turtle swimming just above the coral in the middle of this photo.  I really wanted to chase after him but Miguel led us in a different direction.

Here we go… I zoomed in so you can see the turtle a little better, just to prove that I didn’t make it up that we saw him hehe

We must have been getting closer to the surface because all of a sudden, the color came back to my photos

Towards the end, we saw a few more fish swimming around

Just look at the amazing bright yellow color of that coral!

A whole lot of those round spongey things… I’m sure they have a more technical name than that, I just don’t know what it is lol

I just loved how everywhere I looked, there was SOOOO much to take in and see.  This was a wonderful place to have my first scuba diving experience!

Hi Mr. Fish!

Oh look! There’s another fish poking out of the coral!

I wish we could have gone in between those rocks as I’m sure there was some amazing stuff in there.

Around this time, DH looked down at the meter monitoring the oxygen in his tank and saw it was in the red zone, so he pointed it out to Miguel.  That was our cue to start heading towards the surface before DH ran out of oxygen, but afterwards, Miguel told us we were going to finish around that time anyway.  I slowly kicked up towards the surface, equalizing my ears along the way.  When I reached the surface, both of my calves started to cramp, but Chantal and Miguel were right there and each grabbed a leg to stretch me out while I floated in the water.  They knew exactly what to do and they were amazing!  The whole time we were diving, Miguel held a line attached to a flotation device that hovered on the surface of the water so Lupe could follow us with the boat.  They purposely planned our route that we were drifting underwater with the current, so we really didn’t have to swim at all, especially since Lupe was just a few feet away when we came up to the surface at the end.  Miguel had told us from the start that scuba diving is not a sport, it’s a leisure activity because if you do it right, it is not strenuous and can be very relaxing.  He was right!  When I reached the ladder for our boat, Miguel helped to remove my weights and BCD, and I slipped off my fins and climbed back on board.

In total, our first dive lasted 45 minutes and Miguel said we reached a depth of 32 feet, and I loved every minute of it!  The one issue I had was that every time I tried to clear my ears, I pinched my nose to blow out as Miguel told me to do.  When I did that, it let water get into my goggles because pinching my nose made a gap in the seal of the goggles, so then there was water in my eyes.  I knew how to fix it, but it got really annoying to have to stop every few minutes and clear my goggles.  While we were on the boat heading towards our second dive site, I asked Miguel what to do and he suggested I should try swallowing instead.  Ok, that’s a good idea, I hope that works out!

I forgot to take photos of it, but Miguel passed around a container with cut up melon, papaya, and mango.  It was a much-appreciated snack and helped to get rid of the salty flavor in my mouth.  They also had bottles of water for us if we needed it, but we had brought our own from the ship.

Lupe drove the boat back to very close to the marina where we started the tour.  At first I was a little confused and thought maybe that was the end of the tour?  I thought we signed up for a 2-tank dive, but maybe I misunderstood something?  Just as I was about to ask Miguel about it, Lupe stopped the boat.  Our second dive was at the Paraiso Reef, located very close to the marina and where the cruise ships were docked.  Time to suit up for round two!

Back in the water, I felt a lot more relaxed this time around

DH is getting his mouthpiece in place, and you can see the cruise ships in the background.

Miguel started to loop his arm around my right arm so DH and I would switch sides from the first dive.  Nice try Miguel… that means I won’t be able to take photos because I need my right hand free for that!  I let go, grabbed his other arm and looped my left arm through, then held up my camera in my right hand to show him why I needed to be on this side.  I think he understood, or if not, then he just thought I was crazy!

As we dropped deeper and deeper into the water, I was a little skeptical about this reef because it seemed very sparse.

Where’s all the coral?? 

We drifted a little further and started to see some colorful coral.

And then… bam!  A huge yellow spotted snake eel slipped right through the coral!  So cool!  Do you see him there in the middle at the bottom third of this photo?

That’s some funky looking red coral

This reef wasn’t as dense as the other one, so we’d see a whole lot of cool things, and then we’d see lots of sandy floor for a while.

Lots of little fish swimming around

We kept drifting a few minutes with nothing all that exciting happening, and then Chantal waved us over because she saw something hiding in the shadows… a HUGE lobster!  This photo is horrible, but as I mentioned earlier, we didn’t really stop to look closely at anything so I couldn’t focus on the lobster, but I did my best.  You can kind of make out one of his arms reaching up, and some of his smaller legs right in the middle of the photo…

A few seconds later, we came up on a huge crab hiding in one of the other cracks.  Again, this photo is horrible, but you can kind of see him hiding back behind the coral in the middle of the photo…

I wished I could stay still for just one second to take a photo… this was definitely the downside to Miguel towing us through the water.  Sure, he wanted to keep us safe, but it was hampering my chances for amazing photos!  Doesn’t he know that’s the most important thing to me???  Here is a very blurry photo of the crab…

At least the photos came out better when I had the camera zoomed out all the way!

This was something I’ve never seen before… a yellow spotted stingray!  So cool!!

Another first for me… a sea anemone!

A trumpetfish

I like how this one came out, with the trumpet fish swimming through the coral

a conch shell

After that, we entered an area with a whole lot of nothing.  All we saw were thousands of these little things poking up from the sand that looked like poppy flowers.

We drifting along for at least 10 minutes (based on the time stamps of my photos), and it started to get a little boring because there was seriously nothing around us.  I was kind of confused why we didn’t just loop around to spend more time back at that other section of the reef… surely this isn’t the first time Miguel dove this reef and he knew that there was nothing to see down here?

At some point, I looked at the screen of my camera and it showed a big warning sign that said “warning: depth”.  Oh no!  I forgot to mention it but my “waterproof” watch died during our first dive.  I wore it snorkeling in Roatan and Belize without incident, but I guess the pressure from being so deep underwater was too much for it and when we emerged from our first dive, the screen was blank and there was a big black spot in the corner.  Oops!  Good thing today was our last port day and the watch cost less than $8 from Walmart so it’s easily replaceable.  Anyway, I know my Olympus TG-5 camera has a waterproof rating for up to 50 feet, but I didn’t know exactly how deep we were right now.  I would be so upset if my camera died because it cost quite a lot more than $8, but there really wasn’t anything I could do about it now.  Spoiler alert:  my camera survived the dive just fine!  At the end, Miguel said we went down to 40 feet on this dive, so I wonder if the camera just gave me a warning that I was within 10 feet of my limit so I wouldn’t go any deeper?  I really have no idea how that little camera knows my depth underwater, but that’s another story lol

Finally, we came along this small section of the reef.  There were other scuba divers down here, so that was kind of fun to see them, but there really wasn’t a whole lot coral or fish in this area.

