So you know the 1.5L water bottles left in the cabin on embarkation day that they want you to buy?  We bought a 12 pack of smaller bottles of water and had no use for the big bottles, so we put them on the top shelf next to the vanity mirror to keep it out of the way for the week.  There were some rough seas coming into Long Beach this morning.  At 6:35am we heard a loud crash!  We jumped out of bed not knowing what happened.  Jason panicked and ran over to the crib, thinking it somehow collapsed and Ian was hurt.  Then we realized what actually happened… The bottles of water had rolled off the shelf and tumbled onto the vanity, and then down to the floor.  Ugh!  That was a very rude awakening!  There was no chance any of us would fall back asleep after that, and we had to wake up soon after that anyway, so we just got up to get dressed and finish packing. 

I peeked out on the balcony to see a beautiful sunrise as we sailed into Long Beach.  I really must say that the sunrises and sunsets on this cruise were so pretty!  

As excited as I was to see this dome last Saturday morning, I wasn’t nearly as thrilled to see it right now.

The shipping container cranes welcomed us back to Long Beach.

We had to leave the cabin by 8:30am so the steward could clean up for the new guests embarking today.  We were done packing and ready to go by 7:45am, so we just decided to get an early start for the day.  Getting an elevator to go up one deck to Lido proved to be rather challenging.  By this point in the cruise, most people seemed to figure out how to operate the “smart” elevators, but I don’t think anyone realized that they needed to account for their luggage when typing in the number of people in their party.  Several elevators were packed beyond their limits and it took a few minutes to get one with space for our party of 2 adults, one stroller containing a toddler, one carseat, 2 big backpacks, one diaper bag, and 2 rolling carry-on suitcases.  We weren’t in a hurry or we would have considered just dragging all our stuff up the one flight of stairs.

We wanted to have one last Blue Iguana burrito and an arepa for breakfast.  Of course the line was long, but that was to be expected.  Luckily, it went pretty fast because there were 2 guys working behind the counter. 

Finding a table proved to be another tricky task because people were just camping out at tables even after they finished eating.  Fortunately, Jason spotted one couple getting up and he snagged their table so we could sit down to eat.

According to our debarkation paperwork, FTTF was supposed to meet at the casino on midship deck 4 at 9:15am if you had left your checked luggage outside the cabin last night.  We finished breakfast at 8:40am, but we didn’t want to hog the table, so we figured we’d just go down to the casino and hang out there until it was our turn to get off the ship.  We went over to the mid-ship elevators, but the touchscreen wouldn’t let us select deck 4.  After trying for a while, we gave up and decided to go down to deck 5 to see if we could figure out what was happening.  Jason left me and Ian with our carry on bags and went to investigate.  From what he could tell, there were definitely people down on deck 4, but neither the forward nor the midship elevators were letting us select deck 4.  By this time, it was 9:10am and he could see people on deck 4 were getting off the ship, so we took Ian out of the stroller and took turns carrying all of our stuff down the stairs to deck 4.  There were 2 ladies in motorized scooters who were very frustrated that the elevators weren’t allowing you to get off on deck 4.  Obviously they eventually got it sorted out because it’s not like Carnival would trap them on the ship forever, but we were curious how long it took for them to allow you to select deck 4 on the elevator touchscreens.

Once we were down on deck 4, we joined the line of people walking off the ship.  It started from the mid-ship casino entrance, went all the way down the hall to the aft of the ship near the comedy club, then it went out the door onto the outside deck below the lifeboats, and back up to near the midship elevators.  It was a loooong line and a really far distance to walk with all our bags, but at least the line did keep moving forward, albeit very slowly.   At one point, the line split into 2 lines and they told us to keep right because we had a stroller.  The weird thing was, once we bing bonged our sign and sail cards for the last time and stepped onto the bridge, the lines became one line again to walk across the bridge into the terminal building.  I’m still not really sure why they separated us into a separate line, but oh well, at least we were officially off the ship. 

Once we were back in the terminal, we had to walk down the long zig zagging ramp (so there was no need for an elevator with our stroller).  Again, they split us into 2 lines, with passports to the left, and birth certificates to the right.  Since Ian only had a birth certificate, they told us to take that line and they could process our passports with him.  That meant we could fly down the ramp and bypass everyone else in the passport line.  Not that I would recommend traveling with a birth certificate just so you can cut the line, but that definitely did get us down the ramp faster.

At the base of the ramp, we went into an open warehouse to find our luggage.  Ours was right there in front and very easy to find as we entered the room.  We knew we needed a porter because there was no way we could manage 2 large suitcases, 2 carry on bags, a pack n play, a car seat, 2 backpacks, a diaper bag, and a stroller with just the two of us.  Once again, I got the feeling that it was everyone’s first day of work and no one knew what they were doing.  We could see a few porters at the far side of the warehouse, but we couldn’t get to them because there was a barricade set up around the checked luggage.  I caught someone’s eye and he said I had to speak to this other guy because he’s in charge.  Ooookay.  The guy in charge said we had to wait for the porters to get cleared by customs.  Shouldn’t that be something they take care of before passengers start debarking and entering the warehouse?  And then once they did get clearance, the porters couldn’t get to us with their dollies because the barricades were blocking them!  It was just so disorganized and really felt like none of these guys had ever done this before, when I know that can’t really be the case.

Once we finally got a porter, he piled all of our stuff onto his dolly and we went to the far exit to have our documents checked.  Again, this saved us some time because we were the only ones down at that exit whereas everyone else went to the passports exit.  It took us less than a minute for the lady to look at Ian’s birth certificate and Jason and my passports, and then we were on our way outside to the ride share pick up location.  The porter unloaded our stuff, we gave him a tip to thank him for his help, and our cruise was officially over.  The timestamp on this photo is 9:41am, so it took us just half an hour from the time we joined the line to start leaving the ship to the time we were outside the cruise terminal.  Not too bad at all!

I’m not sure why I didn’t think to leave out jackets or extra layers of clothing, but OMG!  It was freezing outside!!  We all were just wearing a thin long sleeve t-shirt, and that was not nearly warm enough.  I considered searching for our sweatshirts, but I knew they were packed somewhere in one of the big checked bags, and I wasn’t even sure which one.  I wasn’t going to open up and dig around both bags and right here on the sidewalk, and I figured we’d be in the car soon enough, so we just made do.  Jason opened the Uber app on his phone and requested an Uber XL to take us back to his brother’s house where our car was parked.  It stayed on the screen where it said it was looking for an available driver for 10 minutes, then it bopped us out to the home screen again.  What?!  So Jason requested the ride again.  And again, after 10 minutes, it kicked us out of the request and sent us back to the home screen.  We have never had this happen before, especially not in a major city, but apparently there either weren’t any XL drivers available at 10am on a Sunday morning, or none of them were willing to pick us up at the Long Beach cruise terminal.  That was frustrating, so he tried Lyft.  Same thing!  After half an hour of trying and not getting anyone to accept our ride request, I took out my phone and tried too.  Jason used Uber and I used Lyft, hoping that one of us would get a driver and then the other could just cancel the request.  

Finally, after 40 minutes, an Uber XL driver accepted Jason’s request.  The problem was, he was still 20 minutes away!  We knew it would be hard to find a different driver who was closer to the port, so we just went with it.  We kept watching the car move along the map and get closer to the terminal, and watching the arrival time count down.  Then, when the clock said our driver was 5 minutes away, everything came to a halt.  Uh oh!  Remember all of that traffic we had trying to get to the port to be dropped off for our cruise last week?  Well the same thing was happening this morning!  It was all so chaotic, as more and more people got off the ship and were crowding onto the narrow sidewalk, with nowhere else to go as we all waited for our rides who were stuck outside the port gates in traffic.  At one point, Jason called our driver to ask if he wanted us to walk out to him in the line of traffic (not that I have any idea how Jason thought that was possible with all our stuff and just the two of us to manage it).  The driver said he was dropping off a family who were going on today’s cruise so he didn’t have space for us and our bags in the car quite yet.  At least we knew he wouldn’t make a U-turn and abandon us here!

Finally, at 11:10am, our driver called us to say he was here!  We had been standing outside on the sidewalk waiting for a ride for exactly an hour and a half.  No joke, my feet and fingers were completely numb from being so cold!  The only person who was happy was Ian, who was nice and warm, sitting in his stroller, snacking on graham crackers the entire time.  Lucky boy!  Anyway, the Uber driver said he was on the far side of the pick up area because that’s where they directed him to go when he arrived.  That must have been just as frustrating for the passengers he dropped off as it was for us!  So now, we had to figure out how to get all of our stuff across to his car, including crossing two lanes of cars.  Jason ended up going back and forth, taking as much as he could manage on his own, and I just stayed with the pile of stuff and with Ian until the last load when we all went to the Uber together.  Oye, this was definitely the worst drop off and pick up experience I have ever had for a cruise!  The good news was that our Uber XL was a nice big minivan with plenty of space for all our bags.

The driver was very patient as Jason installed Ian’s car seat, and soon enough, we were on the road to Jason’s brother’s house.  By the time we got there 30 minutes later, it was noon.  Considering we started the process to exit the ship with the elevator fiasco starting at 8:40am, it had been a looooong time since we had bathroom access!  Good thing we could fix that problem at the house prior to starting our long drive back to Phoenix.  We loaded all the luggage into Jason’s car, re-installed Ian’s car seat, and finally hit the road at 12:30pm, way later than we ever expected to start the 6-hour drive home.  

Luckily, there was no traffic and we managed to conserve gas enough to wait until the Costco in Palm Springs to stop and fill the tank and get something to eat for a late lunch.  After that, we drove straight through until we finally pulled into our garage at 8pm (thanks to the one hour time change).  

So that’s all, folks!  This cruise certainly had its ups and its downs, but overall it was a great first family vacation and hopefully we’ll get to cruise again one day soon.  We don’t currently have anything booked or planned, and I’m okay with that for the time being.  I’m sure a few months will pass, and I’ll start to get that itch to want to travel again.  And when we do, you know I’ll be right back here to write up another detailed review upon our return!

Last night, the seas were very rocky and I could hear the wind howling inside our cabin, over the white noise from our sound machine.  I woke up at 7am again, as I had done for the whole cruise.  Why can’t I ever manage to sleep in?!  The boys were still sound asleep, so I quietly got ready in the bathroom, then sat on the floor by the front door of the cabin and folded everyone’s dirty laundry and put it back into packing cubes.  I always hate the nagging feeling of needing to pack on the last day of the cruise, so at least I could be productive for an hour while waiting for Jason and Ian to wake up.  

