December 13, 2012
Thursday in St. Lucia
Thursday was our day in St. Lucia. We had pre-arranged a full-day excursion with Cosol Tours for $65 per person, so after breakfast on Lido, we left the ship as soon as we were cleared and met Cosol by 8:15am. He assigned us to a van with 10 passengers total, and our driver/guide for the day was Bernard (but everyone calls him “Fat Man”). The van was clean and air conditioned, and we had a little wiggle room because there were only 10 of us in the 15-person van. As we drove around the island, Fat Man occasionally spoke up and told us what we were looking at. He made a few stops along the way and gave us some time to take photos:
Notice the rock formation on top of the mountains? It’s supposed to look like a woman laying down:

where Pirates of the Caribbean was filmed:

The famous Pitons:

We stopped at a scenic overlook that also had a small store selling spices, bottles of alcohol, and a bunch of varieties of hot sauce and banana ketchup:



Our next stop was at the banana plantation. Fat Man explained how the banana tree grows and gave out some samples of the bananas.

Then we got back in the van and drove to another scenic overlook that had a bathroom we could use (but they charged $1 to use it)

Up next, all of the vans touring with Cosol met up at a house for breakfast. They had a huge spread with tons of different sweet and savory foods to try, and they also had rum punch, beer, water, and soda available. I tried a taste of almost everything, and as expected, I enjoyed some of the foods better than others! They also had free bathrooms to use (but the toilets didn’t flush- yuck!)

After breakfast, we headed off to the drive-in volcano. We could smell the sulphur even from inside the van! We got out of the van and a separate tour guide took us around the property and told us lots of information about it. We only stayed there for about 15 minutes, but that was more than enough because the sulphur smell starts to get to you after a while! There were clean restrooms to use here too, which came in handy after drinking all that free beer at breakfast!

After the volcano, it was time to go snorkeling between the pitons! We got into a small water taxi and rode for about 5 minutes to get to a small beach located between the pitons.
Here is what the water taxis looked like:

View of the Pitons in the background!

The guides told us we could have 1 hour to spend at the beach before he would come back and get us with the water taxi. From the dock, he said the lounge chairs towards the left were free for us to use, but that the chairs towards the right were reserved for people staying at the resort. All of the beaches in St. Lucia are public land, so there was nothing to stop you from putting your towel down in the sand on the resort side- you just couldn’t use their lounge chairs. I dropped off my bags and immediately got in the water for some snorkeling. This area is famous for it’s snorkeling, and it lived up to my expectations. The one problem was that the water was a little choppy from all the water taxis coming in and out. I didn’t have a noodle or life vest or anything, so it got very tiring trying to fight with the current to stay afloat. Also, there was a helicopter tour that kept circling over me, but with my head in the water looking at the fish, I kept freaking out that I was swimming under the motor of a water taxi!
Here is a photo of the free side of the beach:

Me with the pitons:

This was the resort side of the beach:

And here are some photos from snorkeling:



The beach had surprisingly clean bathrooms, and they also had an outdoor shower to get the sand washed off our legs. After an hour, we got back in the water taxi and headed back towards the van. It started pouring rain while we were on the boat, so that wasn’t quite as scenic as the ride to the beach! The rain felt like knives hitting your head as we sped through the water! At least I was already wet from swimming!
Our next stop was the waterfall and botanical gardens. Fat Man told us we would only have 10-15 minutes at this stop because it was getting late. Since I had skipped out on swimming with the waterfall in Puerto Rico, I jumped out of the van and went straight to the waterfall to get a few minutes of swimming time!

The botanical gardens are on the same grounds as the waterfall, and it was very small and limited in the types of plants they had. This was our last official stop of the tour, so we dried off, got back in the van, and started the hour and a half long drive back to the port. About half an hour into our drive, Fat Man pulled over in front of a local house and got out of the car. He came back a minute later with a bag of cookies for us to sample! It was like a drive through cookie stop haha
We continued on the road for another half hour and then Fat Man pulled over again and got out of the car. He came back a few minutes later with a huge bag filled with some of the tastiest bread I’ve ever had, and it was literally steaming hot right out of the oven! He also passed around some pieces of cheese, which tasted great when they melted in the hot bread!! And no, the shape of the tip of the bread did not go unnoticed haha…

We finally got back to the port at 3:45pm. Originally, I think we were supposed to have some shopping time at the end of the excursion, but I think he just took us back to the port because we were running so late. I think that is my only complaint about the tour- it is advertised as being around 6 hours… we left at 8:15am, so we should have been back to the port by 2:15pm. We ran an hour and a half over, and cut out the shopping time! Some people in the van were getting worried that we would miss the ship! I had a great day, and I didn’t think it felt like too long of an excursion, but I think Cosol needs to let people know a more realistic time frame of close to 8 hours on the tour.
Once we got back on the ship, it was time to get ready for formal night #2!

The dinner options were less exciting this night since lobster was not on the menu. However, I was super excited for my escargot!
escargot

seafood platter

chateaubriand

grilled jumbo tiger shrimp

After dinner, I went to the second big production show of the week, called Vroom. I enjoyed this show significantly more than City Lights. For one thing, the girl dancers had costumes that covered their butts! But I also enjoyed the song choices better, and it was a more fun vibe than the other show.
After the show, we ended up at the casino bar where they were playing name that tune for 70’s music. Considering neither of us were even alive during the 70’s, I had fairly low expectations for our knowledge of 70’s songs, but we had no where else to go so we stuck around and gave it a shot. It turned out to be a lot of fun! I was very proud of myself for correctly knowing 13 of the 15 songs! After that, we walked around the ship a bit more looking for something to do, and eventually gave up and went back to the cabin to get ready for bed.


























































































