This coral looked kind of cool…

Funky pink spongey coral

A few sparse fish

Around this time, we had been in the water for 40 minutes so Miguel started leading us up towards the surface.  On the way up, we saw this really cool spotted wing comb jellyfish.  As it drifted in the water, it kept morphing into different shapes.  It was so elegant and graceful!

Before we started this second dive, I asked Miguel if he could take my camera at some point to take photos of DH and I scuba diving.  I had thoughts of beautiful photos of us with the reef in the background, showing us swimming along from head to the end of our fins, and really capturing the moment.  Miguel said he would do it towards the end of the dive, but when the time came, he was so reluctant to let go of us that this is the best of the 4 photos he took.  Not exactly what I had in mind, but at least it’s better than nothing lol

Right after he handed me back the camera, he looped his arms under ours and we continued our journey to the surface.  Then he stopped!  Why are we stopping?  There’s nothing around us… or is there?  If you look very closely in the middle of this photo, you can see a faint white line.  It was another type of comb jellyfish, called a Venus Girdle.

A few seconds later, we reached the surface of the water, where once again, Lupe was waiting for us with the boat.  This second dive lasted 45 minutes, and as I mentioned, we reached a maximum depth of 40 feet.  I don’t know which dive I liked better because they were so different.  Our first dive featured very dense and varied coral, nonstop for the entire dive, but hardly any fish or other creatures.  Our second dive was much more sparse and had limited coral, but we saw the most amazing animals… lobster, crab, spotted stingray, sea anemone, spotted eel, and 2 kinds of jelly fish!  I honestly think the combination of these two reefs made for the most perfect first scuba diving experience.  We got to see a little bit of everything and it left me wanting more.  I greatly regret not trying a discover scuba diving course sooner because I can only imagine what we would have seen had we done this in French Polynesia or Bonaire!  Of course scuba diving is very expensive and costs a lot more money than the typical snorkeling tour, but I know for sure that we will want to repeat this experience if/when we take another cruise!

Oh, one last comment about my ears… On the second dive, I took Miguel’s advice and tried the swallowing technique to equalize my ears.  It worked like a charm and I was able to clear my ears without getting any water in my goggles.  When the tour ended, I felt great, and I continued to feel normal until about 36 hours later.  We were on the ship on Saturday night and my ear started hurting whenever I sneezed or blew my nose.  Uh oh!  That’s not good!  I woke up on Sunday morning and the pain was worse.  I was worried that maybe I burst my ear drum or something, and we were flying home that night so I was really afraid that I would have problems during take off and landing.  Luckily, the flight was uneventful (I just chewed gum during the take off and landing like I usually do), but my ear continued to hurt and I also felt dizzy.  I showed up to work on Monday morning and felt so dizzy that I couldn’t stand in the hallway to talk to my manager and I needed to go find a chair to sit down.  She sent me home because neither of us thought I was safe to treat patients when I felt like this.  My hearing was fine, so I ruled out the idea of a burst ear drum, but the ear pain and dizziness were worrying me enough that I went to see my doctor.  She said I had some congestion built up in my nasal passages and that was preventing the congestion in my ear from draining.  She prescribed a nose spray to clear the congestion, and luckily, after 5 days of using it, the spray worked and my ears finally stopped hurting.  I was fighting this problem for about a week after the dive, so that wasn’t exactly the souvenir I wanted to come home with, but I still think it was worth it for such an incredible experience.  Next time, I will buy some Flonase and make sure all of my passages are cleared out before scuba diving!

Since the second dive site was so close to Fonatur Marina, we had a very short ride back at the end of the tour.  We thanked Miguel and Lupe profusely for a wonderful experience, then went in search of the bathrooms at the marina.  This map was posted on the wall of the waiting area at the marina.  It was cool to find the reefs where we had been diving on the map.  I marked them with arrows in the photo…

By now, it was around 1:30pm.  DH found a convenience store at the marina and they were selling bottles of local beer for $1 each.  Back in December, we had a few pesos left over from our trip to Puerto Vallarta.  Rather than trying to exchange them back for USD and losing money in the process, I stashed them away with plans to spend them on this cruise, knowing we had 2 ports in Mexico.  We hadn’t had a chance to spend them yet, and we knew that beer would cost more money if we bought it at the cruise port, so this seemed like a good way to spend our pesos.  We bought a few bottles, and found a taxi to take us back to the port.  DH wanted to walk back to save some money, but I was starving and wanted to get back ASAP to eat lunch (and we had to drink those beers before we could board the ship so if DH wants his beers, then I get my taxi!)

Back at the port area, we found a bench in the shade to drink our beers while people watching and using the free wifi.  While I did have access to my social media sites on the ship, I couldn’t read my emails so I did still need to use this free wifi at the port, at least for a few minutes!

They really did a nice job at decorating this cruise port, with tons of palm trees and wide sidewalks to handle the thousands of cruise ship passengers who visit here every day.

I wish I had seen this sign when we first arrived this morning because it would have made for a great photo with us in it.  By now, I looked like a drowned rat with my hair falling out of my braids and a slight sunburn on my face, so there was no chance I was posing for a photo! Haha 

After we had our fill of beer and email, we made the long trek through the cruise port, through the duty free shops, and down the long pier to reboard the Dream for the final time on this cruise.

At some point after we had left for our tour, the Carnival Vista docked next to us, creating a cruise ship canyon.  I wonder how many people accidentally tried to get on the wrong ship!

This whole week, I had been meaning to try out the meatball sandwich from the deli.  Now was my chance, and OMG it was totally worth the wait!  I’m not sure if it was because I was famished (it was now nearly 3pm) or because I still had salty ocean coating my mouth, but this sandwich was seriously delicious.