Ian woke up a little after 8am, and woke up Jason in the process, so that meant we could go to the MDR right when they opened at 8:30am.  We made brunch reservations on the app and got the alert that our table was ready as we were walking down the hall to the elevator.  How convenient!

Service was very slow this morning.  It took a long time for the waiter to take our order, and even longer for the food to arrive.  This was the first time we had a table in the main section of the aft dining room as we had been seated in the very front by the windows on the other two sea days.  I didn’t even realize until now that there was a second level to this MDR!  The midship MDR where we eat dinner is only one level and it feels kind of claustrophobic to me, but this dining room felt more grand and I really liked the square chandeliers hanging over the middle section.

While I waited for our food to come out, I took screenshots from the Hub app of all the specialty dining restaurants on the ship.  I am not going to post all of them, but please let me know if you would like to see anything in particular and I can post it for you.

In an attempt to add some variety to my order, I got the mozzarella sticks off the kids menu.  They were very good!  The plate came with 4 mozzarella sticks but I ate one before I remembered to take a photo… oops!

As usual, I also got a bagel with lox to share with Ian, and I got the 12-hour French Toast.

After brunch, we still had some time before Camp Ocean opened at 10am, so we went up to deck 10 aft to look at the view.  It was a beautiful morning, but you could feel a slight chill in the air as we traveled further north towards Long Beach.  I liked how we could always see land in the distance on all 3 sea days.  With a Caribbean cruise, you usually see nothing but water on all sides of the ship on sea days, but we sailed close enough to the west coast that we could see land all day long if we wanted to.

At 10am, Jason took Ian to camp, while I went down to the Liquid Lounge for the towel folding demonstration.  I have done this before on other cruises and it’s always fun, but it’s been a few years so I decided I wanted a refresher course.  On the way, I passed through the atrium to admire the ever-changing funnel:

As you entered the theater, they had a huge bin filled with towels, so there was no need to bring your own from the cabin.  The chairs in the theater were set up in rows to watch a show on stage, but I knew I would need space to spread out my towels.  I chose to sit on the bar-height stools at the back of the room because there is a cocktail table in front of the stools which works well for making towel animals.  

Deon stood up on stage to give step by step instructions on how to fold the towels, while Cadet from housekeeping demonstrated what to do.

Props to Deon because he did a great job giving specific verbal instructions that were easy to follow.  People spread out around the theater in search of enough space to lay out their towels… on the stage, on the floor, and some people just turned around the chairs in front of them to make a table from their seat.

First, we made a dog.

Then we made an elephant:

The whole thing took about 30 minutes, and I had a fun time making my animals.  

After that, I met Jason back at the cabin to spend an hour packing.  This little bunny was waiting for us when we arrived:

We also had some more paperwork about debarkation.  Boo!  Hiss!

At noon, we went down to deck 5 to finally try the BBQ buffet for lunch.  I’m not sure if it was because of the chilly weather, because people had already had their fill of BBQ earlier in the cruise, or because we got there so early, but there was a very short line and we got our food right away. 

We tried the chicken, beef, mac and cheese, and the bread.  It was all very good, but we just got a little bit to share so we could try other things too.  After all, this was our last lunch on board and we wanted to get as much variety as possible.

Today was the chocolate extravaganza at the Lido buffet.   In years past, they had a chocolate fountain and lots of other chocolate goodies, but all I could find was that the fancy cakes were all chocolate flavored.  “Extravaganza” was somewhat of a misnomer, but at least the chocolate cheesecake was very good!

 After lunch, we went to Ocean Plaza at 12:45pm for the Q and A with the production cast.  I always find these kinds of things so interesting, giving guests a chance to get to know the crew a little better and learn something about life on the ships.  The production cast usually has 8 performers in total: 2 female singers, 2 male singers, 2 female dancers, and 2 male dancers, but the dancers also know how to sing, and the singers can also do some dancing.  Apparently they were down one of the female dancers but I couldn’t tell anything was missing from the shows I saw.  They said someone had a new opportunity come up so she left her contract early, but it happened during the time the ship was in dry dock so they had time to re-block the shows and practice with a cast of 7.  They said it helped that everyone in the cast can both dance and sing so that gave them more flexibility to distribute the parts that had been performed by the girl who left.

The “bat phone” rang at 1pm during the Q and A.  Ian was upset in camp because he was hungry.  We knew that they do not feed the kids lunch on sea days, and we had planned to pick him up after the Q and A, hoping his big brunch would hold him over, but I guess not!  We left the Q and A early and immediately went upstairs to get Ian.  He ended up eating a whole margarita pizza on his own, so I guess he really was hungry!  While Ian ate his pizza, I tried some of the options from the antipasto section.

We went back to the cabin at 2pm to do some more packing and put Ian down for a nap.  He was finally getting the hang of napping on the ship and went down without a fight, and he slept for 2 hours.  Yay!  When he woke up, we got ready for the evening and noticed another pretty sunset outside.

We went down to the atrium before dinner for one last attempt at getting a photo of the 3 of us dressed nicely for dinner, but of course, Ian had other plans.  We tried to pose him in front of the stairs, but he kept running up and down and wouldn’t stay still for a photo with us.  This was the best we could get… oye, so much for the nice collection of family photos I was hoping to accrue this week!

Eventually, he did settle down enough to take a photo by himself!

And then it was time for dinner!

Tonight’s appetizers menu didn’t really appeal to me, so I opted for the always-available and always-tasty caesar salad.

I got the penne mariscos for my entree, but Ian stole most of my penne haha

Before dessert, the waiters paraded around the dining room with platters of Baked Alaska, and then sang “Leaving on a Jet Plane.”  Unfortunately for us, we were seated in a section of the dining room that had no view at all of the show, so we could hear it but we couldn’t really see what was happening.  Ian didn’t seem to mind… he was having fun clapping to the music!

I don’t care for Baked Alaska, so I ordered the Carnival Melting Chocolate Cake for dessert.  As perfectly well cooked as it was earlier in the cruise, tonight, my serving was completely liquidy and I only ate the top layer of crust and left the rest behind.  It’s funny how the photos look identical, but the insides of the dish were completely different.  You win some, you lose some!

Unfortunately, tonight’s dinner was extremely slow and took way too long, so we missed the 7pm comedy show we were planning to attend.  We didn’t even leave the dining room until 7:10pm and we still had to run Ian upstairs to Camp Ocean.  That was a bummer because we wanted to see another one of Jaylyn’s shows, but it wasn’t meant to be.  When we got up to deck 11, there was a long line to drop off Ian at camp.  It ended up taking 15 minutes, and I wondered if more people brought their kids to camp tonight than earlier in the week in an attempt to enjoy their last night on the ship?

Once Ian was checked in, we ran downstairs to the Liquid Lounge for the 7:30pm show called “The World Works Here.”  Deon explained that the Panorama has 1800 crew members from over 60 countries, and they announced each one and someone came out carrying that flag.  He also said that we had 4700 guests on board this week, which is mindblowing since it honestly never felt THAT crowded.  I guess there are just enough different areas for people to hang out on the ship so no one place ever felt too congested.

After the flags part was done, the production cast came out and sang songs about love. Sure enough, there were only 7 of them on stage.  I totally wouldn’t have noticed that without the Q and A earlier this afternoon.

The kids from the 2 older groups in Camp Ocean came out to each sing a song, but the penguin group must have been too young so we didn’t get to see Ian on stage.  Funny enough, Ian loves singing the songs he learns in daycare at home, and he literally wakes up in the middle of the night to sing!  But I guess the counselors on the ship didn’t want to take on the task of teaching the young kids a new song in just a few days, so that was understandable.

After the show, we exited into the atrium to see colorful marbles falling through the funnel.  I think this was my favorite of all the designs we saw in the funnel all week.  This was such a fun feature on the Panorama and I really loved seeing something totally different every time we were in the atrium.

Earlier this afternoon, I remembered that I never got the loyalty pin from the VIFP program.  I am used to them leaving it for us in the cabin, but then I remembered we have to pick it up from Pixels now.  I have a collection of all my sign and sail cards and all my VIFP pins from prior cruises, so I definitely wanted to grab the one for this sailing.  Even though it was now 2024, they gave us the 2023 pin.  I guess that’s okay because technically this cruise did start in 2023, and maybe we will take another Carnival cruise this calendar year so we won’t end up with a duplicate (not that we have anything booked at this moment, but you never know!)

We started to walk back towards the elevators to put our luggage outside the cabin, but then I remembered that I had to redeem my free drink for having Gold VIFP status.  Every time I cruise with Carnival, this perk becomes less and less convenient.  At first, they had a big party for us in the main theater with unlimited drinks, then they stopped throwing the party and just gave us a coupon that we could redeem for a free drink.  Now they don’t even give you the coupon anymore!  You just have to remember on your own that you can get a free drink on the last night of the cruise between 5 and 10pm.  It’s like they are hoping you will forget about it and never redeem your free drink.  Well they don’t know me that well because I will never pass up a chance for a free drink!

Errands completed, we could now go back to the cabin to put our checked luggage outside.  This was actually trickier than it has been on prior cruises.  Usually, I just leave out pajamas, tomorrow’s clothing, and a few toiletries, and I only need a little space in my carry-on bag for what I’m wearing on the ship on the last night.  This time around, I had to make sure there was enough space in our carry-on bags for Ian’s black out curtains, extra diapers, panda stuffie, pre-packaged snacks for the drive home, and a  bunch of other stuff that we’ve never had to deal with before.  Once that was all sorted out, we put the bags in the hallway so we could get back to enjoying our last night onboard.

We decided to give Mat in the Piano Bar one more chance, but honestly, he just wasn’t doing it for us.  Maybe it was because it was during the open entry hour and not the 18+ adult show, but we just found Mat to be very low-energy.  

We were originally considering leaving Ian in camp late and paying for Night Owls so we could see the vibe after 10pm, but Mat took a 15 minute break at 9:45pm, so we just decided to leave then and get Ian from camp before they started to charge.

Ian came out of camp wearing a medal around his neck.  They said it was because he won the dancing competition, but that was a shock to us because dancing isn’t exactly Ian’s forte LOL  Maybe they secretly gave out medals to all the kids on the last night?  Ian also got to keep his name tag, and they gave us a drawstring backpack to take home.  