In case you were curious about what’s inside… there were 4 meatballs and a generous amount of provolone and ricotta cheese, with just the right amount of marina sauce to give it flavor but not make it all drippy and messy.

The buffet was closing soon, so I made sure to get to the desserts section before they cleared away all the yummy cakes.  Today, I tried the chocolate vanilla marble cake.  It was moist and sweet, with a good proportion of cake to frosting.

After lunch, I took a few minutes to walk around the outer decks and take photos of the port and the other cruise ships.  It was such a beautiful day, with the sun shining on the water to light it up to a beautiful electric turquoise color, and bright white puffy clouds dotting the sky like cotton balls.  We were incredibly lucky with our weather on this cruise, with bright sunny days in all 4 ports.

RCCL Harmony of the Seas docked at the other cruise port

 Puerta Maya Cruise Terminal

Lido deck wasn’t too crowded at this hour

Checking out the Carnival Vista

The Regal Princess was also docked near us

Lots of people walking back towards the ships

After that, I met back up with DH because we had one more mission to accomplish today… riding the water slide!  There have not been any water slides on my last 3 cruise ships, so I was very much looking forward to using the slide on the Dream.  This seemed like the perfect opportunity to accomplish that mission, while I was already in a wet bathing suit and the ship was still docked so it wouldn’t be too windy when I climbed up all the stairs to the top of the slide. 

Added perk: you get some great views from the top of the slide!

You can actually see parts of all 6 waterslides from this view (2 kiddie slides side by side, the giant twister slide, 2 medium racing slides side by side, and the drain pipe slide)

When we got up to the top, there were three or four kids on line ahead of us and a life guard watching to make sure the previous person exited the slide before the next person started.  I can only imagine what would happen if someone got stuck in the slide for some reason and then a second person came shooting down the tube and slammed into them!

Here goes nothing!

DH had gone down the slide yesterday while I was in the shower so he warned me to hold my nose when it got lighter inside the tube because that meant I was almost at the end and there’s a lot of water down there that can go up your nose.  He also gave me a pointer on technique that he figured out when he was a kid… if you minimize the amount of skin you have touching the tube then you will go faster.  He told me to press my heels and shoulders down onto the tube and to lift my butt up, and that would make me go faster.  Sure enough, that totally worked and I was flying when I went down the slide! 

I sent him down the slide first with my camera so he could take a photo for me.

What a rush!  I know these slides are more geared for children, but it was a lot of fun for me as an adult too!  With that mission accomplished, I went back to the cabin to get ready for the evening while DH went to the casino bar for happy hour.  I had read a few posts before the cruise with people asking about this elusive happy hour and wanting to know when it is held.  Some people said it was only on embarkation day, but at least on our sailing, they had it on a few of the port days too!  It always included the same list of drinks, and was always limited to the Casino Bar.  If you read your Fun Times carefully, they mention it there so you can plan accordingly.

When I got back to the cabin, this little guy was hanging out off the foot of the bed…

Hmm, something looks a little funny here…

Oh, look! There is a notice on the bed…

Ooooh, okay, that’s what looked funny!  I guess it’s a good thing they wash the dust ruffles, but we never saw it again so I guess they don’t put it back on the beds until turn around day in New Orleans.  It seems a little weird that we only get our dust ruffle for 5 of the 7 days on our cruise.  Does this happen on every cruise?  Or do they just usually not clean them and we happened to be here for the random week that our cabin was due for a dust ruffle washing?  Not a big deal, just something I never considered before.

Time for dinner!

Vegetable Spring Rolls

Seared Tuna (honestly, this was more like well-done tuna, but close enough!)

Veal Parmesan

Dessert Menu

Apple Pie

Funny side story… Remember the girl on our tender yesterday in Belize?  The one who accidentally boarded the FTTF tender instead of meeting her Carnival excursion group in the theater as directed on her ticket?  DH and I had been wondering what happened to her and if she was able to meet up with her group or not.  Just as we were finishing dinner, I noticed that she was sitting two tables over from us!  She was at one of the big tables in Prudence’s section who only showed up for dinner on the first formal night, but never again, so we didn’t realize who she was yesterday on the tender.  After we finished eating, we went over to her and her friend (they were the only two people sitting at the large 10 or 12 person table, but I think they were traveling with a large group and everyone else skipped dinner tonight).  They thought it was funny when we told her we were seated two tables over from her (what are the chances?!), and she said she did meet up with her group yesterday and enjoyed her ATV excursion.  On a ship of nearly 4,000 passengers, sometimes it’s funny how small the ship can feel when you run into new friends randomly.

Prudence and her team did a wonderful job of getting us out of dinner in under an hour, so we were able to make the 7:30pm show in the Encore! Theater.  We went into tonight’s final production show with trepidation considering how we felt about the prior 3 shows on this cruise.  The show was called America Rocks, and featured rock and roll songs through the decades.  Sometimes it is best to come in with low expectations because this was by far the best show of the whole cruise!  In addition to the core cast of 8 singers and dancers that performed in the other shows, they brought in Machine Company, the band who performs around the ship at night.  This meant we saw extremely talented musicians playing live on stage, and the lead singer sang for some of the songs alongside the Playlist Productions cast.  I wish they could have incorporated these guys into all of the other shows because it made a huge difference!

Apologies again for the blurry photos, but blurry photos are better than no photos, right?  We were happy to get our favorite seats with unobstructed views in the front row of the balcony.

I don’t remember what most of the songs were, but I do know that this was for Hotel California (we got a kick out of that song choice since we live there!)

They had everyone out on stage for the finale song, so you can tell there were a lot more people in this song compared to the other 3 shows.

The best part about seeing the earlier of the two production shows was that when it ended, it was only around 8:15pm so we had plenty of time to enjoy the rest of the nightlife on the ship.  They were doing karaoke in The Song lounge so we headed back that way hoping that DH could participate.  He loves karaoke and hadn’t gotten to try it out yet on this cruise, but when we got to the lounge, the host said it was over an hour wait.  That wouldn’t work because we wanted to catch the 9:30pm comedy show, so we decided to just hang out and watch the other people perform.  The Song lounge is kind of small for a popular event like karaoke, so it was standing room only by the time we arrived and we had to stand in the back.  To be fair, the event did start at 8pm so I imagine people who weren’t watching America Rocks at 7:30 could come back here, get their names on the list to perform, and have their choice of seats. 

At a little after 9pm, we went next door to the Burgundy Lounge to get seats for the 9:30pm adults-only comedy show.  It was already quite crowded by then, but we were able to find seats together.  The comedy club host came on the microphone around 9:15 to ask people not to save seats because it was already standing room only, but I don’t know how well she could enforce that if someone is saving a seat while their spouse/friend/etc. was in the restroom or at the bar or whatever.  I can see not wanting people to save an entire row of seats but no one was really doing that, and you can’t expect people not to save one seat for the person they are watching the show with. 

Tonight’s comedian was Jersey.  I did not really care for his act because he was just shouting out profanities for shock value and hoping to get a reaction, but he didn’t really have much content and the content he did have was not very funny.  Oh well, you can’t win them all!

After that, we finished out the night at the piano bar.  We spent at least a few minutes in the piano bar every night, and we were almost always able to get a seat right at the bar.  I need to make one complaint about Zack… he only played song requests when they included tip money!  I understand that in a piano bar on land, the performers work for tips, but we are on a cruise ship and we are already paying a lot of money per night to be here, so it shouldn’t be required to tip him on every single song request just to get him to play our song.  We submitted requests nearly every night and he did not even acknowledge them (except for one time when we requested a song and he just said he doesn’t know it and tossed our request paper aside.  The song was We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel which is a fairly easy song since it just keeps repeating the same melody over and over again, and we even told him not to worry about the lyrics because we know them by heart and would help him out!)  At the beginning of the week, we figured he gets tips from enough people that he doesn’t need to play requests that don’t include tips and we might have more luck at the end of the week.  Nope!  He didn’t play our requests then either.  You might be thinking, “well why not tip him if you want to hear your song that badly?” and we did consider that, but it got to a point where we were doing an experiment to see if he would ever play our song without money attached.  Sure enough, that never happened.  On our other cruises with a piano bar, our requests were always played with or without a tip attached, and on Paul Gauguin, the performer (Alex) went so far as to learn a song overnight when DH requested something he didn’t know (City of Stars from La La Land).  Now THAT was good service!

Ok, I’ll step down off my soap box now.  I just wanted to share that with you.

Step Tracker Daily Total:  11,862 steps; 4.79 miles; 11 flights of stairs (I definitely climbed way more flights than that because I couldn’t wear my fitbit on the water slide and you need to climb A LOT of stairs to reach the top of the slide… oh well!)

Thursday, March 14, 2019 ~ Belize City, Belize

Fun Fact:  Belize is the only country in Central America where the official language English. 

For several years, I have been reading about how Belize is said to have the best snorkeling reef in the Caribbean, so it has been on my bucket list to experience it for myself.  When I started researching ideas of what we could do with our time here, there was no question that it needed to include snorkeling.  Belize is a tender port and is known for having one of the longest distances to go between the ship and the tender dock, with most people reporting the ride took them around 30 minutes.  When we originally booked the cruise, we didn’t have FTTF yet (in fact, it wasn’t available for purchase until 7 weeks before the cruise… long after I would have needed to book a tour for today if I didn’t want to risk my tour of choice being sold out!), so I was a bit nervous about booking a tour through a private vendor because we would not have priority access to the tenders.  I have read horror stories about people not getting off the ship until after 10am due to crazy long lines for the tenders, or on some ships where they distribute tender tickets, you need to be on line very early in the morning to get a good ticket number.  Anyway, given my desire to avoid all of that drama, I actually considered booking an excursion for Belize through Carnival.  I know, that’s unheard of, right??  I usually avoid ship excursions at all costs because they tend to be more expensive, more crowded, and let you spend less time at the attractions as compared to private tours, and snorkeling excursions through the ship are notorious for being over protective and not letting you go out and do your own thing.  Despite this, I was still curious as to what options were available through Carnival because some of their tours left directly from the ship, saving an hour or more on the round trip tender rides, and then I wouldn’t have to worry about the tender at all so no stress and no lining up crazy early for tender tickets.  I found a tour which seemed interesting called Sharks, Rays, Barrier Reef Snorkel, and Island Escape.  The tour takes 5 hours, starting with a 45 minute ride by boat out to the coral reef to go snorkeling, then to a sandbar called Shark/Ray Alley to swim with nurse sharks and stingrays, then to a little island called Caye Caulker where you could buy lunch or explore on your own for an hour or so before the 45 minute ride back to the ship.  Carnival was charging $99 per person for this tour, which actually sounded reasonable considering how much was included in the itinerary.  I was very close to booking the tour, but I just kept having this nagging voice in my head, reminding me about how people always complain about ship excursions and did I really want to take that risk at a port which was so important to us?

Giving into my apprehension, I started to research private tour companies to see what other options I had.  There were several companies offering tours that sounded incredible, with small boats taking you snorkeling at some of the best parts of the reef, but those tours seemed better suited for people visiting Belize on a land vacation.  You needed to be at their offices on Caye Caulker very early in the morning and that was not possible for us coming from a cruise ship in Belize City.  One of the tours even has you take an airplane to get out to their office, but that sounded very risky because we wouldn’t know the details of tendering until that day and if we missed our flight, we would also miss out on the entire tour!  That sounded like more stress than I could handle, especially considering this was 7 days into our vacation and I’d probably be worried about missing the flight and not enjoying my time on vacation.