Back in the cabin, we all got ready for bed to rest up for a long day of travel tomorrow.

Up next:  Debarkation and driving home

As per usual, I woke up at 7am, but it was really like 8am because we turned the clocks back last night.  I guess we were all on the same schedule today because the boys woke up around 7:15.  Since the Sea Day Brunch didn’t start until 8:30, we got dressed and sat outside on the balcony, watching the waves pass by.  I think this little boy is really getting the hang of cruise life!

Hoping for the same success with the hostess checking us in a little early for brunch, we went down to deck 3 at 8:15.  Sure enough, our plan worked!  She checked us in, and a few minutes later, I got an alert on my phone that the table was ready.

Today, we were assigned table 301 in the very front corner of the dining room.

I ordered the bagel with lox to share with Ian because that worked out well on the first sea day.  I also ordered 2 eggs over hard and the skillet cake.  Service was very slow, and it took 30 minutes to get our food.  Unlike last time when they brought out the bagel first and I could feed Ian right away, today everything came at once. 

I wonder how long this skillet cake was sitting out… all the marshmallows, butter, and ricotta were melted into little puddles.  The presentation was much better on Sunday.

We finished brunch at 9:15am.  Camp Ocean didn’t open until 10am, so we went back to the cabin, but Nino was in there cleaning. 

Last night, there was a door tag hanging from our door knob saying they are cleaning our balcony today.  It was for everyone on the starboard side of the ship.  Why do they have to do that on a sea day when we want to use the balcony we paid for?  Why not clean the balcony on a port day when no one is on the ship?  They opened up all the dividers between the balconies, so the door tag should have said to lock the top lock on your balcony door for security.  I was glad we caught that while we were back in the cabin, and I locked ours right away.

We took Ian to camp when they opened at 10, then went up to the Sports Deck to get in line for the Ropes Course or Sky Ride.  When we got up there, there wasn’t anyone in line.  That’s odd… they were supposed to open at 9am.  One of the crew members was sitting up there, so I asked him about it, and he said both courses were closed because it was too windy.  He said it would open later if the winds died down, but honestly it wasn’t that windy now, and it only gets more cold and windy as we sail north, so I didn’t expect it would reopen again during this cruise.  Spoiler alert:  I was right, we never saw it open again.  Part of me wishes we had thought to try it while we were docked in one of the ports, but we were always so busy getting off the ship that we never thought of it.  Then again, maybe that is for the best, since I could barely handle the thrill of the Sky Ride, and the Ropes Course is even harder!

Time for Plan B!  We walked around the ship trying to think of something else to do.  On our way, we saw another beautiful graphic on the atrium funnel.

We decided to go out to deck 5 to hang out on the Lanai.  When we got there, it was totally empty, so we settled into the padded lounge chairs in the shade.  I like how quiet it is down there, away from the loud music on Lido.  We made sure to sit on the port side so we wouldn’t smell the smoke from starboard deck 5 forward.

I was still wearing my sneakers from our failed mission up on the Sports Deck.  Somehow that photo just doesn’t seem right without flip flops!

In his 11:30am daily announcement, the Captain mentioned we were passing Cabo on the Starboard side of the ship, so I decided to take a little walk to check out the views.  Since a photo from deck 5 Starboard would be shielded by the glass walls and leave a bad reflection on the photo, I went upstairs to deck 11 for a better view.  The Lido Pool was PACKED!  No surprise there, as it was a beautiful sunny day with temperatures in the 70’s!

Hi, Cabo!  It’s nice to see you again! …or should I say “sea” you again!

While I was up there, I went back to see how things looked around the Tides pool.  It was also very busy, but wow!  Look at those 2 hot tubs!  Were they competing to see which one could fit in more people?!  

I walked down the stairs to deck 10 so I could get a better view of the wake.  I just can’t get enough of this view!

If you look straight down from deck 10 aft, you can see right into the balconies below you.  I hope the people with those cabins realize they don’t have any privacy!  They do get a wonderful view, though!  Below that, I could see the Havana Pool and hot tubs.  Quite a stark difference from the pools and hot tubs with general passenger access!  This back deck is restricted for only people staying in the Havana cabins, so it was basically empty.

Jiji’s opened for lunch at noon, so while I was back there, I went to try it out.  The last time I cruised with Carnival, you could pick and choose what they put in your stir fry, but things have changed.  Now, they give you a menu and you must choose from 5 pre-selected options.  

I got the combo stir fry with wide noodles.  Since the dishes are all pre-made, it came out in about 5 minutes.  It was very good, and I liked that it was a small portion because that left room for more food later on!

Jiji is located on deck 11 aft, and the stairs to access it leads down into the Lido Buffet.  

I couldn’t resist a slice of chocolate almond cake for dessert!  Unfortunately, it was very dry and not good at all, so I only took 2 bites and that was that.

Camp Ocean does not feed the kids lunch on sea days.  I think they do feed them lunch on port days, but we always took Ian off the ship with us so we never had a chance to try it out.  We picked Ian up from camp and brought him back to Lido for lunch.  He wanted grilled cheese, so we got a sandwich from the deli, but they didn’t do a great job with the “grilled” part.  It was basically just cheese on dry bread.  The person who made it the other day did a much better job!  Luckily, he’s not too picky about his grilled cheese and he ate it without complaints.

Ian wasn’t tired enough for his nap yet, so we took him back to camp.  I was still hungry, so I decided to try out the pasta bar across the hall from Jijis.  I ordered the farfalle pasta with pomodoro sauce, grilled chicken, garlic shrimp, onions, mushrooms, and zucchini.  I didn’t want to risk eating too much and spoiling my appetite for dinner, so I just got the half portion.  It’s nice that they give you that option!

While I waited for them to make my pasta, I heard a very loud thumping sound.  It took a few minutes to figure out what it was, but then I realized the restaurant is located directly below the basketball court!  I guess it’s better to put a restaurant here as opposed to passenger cabins, but they really needed better insulation between the decks as that thumping was giving me a headache!  My pasta came out very quickly, and it was delicious!

Camp closed at 3pm, so we picked up Ian and took him back to the cabin for a nap.  The starboard side of the ship is in the shade in the afternoon sailing north on the last 2 sea days, so I needed a jacket to sit out on the balcony while Ian napped.  

Ian woke up from his nap at 5pm, so we all got ready for the second formal night.  I tried to get a photo of the 3 of us together, but of course a little someone wouldn’t cooperate.  At least Jason and I got a nice photo of the two of us!

And I was able to sneak this photo of Ian in the elevator going down to dinner.

Tonight’s dinner menu:

I ordered the calamari and the beef carpaccio for my appetizers.

Of course, I ordered the lobster tail for my entree.  I probably should have ordered 2 of them… I forgot how small they are!

We decided to skip dessert tonight.  None of the options appealed to us, and it always takes so long to get the dessert that we decided to skip it.  This meant we were done with dinner by 6:45pm and we could be first in line to drop Ian at camp when they reopened at 7pm.  Tonight was the final big production show in the Liquid Lounge, and we wanted to get good seats!

We got there at 7:05 and there were plenty of seats available, so we sat in the front row of the mezzanine.

I flagged down one of the roaming bar waiters and ordered a Funship Special.  While I waited for him to bring my drink, I watched some of the pre-show entertainment on the lower level of the theater.  Some of the dancers were out in the audience, posing on the props and walking through the aisles.  

I saw the female dancer approach several passengers seated down there.  It looked like she was handing them a piece of paper, they wrote something on it, and then she brought it back to the male dancer so he could attach it to one of the props on stage, maybe a tree?  I thought this would all make more sense once the show started, but honestly, I have no idea what that was all about?  Does anyone know what they were doing?

Oh look, my drink has arrived!

Tonight’s production show was called Celestial Strings, and we thought it was the best show of the cruise.  The show featured the strings trio playing live, accompanied by a backing track, while the singers and dancers performed around them.  It was a fusion of classical music with familiar pop songs, and I loved how the sets and costumes were all white, creating an elegant atmosphere.  The setlist included songs like Air Tonight by Phil Collins, Bring Me to Life by Evanescence, Viva La Vida by Coldplay, Chandelier by Sia, Uninvited by Alanis Morrisette, and Show Must Go On by Queen.  We loved the song selection, and it was impressive to watch the strings trio play their instruments while performing with the dancers.

When I picked our seats, I didn’t realize that giant rose prop would block my ability to take a decent photo!  Sorry about that!  It didn’t obstruct our view of the stage too badly, but we probably should have opted for the same seats on the opposite side of the room so the rose wouldn’t be between us and the stage. 

After the show, the performers continued out in the atrium for an after show.  I think there was a similar performance before the show, but of course I didn’t see that because I had to reserve our seats in the theater.

After that, we walked back to Punchliner’s for Jaylyn’s 9pm comedy show.  It was very crowded when we got there, but we were able to snag the same seats we sat in earlier in the week.

This was an 18+ show, but we appreciated that Jaylyn was very funny without being overly raunchy or using too many curse words as most 18+ shows tend to do.  

The comedy show ended at 9:30pm, so we had just enough time to run up to Lido for a quick snack before we had to get Ian from camp.  Jason got a hotdog from the deli, and I got half a margarita pizza.  Neither of us had to wait in a line, so that was a nice surprise!

We got to camp just in time to pick up Ian before Night Owls started at 10, then we went back to the cabin to get ready for bed.  The debarkation paperwork was waiting for us, so that was an unwelcome surprise!  With FTTF, we were automatically given zone 5 luggage tags.  Works for me!  One less thing to worry about!  No need to mess with the new debarkation system in the hub app!

Up next: our third and final sea day

As I mentioned, Jason and I spent a week in Puerto Vallarta in December, 2018.  We stayed downtown in the Romantic Zone, and spent the week seeing all the major tourist attractions that interested us.  Luckily, PV is a big city with countless ways to spend the day, and traveling with a toddler opens up a new world of options.  Back in 2018, whenever I read a list of the top things to do in PV, the Vallarta Zoo was always on the list.  It is a non-profit zoo built into the side of a mountain in the jungle, and it houses mostly rescued, endangered, and injured animals in an attempt to provide them a better life than they would have in the wild.  At the time, we chose different ways to fill our days, but on this cruise, I knew the zoo would be perfect for us!  They only charge $12 per person admission, and children under age 3 are free.  They also encourage visitors to interact with the animals, and they sell a bag of food for $5 with treats specific to various animals so Ian could feed the animals.  We thought that would make the zoo a bit more exciting for him, so overall this seemed like a great way to start our day.  The plan was to take an Uber down to the zoo, explore for an hour or two, and then take an Uber to the Malecon to walk around and get something for lunch.  

No matter what time I fell asleep, I always woke up at 7am on this cruise, and today was no different.  The boys were still fast asleep, so I quietly got dressed in the bathroom, then snuck out onto the balcony to watch us sail into port.  

We weren’t due to arrive for about another hour, so we were still a bit far from the marina.  

15 minutes later, we turned into the marina, and I could see the Emerald Princess was already tied up at her dock.

I don’t think I have acknowledged this yet, but I took this photo below so obviously it was bothering me this morning.  When I booked our cabin, I knew there was a smoking section on the starboard side of deck 5 forward.  I assumed that being 4 decks higher, and being closer to midship, we wouldn’t notice the smell if people were down there smoking while we were on our balcony.  I assumed the smoke would dissipate before it got to our balcony.  I was wrong.  We could definitely smell it, both while docked in port and while out at sea.  I have no idea why Carnival decided to put the smoking section at the front of the ship so everyone on their balconies would be downwind and have to smell it.  There were several decks of balcony cabins below us, and many cabins forward of us, who could all smell it too.  We made the best of it, but sometimes had to go back inside if the smoke was too much to tolerate.

By 8am, we had pulled in beside the Emerald Princess and started the docking process.

The sun was shining and the high temperature was expected to reach 81 degrees today, but I could see clouds gathering in the distance and the forecast predicted rain later this afternoon and evening.

Ian and Jason slept in until 8:15am.  With the whole gang awake, we could finally get this day started.   We went up to Lido for breakfast at 8:45am, and surprisingly, there was only 1 person working to make burritos at Blue Iguana so it took a lot longer than the other mornings.  There had been 2 people at peak hours all week, so I’m not sure what happened, but eventually I got our burritos and we ate them at one of the nearby tables.

Today was also the morning when the cabin stewards set up towel animals on all the lounge chairs on Lido deck.  After I finished my burrito, I went off to take some photos while Jason helped Ian finish his breakfast.

The cruise ship docks in a commercial area of Puerto Vallarta, right across the street from a shopping mall and a Walmart.  The streets were already busy with traffic and the morning rush.

We got off the ship at 9:30am, and had a very long walk to exit the port area. 

First, we passed a check point where they looked inside my backpack to make sure I didn’t have any produce.  I packed a peanut butter sandwich for Ian in case he got hungry for lunch before we did, and I was worried they would take it away, but she said it was okay and let me pass.  Whew!  We continued walking on the sidewalk along the side of the ship, following signs to exit the port.

Eventually, we came to this door, and when we passed through, we were finally out on the sidewalk outside of the port area.  Luckily, the whole walk was on paved sidewalk because we had our stroller, but that was definitely the furthest we had to walk to exit the cruise port on this cruise.

We walked across the busy street, then stood in front of the shopping mall to request an Uber.

There was a ton of traffic, so it was no surprise that our Uber took 15 minutes to pick us up.

While we waited, we had a nice view of the ships docked across the street.

And look who I spied waving hello from the Panorama’s bridge:

Our Uber arrived at the mall just before 10am.  The ride went smoothly and it took us 50 minutes to reach the zoo down in Mismaloya.  You know that feeling of uncertainty when you don’t know exactly where you are going, and it seems to take forever to get somewhere you haven’t been before?  It was so nice that I could relax during our Uber ride because we had actually been very close to this zoo when we were here in 2018.  We bought a day pass to visit the Barcelo All Inclusive resort in Mismaloya, and the zoo is just up the street from there.  I remembered feeling like that Uber ride to get to the Barcelo took sooooooooo long because I didn’t realize how far down the coast we had to go.  This time around, I didn’t have any of that uncertainty with not trusting our driver, or any of those “are we there yet” feelings because I already knew… It was going to be a long drive!  We arrived at the zoo shortly before 11am, and the ride cost $12.50 USD.  I loved how affordable Uber was in Mexico!  Our Uber driver was even nice enough to offer to take our photo before we went into the zoo.

As I expected from the information on their website, the zoo charged us $12 USD per adult, and Ian was free.  The guy behind the register didn’t mention anything about buying a bag of food for the animals, but I saw them sitting next to him on the counter, so I asked about it and he sold it to us for $5 as expected.  Good thing I saw that information on the website or we wouldn’t have known to ask!

On the back of the bag, they listed which animals could eat which foods, so that was nice knowing it was safe for the animals to eat this food and that we weren’t going to cause any harm by feeding them.

There is just one very long path around the entire zoo that starts and ends at the front gate, so you can’t really get lost.  I do wish we had some kind of map so we would know how far along the path we were to help gauge our timing and dispensing of snacks to the animals.  One thing to note: while the entire path is paved, the zoo is built up into the mountains, so there are a lot of steep hills to climb and I would not recommend this place to someone with mobility impairments.  When we left the visitors center, we forked to the right to start the uphill walk to see the animals.  Later on, we passed people coming from the opposite direction, so they must have forked to the left to start.  I would not recommend that, as the last section of the path was extremely steep, so much so that Jason asked me to help him control the stroller as we walked down because we were afraid he might lose his grip and Ian would go flying down the hill!!  There were no animals to see during that 10 minute steep walk down, so the people who did the path in the reverse direction just had a super steep uphill climb with no animals to see and no chance to stop and catch their breath.  At least by forking to the right from the start, we had lots of animals to see along the path and kept stopping every few feet, so it broke up the uphill climb and it wasn’t as taxing.

Another thing to note, which is also mentioned on the zoo’s website:  The zoo is located in the jungle, so while it is fully shaded by trees and they say wearing sunscreen is unnecessary, they highly recommend wearing pants and long sleeve shirts to decrease the risk of bug bites.  We opted for a two-pronged approach.  I wore capris and I dressed Ian in long pants, and Jason wore shorts (he’s a risk taker!), but we all wore T-shirts because we knew it would be humid and we didn’t want to get too hot.  I bought a package of bug spray wipes, and we applied it to any exposed skin before entering the zoo.  That worked perfectly and none of us got any bites while we were there.  If there is a bug nearby, it will always find me and bite me.  I actually got 2 bites yesterday in Mazatlan, but nothing bit me today, so that felt like a win.

They wasted no time with the excitement as the very first animal we saw was an enclosure with 3 tigers!  The gate was low enough that Ian could easily see the animals from his stroller, and he was so excited to see the tigers up close!  There were 2 sets of gates, so we felt safe and didn’t think the tiger would attack us, but this was a good way to see what the zoo would be like.  

We definitely tested the limits of our stroller today, as while the path was technically paved, it was more like cobblestones and made for a very bumpy ride for Ian.

We passed a sign that said to be careful around the coati, and to closely guard the bags of food, as they can become aggressive and try to get the food.  Sure enough, we saw this guy approaching a few moments later…

I held our bag of food tightly and walked briskly up the hill, and the coati continued on his path, back into the jungle.

Up next, we saw the ostrich:

Then we saw a beautiful white tiger:

Usually when I go to the zoo, I have trouble finding the animals and half the time they aren’t even in their enclosures.  That wasn’t an issue here.  Every single enclosure was clearly labeled, and the animals were always easy to find.  It made the zoo visit fun for all 3 of us, as even Ian was able to spot the animals without our help.

Up next, we found our first opportunity to feed the animals.  Up until now, the animals were either behind a fence or a window, or they weren’t listed as one of the options to feed from our bag of snacks.  It was very obvious that we were encouraged to feed the flamingos as soon as we got there because they come right up close to you, and there’s nothing separating them from us besides a low ledge, at the perfect height to put down some food where they can reach it to eat.

Ian was hesitant at first, so Jason showed him what to do.

When he felt comfortable, Ian took some of the food and put it out for the flamingos to eat.  He loved it and asked to do it again and again!  I think he felt safe because he was sitting in his stroller that he uses all the time at home.  He was doing this new activity in an unfamiliar place, getting him out of his comfort zone, and he did great!

Their enclosure looked quite large and extended back quite a ways.  The surrounding mountains and lush greenery made this zoo very scenic.

Up next was the barbary sheep (I would have said it’s a goat, but the signs indicated otherwise)…

He came right up to the gate to say hello…

…so Ian fed him a carrot!

I won’t bore you with photos of every single animal in the zoo, but I will say that I was shocked with the variety of animals and I was very impressed with what this zoo had to offer.  I honestly thought it would be a small zoo with a handful of animals, but they did an impressive job with laying out the path such that you could see lots of animals in a short time as you wind up and down the hills.

We turned another corner and there were a bunch of geese walking around.  Growing up on Long Island, I am all too familiar with geese, and not necessarily in a good way.  But Ian has never seen a goose before, so he was having a great time squawking at them.

Up next was the highlight of my day (and possibly my highlight of the entire cruise)… We got to feed a giraffe!!  He was so friendly and stuck his neck out, over the top of the barrier, just to say hello!

I took out a carrot from our bag of snacks, and he was so gentle as he took it from my hand.

OMG! This was so fun!  I tried to take Ian out of his stroller so he could do it, but I think he was intimidated by the giraffe (which is understandable considering their size difference!).  I just let him stay in the stroller and watch me feed him again.

I could have fed that giraffe our entire bag of carrots, but Jason made me stop and save some for the other animals.  Okay, okay, fine!

Moving on, we saw the Shetland ponies. 

After that, we had the chance to feed some parrots.  There were quite a few of them in their enclosure, and as soon as they saw I had food for them, they all came right up to the fence to say hello!

For the first hour or so that we were at the zoo, we only saw a few other families and for the most part, we had each animal to ourselves when we got to each enclosure.  It was now 12:30pm and while the zoo was far from crowded, we could tell that more visitors had arrived.  There were small groups blocking our view of some of the more popular animals (tigers, deer, bear, jaguar, etc.), so we took Ian to see some of the less exciting animals.  To adults, these aren’t as impressive as the bigger animals, but it was Ian’s first time seeing these animals in real life, so he loved it!

There were 4 or 5 raccoons in one of the enclosures, and the window went nearly down to the ground so Ian had a great view from sitting in his stroller.  We spent quite a while there, watching them eat and play with each other behind the glass.

After that, we found the rabbits.  There were tons of them!

This was another enclosure where the gate came down low enough that Ian could feed the animals while sitting in his stroller.  He had so much fun with this, and I think it was one of his favorite parts of the day!