I was about to give up and just book with Carnival when I discovered Coral Breeze.  They offered a tour that sounded identical to Carnival’s itinerary, but with the benefit of a smaller group on a smaller boat, and this tour only cost $75 per person.  Their website was very helpful in answering all of my questions, including the biggest question: how to handle the time difference.  I think this may be the first time I have ever been in a port where ship time and local time were different!  On all of my prior cruises, either the ship changed its clocks to match local time at each port (Celebrity does this, as did the Carnival Sunshine when I cruised in the Mediterranean), or the embarkation city had the same time zone as all of the ports (as with my cruises out of Puerto Rico and Tahiti).  Luckily, the Coral Breeze website does a great job at understanding how to convert ship time to port time, even detailing the difference between ships leaving from Eastern vs. Central time zone in the US and between when Daylight Savings Time starts and ends.  We got lucky for the other ports on this cruise because Mexico and Roatan did not change their clocks as we did on Sunday, so we ended up being on the same time as them, but for Belize, ship time was one hour ahead of local time.  When I booked the tour on their website, they required a $12.50 per person deposit, and the rest could be paid in cash on the day of the tour.  Skip ahead to 7 weeks before the cruise when FTTF finally opened up, I breathed a huge sigh of relief knowing that we wouldn’t have any problems meeting up with our guides in Belize.  The instructions that Coral Breeze emailed me said we had to meet at 10am ship time at the pier at Terminal 4 (the tenders go to Terminal 2, so it’s close by), so we would have had a little wiggle room and not needed to be on the very first tender to get there on time, but it was a whole lot less stressful when we knew for sure that we could take the first tender if we wanted to.

Today’s Fun Times

In case you were wondering, here is the tendering information for people who don’t have priority access

Waking up this morning, we could tell that we had arrived near Belize from the ship map on our TV set.

You would never know it based on the view out our window!  There was nothing but water, as far as we could see.

We got dressed, slathered on a ton of sunscreen, packed up our day bags, and went upstairs to Lido in search of burritos.  When we stepped outside from the mid-ship elevators, we were greeted by tons of towel animals!  I had read somewhere that Carnival does this on the last port day of the cruise, but we were due to arrive at Cozumel at 7am tomorrow so maybe they did it today instead to have a little more time to complete all the animals?  Who knows!  Either way, it made me smile!  Unfortunately, it was verrrrry windy today so a lot of the animals were decapitated because the wind blew off their heads!  Oops!

Once again, there was hardly anyone in line for the breakfast burritos at Blue Iguana.  The lines for the regular breakfast buffet and the omelet stations were always super long, so I’m not sure if people didn’t know about the burritos or didn’t like them or what, but I wasn’t complaining! 

After breakfast, we went down to the mid-ship entrance to the MDR for our priority tender access.  There were already about 100 people sitting at tables in the MDR and we were instructed to join them as the ship had not been cleared yet.  While we were sitting there, one of the crew members came around to each table to make sure we had FTTF and were NOT booked a Carnival shore excursion.  Those people who were booked on Carnival excursions were instructed to go to the meeting place listed on their tickets so they could leave the ship with their tour group and they were not supposed to make use of the FTTF priority tenders.

At around 8:10am, they escorted us down the stairs so we could board a tender which was specifically designated for people with priority access.  Remember all of that wind up on Lido deck causing mass decapitation of towel animals?  Well that same wind was wreaking havoc on the tender boat and it was bopping up and down in the waves like crazy!  They had two guys on the ship and another two guys on the tender to assist passengers safely as they transferred between the two boats. 

Funny little side story… While we were sitting on the tender waiting for everyone to board, the girl sitting next to us started freaking out.  Long story short, she booked an excursion through Carnival and the tickets said she should meet in the theater.  All of her friends were in the theater and texting her through the Carnival Hub app that they were waiting for her and why wasn’t she there yet?  She told them she was already on a tender, and they said she shouldn’t be on the tender yet!  We finally figured out that she missed the announcements that people with FTTF who booked excursions through Carnival should not take the priority FTTF tender because they had to go to the meeting place printed on their excursion tickets.  She tried asking the crew members who helped us to board the tender if she could get off to meet her group in the theater, but they told her to just stay on this tender because her excursion group would end up exiting their tender on the same dock as us, but we would get there first so she could meet up with them when they arrived.  We told her to make sure to communicate that with her friends ASAP because once our tender pulled away, she would probably lose access to the Hub app and have no way to communicate with her friends!  We also wanted to make sure her friends knew not to wait for her and to just go with their group when their excursion was called.  I can only imagine how stressful this whole experience was for the girl on our tender, so learn a lesson from her… read your excursion tickets carefully if you book a Carnival excursion!!!

It took white a while to load up the whole tender, but we finally pulled away at exactly 8:30am.  I was happy that we were able to find seats on the lower level so we could hide in the shade because the upper level was completely exposed to the sun.

Holy moly!  It was sooooo rocky as we first sailed away from the Dream.  I honestly thought they were going to turn the tender back around and abort the whole thing for fear of our tender tipping over.  Luckily, that did not happen and once we got a little further away from the Dream, the water was less choppy and we felt safer.

One of the (only) benefits of a tender port is getting a pretty view of the ship while we sail away!

The tender pulled up to the dock in Belize City at 8:50am, so it was a 20 minute ride, even in those rocky conditions.  We wished our new friend good luck in finding her tour group as we exited the tender.  The instructions from Coral Breeze said that our tender would arrive in Terminal 2 and we should walk over to Terminal 4 to meet our guide.  The walk was very short, but we needed to be careful not to get mixed up with the people exiting the cruise port area.  We got to our meeting place just before 9am and checked in with the Coral Breeze representative who was standing there.  He said to come back in 40 minutes to get fitted for flippers, and that there were restrooms and free wifi if we wanted to go wait in the shopping mall just a few steps away.  Looking back, I regret that I forgot to ask where the giant BELIZE sign was located because this would have been the perfect chance to take a photo with that sign.  I never did find the sign, but I have a feeling it was to the right when exiting the tender and we missed it because we went left towards Terminal 4.  Oh well! 

Just a warning… while it was probably smart of us to use the bathrooms at the port shopping mall because we wouldn’t have bathroom access again for a while, those bathrooms were surprisingly messy considering how early it was in the morning!  We had equally disgusting experiences for both the men’s and the women’s bathroom.  You have been warned!