After that, the path started a steep descent down the hill.  It is hard to get a good perspective in this photo, but notice the multicolored painted stones on the wall lining the path.  You can see the wall on the far left of the photo is much lower than where we were standing, yet not very far away.  

This hill was STEEP!  Jason had been pushing Ian’s stroller for most of our time at the zoo, but he asked for my help to control the stroller as we walked down the hill so he wouldn’t lose his grip and send Ian flying!  At one point, we passed a group of people walking up this hill and they looked sweaty and exhausted.  I think they were walking the path in the wrong direction because as steep as our climb had been going uphill, it wasn’t as steep as this portion and we were glad to at least be going downhill on the steepest part.  It took us 10 minutes to get down to the bottom of the hill.  In the photo below, the man in the blue shirt was standing right outside the visitor center where we bought our tickets and started our time here.  The bathrooms were to the right of the volcano fountain, beyond the frame of this photo.

The zoo’s website said it would take about 2 hours to go through the whole zoo and it took us exactly 2 hours, literally to the minute!  Overall, I was pleasantly surprised with our experience here.  I was shocked with the variety and quantity of animals, and I was very impressed with what they had to offer.  The highlight for me was feeding carrots to the friendly giraffe from just a few feet away.  When we arrived, there were only 3 or 4 other families in the whole zoo. By the time we left, it was a little more crowded, but still not busy at all.  I have a feeling very few cruise ship passengers go to the zoo because it is so far away from where the ship docks.  Having 12 hours in port gave us enough cushion that we felt safe venturing so far off the beaten path, but if we didn’t already know about the zoo from our 2018 trip, I’m not sure we would have found it this time around.

I was afraid it would be hard to get an Uber when we were ready to leave.  We were quite a bit south of the main tourist hub of Puerto Vallarta, and I remember it taking a while for an Uber to pick us up when we were ready to leave the Barcelo in 2018.  Shockingly enough, someone was able to pick us up in 5 minutes!  We mapped to a random hotel in the Romantic Zone so we could be dropped off close to the Malecon.  Uber charged us 190 pesos, or $11 USD, for the 30 minute ride.  Not bad at all!

We got into the Uber at 1:10pm, which is right when Ian starts naptime at daycare.  After a fun morning at the zoo, we could see in his eyes that he was tired.

Sure enough, just moments into the ride, we had this:

When we arrived at our destination in the Romantic Zone, we tried to gently transfer Ian into his stroller, but that has never worked out for us and sure enough, he woke up.  At least he got a 30 minute nap!  Better than nothing!  As always, he took a while to snap out of his grumpy mood upon waking up, so he was not cooperative when we tried to take photos with the statues along the Malecon.

We walked along the Malecon, taking photos and observing the people.  It was very cloudy and looked like it was about to rain any minute!  Thus far, we had perfect weather in all of our ports with temperatures in the 70’s, low humidity, and sunny skies.  I guess our luck in the weather department had run out.

We stopped for a photo in front of the Puerto Vallarta sign.  With it being so wide end to end, the photographer has to stand back very far to get the whole word in the photo, so you can barely see that we are standing there.  This is far from the best photo of our trip, but at least we can prove we were there!  

It was now after 2pm and we were getting hungry.  We noticed a restaurant on the beach side of the street called Ocean Azul, so we stopped in to check it out.

The restaurant had seating down in the sand, but we had Ian in his stroller so we opted to stay up on the deck overlooking the beach.  This was perfect and exactly what we needed after so much walking all day!

The waiter brought over a menu and said that they only take cash.  We asked if it had to be in pesos, but he said that US dollars were okay too, so that worked for us.  Side note: I have a debit card that allows me to take out money at any ATM worldwide and they will reimburse any of the fees.  I brought that along on this cruise but it was not necessary as we were able to use US dollars or a credit card everywhere we went.  YMMV but we found it convenient to avoid carrying pesos in case we didn’t use them up by the end of the trip.

The restaurant had a full menu of food and drinks, but we didn’t want to ruin our appetite for dinner so we just ordered some margaritas and nachos. 

While we waited for our food and drinks, the waiter brought out a basket of chips, crackers, and condiments.  Of course, Ian took one look at it and said “I want some!” so we gave him a chip.

A few minutes later, the waiter brought over the margaritas.  They weren’t very strong, but that was okay.  We were really just there for the view.

I forgot to take a photo of the nachos before we dug in, but they were good and made for a perfect mid-afternoon snack.  We considered ordering another round of drinks, but decided against it.  The dark clouds rolled in and it looked like it was about to pour, so we decided to get going so hopefully we could get in an Uber before the skies opened up.  We walked a block or two inland to make it easier for the Uber to get us, then requested a car.  It arrived a few minutes later, just as it was starting to rain.  Good timing!  The ride back to the ship was 110 pesos, or $6.40 USD.  Uber is definitely the way to go in Mexico, especially considering how reasonable the prices were!

It took about 30 minutes to get back to the port area.  We had the Uber drop us off in the Walmart parking lot across the street from the ships so we could save a few minutes in traffic, and we just walked back the rest of the way.  By then, the rain had stopped, so it was a pleasant walk as we went back through the security building to enter the port, then walked along the side of the ship to the gangway.

We got back on the ship around 4:20pm, so we went straight to the cabin to take quick showers and get ready for dinner. 

We noticed the Emerald Princess was sailing away, so we ran out to the balcony to wave goodbye.

Ian loved every opportunity he had to go out on the balcony.  I tried to tell him that was my chair, but he defended his territory!

We still had a few minutes before it was time to go downstairs for dinner, so we decided to check out the “secret deck.”  I kept meaning to go out there all week, but it is extremely windy when the ship is at sea, so we never had a chance until now.  The secret decks are located all the way forward on most of the upper decks on this ship, and anyone can access them if you know where to go.  Since we were on deck 9, we walked all the way forward, then turned the corner to the hallway with the forward-facing cabins.  There aren’t many doors up there so it was easy to find the door out to the secret deck:

This deck was above the bridge, so it is bigger than the other secret decks and extended out beyond the sides of the ship.  We were the only people out there, so it was a nice place to take some photos of the port area while we were still docked.

There was a staircase leading up to the secret deck on deck 10, but we didn’t go up there, much to Ian’s dismay.

It was now 5:27pm, so we went back inside through this door to get down to the MDR for dinner.

Not surprisingly, the MDR was half empty tonight because we didn’t sail away until 9pm.  I know a lot of people enjoy the Rhythms of the Night excursion which takes place in the evening and includes dinner, plus I imagine people were taking advantage of the late sail away and not ready to be in the MDR by 5:30pm for early dining.

I hadn’t gotten a chance to take a photo of Ian’s meals the last few nights because he grabbed the plate as soon as it came to the table.  By now, he had his preferences and Raf knew our routine, so he quickly brought Ian’s 2 favorite dishes within minutes of us arriving at the table each night.

I promise, he does know how to use a fork, but what fun is that when you can just shove handfuls of pasta in your mouth!  #Toddlers!

For my appetizer, I started with the fried shrimp.  

I also had the Antipasti from Emeril’s menu.  While each of the items only had a small, bite-sized portion, I was pleased with the variety of items on the plate.

I ordered the Seafood Newburg for my entree.  I have ordered this on previous Carnival cruises, and surprisingly enough, this was a much bigger portion of seafood!  Looking back on my old photos, half the plate was filled with a large scoop of rice, but not tonight!   This plate was covered in delicious seafood and I ate every bite of it!

Ian discovered a love for broccoli on this cruise.  It was served with most of the adult entrees, but he always asked to have it.  I think he liked that it was a “little tree.”

For dessert, I had the Dutch Double Chocolate Pave, and it was very good.

After dinner, we took Ian upstairs to Camp Ocean, then ran back to the cabin to drop off Ian’s dinner supplies.  While there, I stepped out onto the balcony to see a beautiful view of Puerto Vallarta all lit up at night.  

We went down to deck 5, and couldn’t resist a photo op as we passed through the atrium.

At first, we went to our usual spot upstairs in the Liquid Lounge to find seats for the comedy showcase, but when Jason saw so many empty seats downstairs, he convinced me we should go down there for this show.  

By the way, that photo was taken at 7:22pm, so clearly it wasn’t an issue to get seats for the comedy showcase despite there being nearly 5000 passengers on the ship!  It did fill in over the next 8 minutes, and I am sure people were still out exploring Puerto Vallarta, or had just returned to the ship and needed to get dinner, but you get my point.

I didn’t want to sit too close to the comedians for fear of them making fun of me, so we sat towards the back.

We found this duck sitting on one of the chairs, so we took it to give to Ian later tonight.

Two new comedians joined the ship today, so it was convenient to see them both back to back in this showcase and get a feel for their vibe.  We thought both of them were fantastic and we were laughing out loud for the entire show!  We saw 3 of the 4 comedians on this cruise and they were all extremely funny, so kudos to whoever is in charge of booking comedy entertainers for the Panorama! 

DJ Cooch went first:

And then we saw Jaylyn Bishop:

We made a mental note to try to catch more of their shows on the last 2 sea days because we really enjoyed their material.

When that wrapped up, we went to the Limelight Lounge for a karaoke competition.  Sometimes Jason likes to participate in karaoke, but this time we opted to just sit back and enjoy the show.

It was fun and the singers had great voices, but it was cut short because the karaoke machine rebooted when there was an announcement over the ship’s PA system.   The host explained that it would take 30 minutes to get the machine up and running again.  Seriously?!  It was a very antiquated system, so while he did start the reboot process, he later told us it would take too long and that he would have the competition rescheduled for the following day.  That was a bummer, so with nothing else to do, we went in search of a snack for Jason as he was getting hungry again.   We ended up at the Lido deli for grilled cheese, and sat near a window to watch as we sailed away from Puerto Vallarta.

After that, we went upstairs to pick up Ian from Camp Ocean, then back to the cabin to get ready for bed.  Tonight, we set clocks back one hour to prepare for our return to California in a few days.

Up next: Sea Day #2

Mazatlan is what I would consider to be a medium port.  The options of things to do are not nearly as limited as in La Paz, but it doesn’t have close to the number of options as Cabo and Puerto Vallarta.  Ian LOVES animals so I knew I wanted to show him animals in at least one of our ports.  Mazatlan opened a brand new aquarium in early 2023, and it is supposed to be one of the 10 largest aquariums in the world upon completion.  They are opening it in stages, so when I was doing my research over the summer, only part of it was opened for visitors.  I’m not sure what the timeline is to complete construction, and it may or may not already be done.  It was very hard to find reviews of people who have visited the new aquarium because it’s only been open for a few months, but I did see a Youtube video of someone who went there and the exhibits looked beautiful and interactive.  It seemed like a very doable activity, especially if the weather was cold or rainy that day.  I also liked that we didn’t need to buy tickets in advance so we could keep our options open in case we wanted to go at the last minute.

Another thing that I knew we wanted to do on one of the port days was to buy a day pass to an all-inclusive resort.  Of course Cabo and Puerto Vallarta have lots of options for resorts with a day pass, but they all seemed very expensive at $100+ per adult, and some also charged for toddlers.  As far as I could tell from my research, there are 2 resorts in Mazatlan which offer a day pass.  One is the El Cid Marina Beach Hotel, but this is where Carnival takes its ship excursion so there was no way I was going there too!  The other is called Hotel Playa Mazatlan, and it is located just a few minutes down the beach from El Cid.  While it is an older resort originally built in 1955, it seemed to be updated and get very good reviews online.  Best of all, they only charge around $40 per adult for unlimited food and drinks, use of facilities, palapas, and pools, and children under age 4 are free!  The resort looked amazing, with several different pools, waterfalls, beach access, and even a children’s area.  This looked like the perfect way to spend our day, and we did not need to buy tickets in advance so we could always switch our plans if the weather didn’t cooperate.  The one slight issue was that they don’t guarantee that they offer day passes every day.  If the hotel is overbooked, they reserve the right to decline a day pass, so they recommend calling that day to confirm.  Luckily, my cell phone plan includes free calling in Mexico, so I planned to call the hotel the day before while we were in La Paz (since I didn’t want to wait until that day to know what we were doing!).

About 2 weeks before our cruise, Hotel Playa Mazatlan revamped their website.  Since I’m always a bit anxious about our plans in port, even after I have settled on a plan, I continue to check all the websites regularly in case of changes.  Sure enough, they changed their day pass prices from 700 pesos (approximately $40 USD) to 850 pesos (closer to $50 USD).  It was still a great deal, especially compared to prices in Cabo and Puerto Vallarta, so while I wasn’t thrilled that our day would now cost $20 more than had we visited just a few weeks sooner, it wasn’t a deal breaker.  The bigger issue was the page with a detailed description of their day pass was completely gone, and I couldn’t find the details listed anywhere else on their website.  The link I had been using now gave me a “404- page not found” error.  The only information I could find was buried on the “services” page.  It said “With this deal, you can come any day of the week from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and enjoy our facilities with a family member who is staying at our hotel.”  Ummmm, say what?!  We obviously don’t have any family members who happened to be staying at this hotel on the day our cruise ship is in port.  When did that become a requirement??  Suddenly, our plans were in limbo.  I decided that I was going to play dumb and make believe I didn’t see the change on the website.  Maybe the person working at reception didn’t know about the policy change and would still honor the old day pass policy.  Or better yet, maybe they just meant this as an example of why you would want to use a day pass, but it wasn’t the only reason and they would still give day passes to anyone who wanted one.  I still planned to call the hotel the day before, and if worse came to worse, we had the aquarium as a backup option.

During Ian’s naptime yesterday, I went out onto the balcony to call the hotel.  I had written down 3 phone numbers.  The old version of the website listed the front desk phone number as where you should call to verify day pass availability.  After the website changed, I also jotted down the general “contact us” phone numbers.  They had 2 options, one for USA and one for Mexico.  I honestly didn’t know what that meant.  I have a cell phone registered in the US with a US phone number, but I would be using that phone in Mexico over Mexican cell service.  It didn’t hurt to bring all 3 numbers on my page of notes.  So back to the balcony… first, I called the front desk phone number, but I got one of those pre-recorded messages from the phone carrier saying they are not able to complete the call as dialed.  Ok, well since I am physically in Mexico, and the top left corner of my phone now says Telcel instead of Verizon, let’s try the 800 number listed for Mexico.  Nope!  I got the same pre-recorded error message.  Now I was getting nervous.  If I couldn’t speak to someone at the hotel, I was going to abort these plans and just go to the aquarium.  I didn’t want to risk showing up at the hotel, them demanding to know the room number and last name of my family member who was staying there, and rejecting us as we stood there in bathing suits ready for a day at the pool.  No thank you!  I could feel my heart racing as I dialed the 800 number to call the hotel from the US… and it worked!  Maybe I should have known to try that from the start, but I was overthinking things.  A man named Carlos answered the phone, and I asked if he spoke English.  He said “A little” so he did his best in English and I filled in my questions with my limited knowledge of Spanish.  I asked if they were selling day passes to the hotel for tomorrow, and he said yes, they have them every day.  I asked if it was okay for me to come with my husband and 2 year old son from the cruise ship, and he said yes, that was no problem.  I opted to omit a question about having my family staying at the hotel because he seemed very chill about the day pass and he didn’t give any indication that there would be a problem.  He said we could only have access to the hotel from 9am until 5pm, but I told him we would be gone by 3pm to be back on board the cruise ship long before sail away time.  He confirmed that they provide towels (good! Because I really didn’t want to schlep those big heavy blue Carnival towels into their hotel, which would make it even more obvious that we were day pass people and not actual hotel guests), and that the day pass included unlimited food and drinks and access to the pools and loungers.  By the end of the call, I felt confident about our plans for Mazatlan.

We all woke up at 7am from the vibration of the thrusters.  I didn’t mind the early wake up though because we had places to go, and slushie alcohol-filled drinks to drink!  I took a peek out on the balcony, and we were just pulling into the dock in Mazatlan.

Look at all those white tour vans lined up and waiting to pick up passengers!  Having already packed our bags last night, we got ready quickly and went to Lido at 8am for a lite breakfast.  Our day pass would include breakfast and lunch at the hotel, but since it would still be an hour or two before we had food in front of us, we wanted to eat a little something on the ship first.  I got a half-slice of French Toast for Ian and myself, plus a lemon poppyseed muffin.  I love how the muffins in the breakfast buffet are just the muffin tops.  Everyone knows that is the best part of the muffin, so this probably cuts down on a lot of wasted food (I have definitely been known to break off the bottom stump of a muffin and throw it away because it’s not as good as the golden, crispy top part!  Also, props to anyone who gets the Seinfeld reference!)

We got off the ship by 8:15am, and took an open air shuttle for the short ride from the ship to the port exit.  We were not allowed to walk through this port as it’s a busy working port with shipping containers and lots of action, so I assume these shuttles were there for our safety.  They only held about 20 passengers, so it filled up quickly and we were on our way.

We had to walk past lots of stores to exit the port, and at first I wasn’t even sure where we were going and if we were still in the port or if this was the streets of Mazatlan.  Eventually, we saw what we assumed were the port gates, so we asked one of the staff to double check and he said yes, we should exit the gate and that’s where an Uber could pick us up.  Out of habit, my eyes scanned the list of options in the Uber app for the cheapest price, but be careful!  The cheapest option on Uber in Mexico is a scooter!  That definitely would not work for 2 adults, one toddler, and a stroller!!  I requested an Uber X and it arrived 2 minutes later.

A nice, new, clean car pulled up with enough space in the trunk for Ian’s stroller.  The ride to the hotel took 15 minutes and cost $4.11 USD.  Can’t beat that!

We pulled up to the Hotel Playa Mazatlan just before 9am. The Uber dropped us off on the street, but in hindsight, he probably could have pulled up to the front of the hotel where guests unload their luggage.  We put Ian in his stroller and walked across the street to enter the hotel property.

The reception area was in a big room with a long counter behind a glass partition, and a separate line for checking in and checking out.  We got on line to check in, and when it was our turn, they said the person who handles day passes would arrive soon and that we should wait to the side.  Ok, that was promising, they had a dedicated person to handle day passes.  This must be a legit thing to do at this hotel.  

10 minutes later, they called us back to the desk and explained all the rules of the day pass, and had us sign off on the policies.  

They took a cash deposit of $30 USD, and I confirmed that they would give me back the deposit in USD as I didn’t want to receive pesos back.  They gave us 3 blue cards that we could exchange for towels, and we had to trade the towels back at the end of the day to return the blue cards or we would be charged 250 pesos ($15 USD).  He put a bracelet on Jason’s and my wrist, but Ian didn’t need to wear one.  After that, we were free to enjoy our day.  No one said anything about needing to know someone staying at the hotel, so clearly I just took that blurb on the website too literally and anyone is free to visit and pay for a day pass.  I asked for a map so we could find our way around, and then we were on our way.

We walked around briefly to get a lay of the land and decide where we wanted to set up our spot for the day.  The hotel grounds were beautifully maintained, and hardly anyone was out this early in the morning.  There was a rectangular pool across from the lobby with several lounge chairs, but it looked like a pool for laps, or maybe playing water polo or volleyball or something, and we hoped to find something more scenic.  We walked down a corridor and it opened up to the beach.  There were lots of lounge chairs under palapas in the sand and shockingly, no one was using any of them!  

Next to the beach, there was a beautiful pool with a waterfall and a swim up bar, so this seemed like a perfect spot for us to hang out today. 

It was kind of strange, though, because there weren’t any loungers.  I don’t think I have ever seen a hotel with no lounge chairs at the pool.  There were a few palapas with upright chairs at the far side of the pool, so we gathered 3 of the chairs under a palapa that was against the side of a hill so we knew we’d be protected and in the shade, and we set up our towels here for the day.

Bars at the hotel don’t open until 11am.  That was the one thing that surprised me most about this all-inclusive resort.  I was under the impression that they served alcohol 24 hours a day, or at least from 7am until sometime around midnight or 1am or something.  What if people wanted a mimosa or Bloody Mary with their breakfast?  That caught us off guard since we would only have about 6 hours at the hotel and this took away 2 hours of our drinking time.  Breakfast was still being served, so we went to the buffet to get something to eat.  There was a very long line, so it took about 20 minutes to reach the front, but along the way, we caught a sneak peek at the food and it looked good and well-stocked.

When we got to the front of the line, the long wait made sense.  A hostess greeted us and asked how many people were in our party, then she escorted us to our table.  This was wonderful!  Unlike at the buffet on the cruise ship, where you have to walk around searching for a vacant table, the hotel staff seated us which eliminated a lot of stress.  I was actually surprised at how far apart they spaced the tables.  Maybe I just got used to the tight spaces on the ship, but there was plenty of space between the tables here so it didn’t feel crowded, even though every table was occupied.