We returned to the meeting spot at 9:40am and at first, the guides didn’t know where to send us.  One guide told us to go with this big group of 30 people, and at first, I obliged, but then I thought to second guess it.  Sure enough, that was a group who booked directly through Carnival and we did not belong on that boat.  The guide sent me to speak with the lady who was in charge, and I pointed out our name on her master list so she could figure out which group we were with.  I was under the impression that we booked our tour directly through Coral Breeze, and that everyone else on the tour boat with us would have booked the same way.  When we finally did get split up into the right groups, we were on a boat with about 10 other people, including a family of 6 people who we were wearing Carnival excursion stickers.  I meant to ask them about it later in the day, but I never got the chance.  I have to wonder if they booked that Carnival excursion that I saw online which cost $25 per person more than booking directly through Coral Breeze’s website?  The other group was a family of 4 with two young children (perhaps 4 and 9 years old??), which seemed a bit odd considering we would be snorkeling out in open water and this didn’t seem like an appropriate excursion for a child that young. 

They led us out to a pier where they had a bunch of flippers lined up so we could try them on and find our size, then they helped us load up onto the speed boat.  Our boat for today was probably big enough to fit 20 people, so we had some space to spread out with only 12 of us on the tour.  We had 3 guides on the boat with us, with Beto being the lead guide, Rocky was the assistant, and there was a third guide but I never heard his name (he was the one who stayed on the boat while we were in the water in case people didn’t want to swim or came back early).  They told us to get comfortable because we had about 45 minutes to go before arriving at our first stop, and we left the dock at exactly 10am (ship time).

Ready for a fun day in Belize!  Note that we’re both wearing long sleeve rash guards… those things are life savers on all day boat tours like this where there is basically no shade for the entire day!

I think these were the boats they used as tenders to/from the Dream

We spent the next 30 minutes speeding through the water and holding onto the benches on the boat for dear life.  Speed boats are always a bit rough and uncomfortable when traveling at full speed towards a destination that is far away, but it was even worse today given all of the wind.  We’ve taken enough tours like this that I was prepared for it, but I still view these longer rides as a necessary evil to get to the good part of the excursion haha

I will say that the scenery was beautiful!  The water was a light shade of aqua, and we passed by lots of little islands filled with lush green palm trees.

Finally, we reached our first little “stop” at 10:30am… the mangroves.  The reason I put “stop” in quotes was that we were literally here for 3 minutes lol 

The guides slowed down the boat to a crawl and they talked about a few of the animals we might see here, but we didn’t actually see any animals and we once we exited the mangroves, we went right back to speeding along through the water.

Finally, at 11am, we arrived at Caye Caulker.

Beto explained that we would tie up at the dock here for about 10 minutes so we could order food for lunch if we wanted to eat at this restaurant.  They would have the food ready for us when we returned in 2 hours to save us time and give us more time to explore Caye Caulker.  DH and I usually eat a big enough breakfast that we can skip lunch in port and we just eat a late lunch or a snack to hold us over until dinner.  Yesterday, that kind of back-fired and ruined my appetite for dinner, so we decided to order a grilled chicken breast sandwich to share.  We weren’t sure how hungry we would be in 2 hours, if at all, but we figured sharing the sandwich would work out well and one of us would probably be hungry enough to eat it.

This is the restaurant where Beto recommended for us to eat lunch… The Magic Grill

The sandwich we ordered cost $8 USD, and the waitress told us we could pay for it after we ate. 

Once everyone placed their orders, we got back on the speed boat for a quick trip over to the coral reef for some snorkeling.  I wish I thought to take a photo of how it looked when we arrived because OMG it was crowded!  There were several other tour boats anchored in the same area, and some of those boats must have had 50 people on their tours because they were super packed!  Beto split our boat into two groups… the family of 6 went with Rocky, and DH and I were going to stay with Beto with the family of 4 with those two young kids.  The water looked very choppy, probably because it was still windy plus there was a strong current.  Beto said we would swim out away from the boat along the reef for about 20 minutes, then turn around and let the current push us back to the boat. 

My notes say we finally jumped in the water at 11:55am, so 4 hours after boarding the tender, we were finally getting to snorkel here in Belize!  Once we were all in the water, I could see that Beto was holding onto that little boy and swimming with him in his arms.  Honestly, this really bothered me.  As I suspected, that boy was not able to safely swim for himself so he needed a lot of extra attention from our guides, and that meant that DH and I had a lesser experience.  I had read tons of reviews about this specific tour both through Coral Breeze and through other tour vendors, and most of them talk about how wonderful their guides were at diving down to pull up interesting animals and pointing out things to see.  We did not experience this at all because 100% of Beto’s attention was focused on that little boy.  If that family knew their son was not a strong enough swimmer to participate on his own, they should have paid for a private tour where the guide could focus on them and the needs of their family.  Instead, they were put on our group tour which meant that DH and I did not receive the experience we paid for.  I really wish I had ignored Beto’s instructions and stuck with Rocky and the family of 6 because at least they were all adults and could swim for themselves, so Rocky had his hands free to give them a great tour.  I guess it just comes down to luck of the draw as to who is on a group tour with you, but this was very disappointing considering how much research I did to find the perfect tour for us and how much I was looking forward to experiencing the snorkeling in Belize.

On top of that, with all of those people snorkeling in the same spot, it was extremely difficult to stay together as a group.  At one point, DH was swimming behind me and then he got separated from us and he blended into a different group.  He couldn’t figure out where we were and it was very stressful because once you get separated from your guide in that situation, you have no way to know where your boat is and you start to panic.  Luckily, he did eventually find us again, but it was a bit frantic for a while and I’m sure that Beto would have done a better job of keeping us together if he didn’t have all of his energy focused on towing that little boy.  Ugh!  Sorry for the rant, it was just so frustrating!

With all of that said, the reef was impressive and it was worth the struggle and time it took to get here.  It was very similar to the snorkeling we did off the beach yesterday in Roatan and there was a ton of coral, but I think a lot of it looked bleached out and dead.  When I am snorkeling, I love to linger and give the fish a chance to peek out of the rocks.  That was totally impossible in this situation as I had to keep up with Beto to avoid getting lost in the water, and the conditions were so rough that I really couldn’t stop swimming and safely stay afloat.  I also always try to swim with the sun behind me to get the best possible photos, but that was a lost cause in this situation.  These were the best of the photos I took, but I had to delete a lot of them because they weren’t very good.