Jason sat at the table with Ian while I went to the buffet to get our food.  The buffet had lots of options, from fresh fruit, to yogurt, to typical breakfast options like pancakes, french toast, and waffles.  They had lots of pre-made Mexican food options (obviously!) and a salsa station, but there was also a station for made-to-order eggs and another for chilaquiles.  They were constantly refilling the trays of food, and with so many people eating at once, nothing appeared to be sitting out too long and it was all served at the appropriate temperatures. 

Fresh fruit

Yogurt

Salsa bar

Fresh salads

I made eye contact with the woman making fresh waffles behind the counter, so she gave me a fresh one straight from the waffle maker.  I knew Ian would be thrilled, as he loves waffles and I could never find them at the Lido breakfast on the ship.

Jason opted for the made-to-order chilaquiles, one of his favorite Mexican breakfast dishes.

The dining tables had a beautiful view over the beach, looking out towards Isla de Venados.

We finished breakfast by 10:30, so since the bars weren’t open yet, we decided to go to the pool.  Jason took Ian to the bathroom to change him into a swim diaper and bathing suit, so I sat in our chairs, scrolling through social media on my phone.  Suddenly, this big guy strolled over, right in front of me!

He walked across the shaded area, through the rails on the fence, and plopped himself down in a sunny spot on the grass next to our chairs.  That was unexpected since we were inside the area of the resort, but maybe he came from out on the beach?

When Ian got back from getting changed, I brought him over to see the iguana, and then we realized there was a whole koi pond over there.  Ian got a kick out of saying “Hi!” to the fish!

By now, it was 11am, so Jason went off to find a bar to get us some drinks, while I hung out with Ian.

He was ready to go in the pool, so I took him over there, but wow!  That water was COLD!!  No wonder the pool was empty all day!  Guests staying at the hotel must have already figured it out that the water in the pool is freezing and while it is beautiful to look at, it is terrible for swimming!  Maybe it warms up naturally in the summer, but in early January, when the air temperatures were forecast to reach a high of 75 degrees, it was way too cold.  There was a long series of 3 long steps that spanned the width of the pool, so Ian had a blast walking back and forth in the ankle-deep water.

Side note:  We enrolled Ian in swim lessons last summer, but he hated it and cried every time.  Living in Phoenix, nearly everyone has a pool so it is very important that he learns to swim ASAP to decrease his risk of drowning.  The nightly news over the summer seems to constantly air stories about toddlers falling into backyard pools and drowning.  It’s scary stuff and we don’t want to become a statistic, so we will start up Ian’s swim lessons again in the spring.  Hopefully now that he’s a little older, he will make some progress and start enjoying it.  In the meantime, we made sure to keep close watch over him today with all of this time in the pool.  He is in this annoying stage where he is too big for the infant pool safety floats we used to use, and too small for the toddler ones.  I have a puddle jumper for him, but he’s still too small for it and he doesn’t weigh the minimum weight yet, so I left it at home and just made sure we were always within arm’s reach of him while he was near the pool.

Speaking of our responsible parenting… this is when Jason returned with our drinks LOL  Good timing!  He got a pina colada for himself, and a strawberry daiquiri for me.

While tasty, the drinks weren’t very strong.  We realized quickly that there’s an easy solution for this… ask the bartender to make the drinks stronger!  Since it’s an all-inclusive, we could have asked for a shot on the side and poured it in the drink to make it stronger, but then it gets too liquidy and loses the slushy consistency.  For our next round, we just said something to the bartender and he was much more generous with the pours.  Problem solved!  

Now that we were happy with our drinks, I left Jason and Ian to play in the pool while I walked around the grounds to take some photos.  While it made for a cute photo, this picture is a bit deceptive- Ian only lasted a few seconds on that lower step before retreating to the ankle-deep water on the top step haha

Right near where we were sitting, there was a set of stairs running up along the side of the pool.

I climbed up and found a jacuzzi up there.  The hotel policy is that the jacuzzis are only for adults, so we didn’t bother using them because Ian couldn’t go in with us.  It looked like a nice place to hang out though, especially with the great views, and I’m sure the water temperature was more tolerable than the swimming pool!

Staying up at the top of the stairs, I walked past the jacuzzi to an overlook with a view of the beach.  The building on the far right was where we ate breakfast.

Looking back in the other direction, I could see all the other hotels along the beach.  The views are amazing no matter which hotel you pick along that beach.

Turning back the way I came, I walked back down the flight of stairs.

Alongside the staircase is a hallway that goes underneath the jacuzzi.  Be careful of this guy- he spits water at you as you walk past him!

There were also bathrooms in that hallway, located conveniently next to the pool and jacuzzi.

At the far side of the hallway was another set up stairs, which led up to the same jacuzzi.

There was also a pretty waterfall feature up there.

I could see Jason and Ian were still walking around in the pool, so I continued on with my tour.

This photo shows a good view of the swim up bar at the pool where we hung out all day.  We never saw them open this bar, but maybe they only use it on weekends or in the summer when it’s warm enough that more people are in the pool?

I walked back through the original corridor we used to access the beach and pool area, and into the lobby.  Sorry for the blurry photo- that’s what happens when I am snapping pictures as I walk!

This was the pool right across from the reception desk.  By now, more people were sitting on the loungers (it was totally empty when we arrived at 9am), and it sounded like there was someone hosting a game of some sort.  He was speaking in Spanish over the microphone so I didn’t follow what he was saying.

This smaller pool was off to the side of the big pool.  It was packed with kids, so maybe this is where the kid’s club takes the kids to swim??  You had to be 4 years old to use the kids club at the hotel, so once I knew Ian wasn’t old enough, I didn’t really look into the details.

Just beyond those pools, there is a sand volleyball court.  It was tucked away between some buildings with hotel rooms, and was surrounded by lush palm trees, giving the court lots of shade.

This little shark slide looked like fun.  I meant to bring Ian back here, but we never got the chance.

I was just looking back at the map of the hotel.  I wish I had continued walking beyond the volleyball courts because apparently there was another area for kids with water slides and a big pirate ship, and Ian would have loved playing back there.  Now that I think of it, I did see photos of that area when I was researching prior to the cruise, but that day, I totally forgot about it and we never found this area.  Here are some of the photos from the hotel’s website…

After the volleyball court, I doubled back the way I came.  In my photo of the lobby, you can see 2 archways at the far side of the lobby.  I walked through the archway and discovered this swing set and play structure.  How fun!

There was also a water feature that poured water down from overhead.

Right next to it was another small pool with 4 water slides.  I found it so interesting that this hotel had so many different pools in different areas.  It really helped to spread out the guests and the hotel never felt crowded all day.  If it weren’t for the line at the buffet this morning, I would have wondered if anyone was actually staying here!

There was also a smaller water slide for little kids…

Just to the side of the water slides, there was a pathway which led back to the pool where Jason and Ian were hanging out.

By now, Ian had given up on the cold water and opted instead to walk along the ledge.  Those little toddler footprints were just too cute not to snap a photo!

I was happy to see my baby again, but he didn’t look so thrilled to see me!  #Toddlers!

It looked like there were a few people up on top using the jacuzzi, but the regular pool was still empty, and the swim up bar was still closed.

Ian wanted his sunglasses so he could look like mommy and daddy…

Jason was ready for a refill, so I left him to play with Ian while I went to the bar for another round of drinks.  On the way there, I noticed someone was parasailing over the water!  I don’t know if it was from a private vendor or through the hotel, but I watched them land on the beach in front of the hotel.  From my experience on the Sky Ride on the ship, I wasn’t so sure I could handle parasailing, but it was fun to watch someone else do it!

The bar near the dining area had no one else in line, so I walked right up and asked the bartender to make a strawberry daiquiri for me and a pina colada for Jason, but to make them extra strong.  He said it was no problem and made the drinks very quickly.  It looked like he poured half a bottle of rum into the blender, so our request was definitely granted!  I could get used to this all-inclusive experience!

When I got back to where the boys were playing, I told Jason about the other pool with the 4 water slides just down the hall from us.  We packed up our stuff and went over there so Ian could play on the slides.  I was so proud of him for going down the big water slides.  He has never been on a water slide before, and he is just learning to hold his balance upright when going down the small slide in our backyard, so this was a big leap for him.  We started with me putting him a third of the way up the slide, and Jason stood in the pool to catch him.  Then each time, I put him a little higher up, and after a few rounds, he felt confident enough to climb up the stairs on his own and go down the whole slide.  Way to go Ian!  

We stayed here for a little while, and only one other family ever came by.  It was so nice to basically have the pools to ourselves all day!

At around 1:30pm, we started to get hungry again.  We wanted to head back to the ship around 3pm, so we decided to get changed back into dry clothes and go to the buffet for lunch.  At this point, there wouldn’t have been much time to go back in the pool after lunch anyway, and it is more comfortable to eat in dry clothes.

We got to the lunch buffet at 1:45pm, and there was no line to get in and hardly anyone was seated at the dining tables.  I’m not sure if we missed the rush (lunch opened at 1pm), or if we beat the rush, or maybe people just skip lunch after having a big breakfast?  Anyway, as expected, they had all of the typical Mexican food options available at the buffet, plus there was a big salad bar.   

Salad bar:

Hot food options:

Bread station:

I had some veggies, pasta, and a quesadilla.

Of course, Ian stole most of my pasta LOL

After lunch, we tried getting Ian to go down into the sand, but he wasn’t interested.  We hoped he would have a chance to splash around in the ocean, but he preferred not to get messy in the sand.  Oh well, maybe next cruise!

I don’t know where all the hotel guests disappeared to, but hardly anyone was down on the beach.

With it getting later in the day, we brought our borrowed towels back to the front desk to exchange for the blue cards, then went over to the reception desk to check out.  They cut off our wristbands, returned my $30 USD cash deposit, and we were free to leave.  Overall, we had a great experience with the day pass at Hotel Playa Mazatlan, and we would definitely consider coming back if we return here on a future cruise.  It is located close to the cruise port, so it is easy to get there by Uber or a taxi.  The food was plentiful and fresh.  There was never a line at the bar, and the drinks were all good (especially after we asked to have them made stronger).  There were multiple pools to explore and things to do, so if we do return, we could have a totally different experience by going to the other side of the resort, or maybe even convincing Ian to go down to the beach.  It never felt crowded, and as day pass holders, we never felt out of place amongst the guests staying overnight at the hotel.  Sure, it wasn’t as fancy as some of the newer resorts, but it also only cost $50 per person, so we can’t really complain about that!  I do think it would feel a little small if we were staying there for several days as hotel guests, and I imagine the food would get repetitive after a while, but for a short 6-hour day pass visit, there was more than enough variety.  Overall, it was a great day!