I liked seeing the purple coral as that’s a rare find

I’m pretty sure there’s an anemone down there but we were moving so fast that I couldn’t really check it out

At one point, the coral was very close to the surface of the water.  It wasn’t as scary as yesterday when I thought I would bump into it, but it was still too close for comfort.  I think this was around the point when we turned back towards our boat.

This was my favorite photo from today… my eye went right to the blue and yellow fish, but it wasn’t until I got home and saw the photo on my computer that I saw the bigger fish swimming up from between the coral!

Honestly, I’ll give this snorkeling experience a solid B+.  While we saw a high volume of coral, I expected to see much more vibrant colors.  I also expected to see many more fish than we saw as there were really very few fish, and like I mentioned, if there was anything else worth seeing that I missed (which I’m sure there was), our guide did not point anything out to us.  I think our boat went to this particular reef because of its close proximity to Caye Caulker, but I wish we could have gone somewhere else, even if it was just a few minutes further away, so we weren’t at the same place as all the other boats.  I don’t know… I’ve just heard such amazing things about the reefs in Belize so I had very high expectations.  Maybe I’m jaded, but I don’t think those expectations were met.

Swimming back to our boat was quite chaotic.  We had no idea which boat was ours because all of the boats look the same when you are in the water.  When we finally found our boat, we had to swim against the current to get there so it took all of our energy.  By the time I climbed back onto the boat, all I wanted to do was take a nap! Haha

Like it or not, there’s no rest for the tourist because now it was time for Shark/Ray Alley.  We went about 5 minutes across the water to a sandbar that was supposed to be shallow enough for us to stand so we could play with the nurse sharks and stingrays.  As we pulled up, we could see the sharks circling around the boat next to us.

When I jumped back in the water, I realized that the water was too deep for me to stand.  Not only that, but the current was really rough and kept pushing me further and further from our boat.  If I was able to stand, then I would have anchored myself and it would have been okay, but since I was forced to float, it felt like I was swimming in one of those endless spa pools you see on TV lol 

I pulled on my snorkel mask and ducked under water to see about 10 stingrays swimming all around us! 

Even though this is not the first time I have swam with stingrays (or sharks, for that matter!), I still find it thrilling!  I know these animals are used to having humans in the water and it is unlikely that anything bad will happen, but there is always that tiny part of me that starts to over think the situation and worry that they might hurt me.  Don’t worry, that didn’t happen, and I lived to tell the tale (and share the experience with you!)

When we were in French Polynesia, we swam with black tipped reef sharks and lemon sharks.  Today, we swam with nurse sharks, so it’s another animal to add the mental checklist I have of amazing life experiences!

It’s just so mesmerizing to watch these graceful animals swim along the floor of the ocean

Crazy as it may seem, I took all of those photos in under 3 minutes!  It was so completely exhausting to swim against the current, and I kept drifting further and further away from the boat.  I started to panic that I wouldn’t be able to swim back to the boat, so I decided I had seen enough of the sharks and stingrays and I used all of my strength to swim back to the boat.  Just as I reached the ladder, Beto was helping the little boy get in the water.  I let them get in the water, then climbed back on the boat and collapsed onto one of the benches.  The third guide asked what was wrong, so I told him the current was too much for me and I had to give up.  He said “Why didn’t you hold onto the buoy attached to the rope at the back of the boat?”  Ummmm, what buoy?!?  No one told me there would be a buoy!  Well it turns out that Beto was so busy helping the little boy that he didn’t throw the buoy out into the water until after I was back on the boat!  Once again, that little boy got all of our guide’s attention at our expense.  Maybe he could have made sure the rest of the people paying to be on this tour were taken care of before he devoted all of his time to that child??  That family really should have booked a private tour.  Whatever, I was kind of over it at that point and didn’t have the energy to get back in the water.  The third guide (I really wish I could remember his name!!) was awesome.  He chatted with me while everyone else was still in the water, telling me about the sharks and the stingrays, and a little about his life in Belize.

There were a few birds circling the tour boats, trying to snag some of the fish used to bait the sharks and rays

Sorry for the water spots on my lens!  You can see the floating buoy here, and yes, that would have made my life much easier if it was in the water before they let any of us jump in!

Not long after that, people started to return to the boat and Rocky broke out a cooler of rum punch.  Honestly, I was still so tired from fighting the current that I didn’t feel like drinking at that moment, but I took some and shared the rest with DH.  The ride back to Caye Caulker took about 10 minutes, and I was looking forward to spending some time on solid land.  I am sad to say that my experiences snorkeling in Belize were disappointing.  As cool as it was to be in the water with so many sharks and stingrays, the high winds and rough currents made it challenging to really enjoy the experience.  The mother in the family of 6 said she had taken this same tour on a cruise in January and they had perfect weather with no wind at all.  She said that made a huge difference and she had a much better experience that day than she had today.  Such is life, I guess!

Back at Caye Caulker, Beto said we had an hour and a half until we needed to come back to the boat, so we walked back to the restaurant to let the waitress know we were ready for our lunch.  Sure enough, our sandwich was ready so she told us to take a seat and she would bring it to our table.

Lunch with a beautiful view

The sandwich was plain (that’s what we expected given it was just a grilled chicken breast lol), but it was tasty and the fries were great.  We were both glad we only got one sandwich because neither of us was hungry enough to eat a whole meal, but this was the perfect light lunch.

The restaurant has this two-story structure with dangling tables and chairs that swing on ropes.  It looked like a fun place to sit but we opted to sit inside to be in the shade.

After lunch, we walked around the island a little bit.  I wish Beto had told us where to go because we just kind of wandered around aimlessly.  I’m not sure if there was more to see that we missed out on, but what we did see was very pretty.  The island has a relaxed, beachy vibe, and I’m pretty sure there are no cars on the island so everyone either walks or rides golf carts or bicycles.

Not knowing exactly where we were going, we turned left down one of the side streets. 

At the next intersection, we saw this mini market…

We walked inside looking for some local beer, and discovered Belikin beer.  We planned to take it back to the beach to drink there, but the store clerk said it would be okay to drink it as we walked around the island.  Gotta love the laid back Caribbean way of life!

Cheers!

We still had 45 minutes until we had to be back at the boat so we walked around a little bit, then went back to the Magic Grill and sat in the adirondak swinging chairs out front.  At 2:30pm, Beto gathered us up and we got back on the boat for the long ride back to Belize City.

This was our boat for today’s tour

The ride back was just as scenic as the ride this morning.  I love when the water is nearly the same shade as the sky, and just look at all of those palm trees!

Finally, we saw the Dream anchored off in the distance and knew we must be getting close to the end of our ride.

According to my notes, we arrived back at the dock at Terminal 4 at 3:23pm.  As we were pulling up, we could see them loading passengers onto the next tender.  This morning when we were on the tender, they said the return tenders would leave every half hour, on the hour, so we really wanted to make this 3:30pm tender.  As soon as the boat was tied to the dock, we hopped off, said a quick thank you to the guides, and booked it as fast as possible to Terminal 2.  Incredibly, not only did we make it in time, but we managed to get a seat on the lower level in the shade!  We were really happy knowing that we wouldn’t have to wait 30 minutes for the next tender because we were tired and really just wanted to get back on the Dream ASAP.

Just some final thoughts about our day with Coral Breeze… I am kind of torn about how I feel about this tour.  I know some people don’t like Belize and opt to stay on the ship instead of exploring this port.  I think that would be a mistake considering how beautiful it is, from the bright blue water to the lush green palm trees to the soft white sand.  I can’t speak to how things look on the main land, but there is no question of the natural beauty on the outer islands.  My research told me that the coral reef in Belize is the best in the Caribbean, but I honestly can’t say that I agree with that.  I already expressed my disappointment in our experience snorkeling at the reef.  I’m not sure if Coral Breeze just took us to a bad spot, and maybe there was better snorkeling at a different spot along the reef?  Or maybe we just had unlucky circumstances in having a young child in our group who demanded all of the guide’s attention?  Or maybe the rough seas and strong winds and currents in the water hampered our experience?  Whatever the case, I did not think what we saw could be classified as “the best in the Caribbean” and it leaves me wanting to return to Belize and go somewhere else to see if we can find something better!  In terms of our experience at Shark/Ray Alley, I did enjoy my time in the water with the animals, however limited that time turned out to be, but I think the guides could have done more to enhance my experience there.  Part of the reason I opt to book tours with private vendors and not through the cruise line is to have more individualized attention from the guides, and I just do not think I had that treatment from these guides with Coral Breeze.  Would I book this tour again?  Unfortunately, probably not.  For a tour that lasted nearly 6 hours, I spent less than 1 hour in the water.  I don’t think that is enough bang for my buck to warrant repeating this tour.  If I am lucky enough to return to Belize, I will probably seek out a different snorkeling experience at a different location if that is possible, or maybe even a discover scuba diving course if it is available.  Hmmm… honey… do you want to book another cruise????? Haha just kidding!

The tender ride back to the Dream took 30 minutes, but I think we had to wait a few minutes for the prior tender to offload passengers before we could get off.  When we were eventually tied up and it looked like people were starting to get off, we realized that although we boarded on the lower level, we needed to get off on the upper level of the tender.  That meant we were the last people to get off the boat.  Oh well, at least we made it onto this boat and would still get back to the cabin earlier than had we taken the tender 30 minutes later, right?  Once again, I was very appreciative of our Deck 1 cabin as we could quickly walk up the flight of stairs and avoid waiting for the elevator with everyone else.

This little frog greeted us when we got back to our cabin.

Strange enough, tonight was formal night again!  With 4 port days in a row on a 7 day cruise, I suppose it’s not that surprising that one of the formal nights needs to be on a port day.  I guess it does make sense to do it today as this was the earliest all aboard time of all our ports with the last tender leaving shore at 4:15pm.  While I showered and started the long process of blowing out my hair, DH went to the bar for a drink since he didn’t need that much time to get ready.  When he returned to the cabin, he was holding not one, but TWO buckets of beer!  Ummmm, honey, what do you have there??  He said the casino bar was having the same happy hour deal that they had on embarkation day so he stocked up on some beers for us for the rest of the cruise!  I knew that Carnival did the embarkation day happy hour but it was great to hear they offered the same deal later during the cruise too. 

We both got dressed and headed up to the MDR for dinner.  Here is tonight’s menu…

Setting up for another beautiful sunset during dinner

Stuffed Mushrooms

Romaine Caesar Salad (I ordered this nearly every night, and it was always delicious!)

Filet Mignon

Dessert Menu

Carnival Melting Chocolate Cake

Cheese Plate

I usually like to take photos before dinner on formal night.  If we are going to take the effort to dress up, it’s nice to document the occasion and take some photos (on my personal camera, not with the ship photographers).  With trying to get to dinner by 6pm, we didn’t have time for photos before dinner tonight so we did our best to keep our clothes clean while we ate so we could take photos afterwards. 

Mission accomplished!

We still had some time before the Playlist Productions show started, and our favorite couch was available on Deck 4 overlooking the lobby, so we took a seat and listened to the strings trio Kudos Strings.  I was very impressed with this group!  They found a way to make strings appealing to a mass audience by playing unique arrangements of pop songs, so it was fun to try to name that tune as we placed what song they were playing.

Tonight’s production show was called Flick and featured songs from movies.  Most of the big songs featured in movies are ballads, so this had the potential to be very demanding on the singers who have already proven to have questionable singing voices.  We went in with high hopes and were pleasantly surprised.  Perhaps it was just better song choice for the person singing each song, but the cast did a good job with this show. 

My favorite song was actually the very first song of the show… Skyfall by Adele.  Not only did the singer do a great job, but they had a really cool effect for the staging with this piece of fabric magically dancing around on the stage behind the singer.  I think they controlled it with the fans on the perimeter of that platform, but it made a cool visual (and somehow it never managed to fall on top of her while she was singing haha)

I don’t remember what other specific songs they sang, but here are some photos from the show…

After the show, we went upstairs to the Lido buffet for a quick snack, and then went back to the cabin to repack our day bags.  We had another early wake up time tomorrow for our final port in Cozumel!

Step Tracker Daily Total:  12,956 steps; 5.23 miles; 9 flights of stairs

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