We walked down to the street and I requested an Uber back to the port. It took him about 12 minutes to arrive and it cost 120 pesos (nearly twice what we paid this morning but it was still only $7 USD, so we were happy with that).  

As soon as we got in the car and drove away, Ian fell asleep.

We usually try to keep him awake for short car rides because those quick 10-minute naps in the car on the ride home will totally destroy our chances at a good long nap in his crib.  This time, we just let him sleep.  Despite some crazy moments, he was such a trooper for most of this cruise, and if he needed a nap right then, he could have it.  

We passed the Mazatlan letters along the beach on the drive home.  This was the only port when we didn’t have a chance to take our touristy photo with the letters, so this was the best I could do…

The Uber dropped us off outside the gates of the port, and we walked past all the shops again.  Unlike this morning, the shops and restaurants were much more lively now, but we didn’t stop to look around because we wanted to get Ian back to hopefully finish his nap.

There was a short line for the shuttle, but we didn’t wait too long before we could find seats.

Then the shuttle drove us the 2 minute ride, past the shipping containers and over to the ship.

There she is, waiting right where we left her!

We got back to the cabin at 4pm, and this little sting ray was waiting to greet us.  

Jason put Ian in his crib in hopes he would take a nap, while I stepped out onto the balcony to take some more photos.

After an hour of trying to get Ian to nap, we admitted defeat.  Sure enough, that short nap in the Uber destroyed our chances at a good long nap in the crib.  With fingers crossed that the short nap was sufficient and we wouldn’t have a repeat of New Year’s Eve, we released Ian from his crib, gave him a quick shower, and went out to the balcony to watch a beautiful sunset as we sailed away from Mazatlan. 

The sunsets on this cruise were truly spectacular, and tonight was another prime example!

For a while, I thought we would see the elusive green flash because the skies were crystal clear.

Of course, just as the sun was about to hit the water line, some clouds gathered at the horizon and there was no green flash.

The sun went down just in time for us to head down to the MDR for dinner. For my appetizer, I had the shrimp cocktail and the BBQ beef spring roll.  Both were good but nothing special, although at least they were served as expected and as described on the menu.

I had the eggplant parmigiana for my entree.  It was tasty, but I wished they plated it over a bed of spaghetti.

The short nap didn’t phase Ian… he was having a great time watching Cars on his phone and stealing bites of food from my plate.

I had the cheese plate for dessert.  Imagine my surprise when this is what they brought me…

I’m sorry, but that just looked sad.  On our 2019 cruise, the MDR dessert cheese plate looked like this:

They had the same 5 varieties of cheese, but the pieces were significantly larger, they included fresh fruit, and several pieces of bread.  I was really trying not to be too critical of all the cutbacks that we noticed throughout the week, but it was getting hard to ignore.

None of the evening entertainment for tonight appealed to us.  After so many long, busy days and late nights in a row, we decided to go right back to the cabin after dinner.  We put Ian to sleep, and we called it a night and went to sleep right along with him.  

Up next: Puerto Vallarta

Back when I was researching daily excursions, I decided to start my research with the smallest, least touristy port, and move on from there.  That was La Paz, and no surprise, it proved to be the most challenging port to pick an excursion.  The port itself is industrial and there isn’t anything to do in that immediate area.  Most cruise passengers go to the center of town where they can walk along the Malecon, go to a restaurant, or shop in some of the touristy shops.  I’m not really a fan of shopping for trinkets that will just gather dust on a shelf once we get home (and Ian gets bored quickly when we put him in the stroller to go shopping at home), so while this was a possibility, it was not my first choice of what to do that day.  

There are 2 popular beaches located about 15 minutes north of the cruise port.  They looked very pretty, but also very remote.  I was unsure about the idea of spending the day at the beach, especially one with few resources.  I was not sure if there was any natural shade, or a place to rent an umbrella and some lounge chairs.  When we go to the pool at our community center, Ian is content for about an hour and then he’s ready to go home.  It seemed like a lot of effort to go to the beach if he was only going to tolerate it for an hour and then want to leave. This was still a possibility on my list, but not the ideal choice.

Another very popular activity in La Paz is swimming with whale sharks and/or sea lions.  Pre-child, there is no doubt in my mind that this is how Jason and I would have opted to spend our day.  La Paz is one of the top places in the world to swim with whale sharks, and this seemed like an incredible bucket-list opportunity.  The problem was that this would definitely not be a toddler-friendly excursion.  It would involve riding on a small boat out into the Sea of Cortez, and spending several hours on that boat.  My past experience with similar tours was that everyone jumps in the water together, so who would be left on the boat to watch Ian?  And even if Jason and I could somehow take turns going in the water, it still seemed unsafe to take a toddler on a small boat in the open water.  We spent a lot of time debating back and forth on if we should leave Ian in Camp Ocean while we left the ship to do this excursion.  There are some tours which last the whole day and include swimming with both whale sharks and sea lions, then having lunch somewhere, then going to the beach, and we would be gone for 7+ hours.  We knew we couldn’t do a tour like that, but we thought it would be possible to pick a shorter 2-3 hour tour in the morning.  Ian has been going to daycare full time Monday through Friday for 10 hours a day since he was 6 months old.  He loves daycare and always has so much fun (based on the reports from his teachers and from all the photos they upload into the school app), but we had no way to know in advance how he would react to camp on the cruise with all new kids and counselors and a new environment he wasn’t used to.  Unfortunately, swimming with whale sharks would have to wait for another time, but it wasn’t in the cards for this cruise.

Every few weeks through the fall, I did another search online for things to do in La Paz, hoping to see something new.  In the end, I really couldn’t find anything specific that would work for us, so we decided to do something we almost never do and have no plans for the day.  We would find our way to the downtown area, walk along the Malecon, and see where the day took us.  The biggest question was how exactly would we get downtown?  La Paz is not a very common cruise port for Carnival, so there was basically no information about it on Cruise Critic.  Some Princess itineraries go there, and I was able to find out that Princess offered their passengers a free shuttle bus to get downtown, but I had no idea if Carnival would make the same arrangements for us.  Princess is owned by Carnival Corporation so I kept my fingers crossed that they would handle things similarly for us.  Planning to have no plan kind of gives me anxiety with all the unknowns, but worst case scenario, we would just cut the day short and go back to the ship, or just never get off the ship at all that day.

Last night, Nino left us a paper with details about the complimentary shuttle bus to transport passengers from the ship to the beach and/or to downtown La Paz.  I was so relieved to get this information because it made it possible for us to get downtown.  Whew!

With no specific plans for the day, I didn’t set an alarm and figured we could sleep in until our toddler alarm woke us up.  After going to sleep so late last night, I really hoped Ian would sleep in, but nope!  He had other plans and woke up at 7:30am today, so he only got 8 hours of sleep instead of the 12 hours he gets at home.  

From the balcony, it looked like a beautiful morning in La Paz.

We all got dressed and went to Lido for Blue Iguana burritos and arepas. Even Ian loved the arepas!

Since we weren’t in any rush, I left the boys at our breakfast table and went up to deck 11 where I could take some photos of the port without windows blocking the view.

As you can see, there is a whole lot of nothing nearby the port.  This is definitely not a place where you can get off the ship and just walk around on your own.  Thank goodness for those complimentary shuttles to take us somewhere with something to do!  We finished up with breakfast, then got off the ship at 10am.

It was a short walk past the 4 or 5 vendors and through the port building, and then we found the large shuttle bus waiting for us.  The bus was nearly full when we got there, so Jason and Ian boarded while I loaded the stroller into the storage compartment under the bus.

I was surprised that there was no wait or line to get on the bus.  I’m not sure if it was more crowded earlier in the morning, but this worked out great for us.  Jason snagged the 3-seater row at the very back of the bus so we could all sit together.  We left the port shortly after boarding the bus.

Ian has never ridden on a bus before and he loved it.  He stared out the window for the entire ride.  Maybe he was just excited to face forwards on a moving vehicle, since his car seat is still installed in the backwards facing direction?  When he returned to daycare the week after the cruise, his teachers asked him his favorite part of the cruise.  Ian’s response: “I rode on a bus!” …#Toddlers!

A minute or two into the ride, a lady stood up at the front of the bus and introduced herself as our guide for the bus ride.  I don’t remember her name, but she told us lots of facts and information about La Paz, which helped pass the time as we drove the 15 minute ride to our first stop at the beach.  I tried to snap a few photos along the way, but it’s always challenging from a moving bus and with the window glare.  

I happened to capture this man riding his bike… I didn’t even see him coming!  Good timing, I guess!

I knew that the Baja Peninsula was in a desert climate, but I had no idea they had this many cacti!  I live in Phoenix.  I see cactus every day, but rarely do I see so many cacti so close together.  It was beautiful!

We pulled over at the beach at 10:20am and the guide explained that we had the option to exit the bus here to go to the beach, or we could stay on until the next stop downtown.  She said the buses would come every 20 minutes, but that if you wanted to go to the beach, you should get off now because after leaving downtown, the bus would return back to the ship and not stop at the beach again.  Nearly everyone got off the bus here.  I tried to get a sneak peek at the beach, but I couldn’t really see much from the bus.

No one was ready to leave the beach this early in the day, so the bus left with those of us who stayed on, and drove another 15 minutes until we reached downtown.  I took a screenshot of Google Maps so we could find our way back to this spot later on to catch the shuttle back to the bus, but that wasn’t necessary as it was very easy to find.  We were at the main bus station downtown and it was a busy hub for both tourists and locals alike.

Sorry about the sun glare but this was the outside of the bus station:

As I mentioned, we didn’t have much of a plan for today besides walking along the Malecon and getting a drink or maybe lunch somewhere.  The weather was absolutely perfect with temps in the mid 70s, low humidity, and a slight breeze.  The Malecon is beautiful with lots of shops and restaurants on the inland side, and a long walking path along the ocean side. There were a bunch of sculptures along the way, so Jason pushed Ian in the stroller and I tried to snap a few photos as we walked along.

It was such a perfect day for a walk along the beach!  I’m not sure how deep the sand was at the beach where the bus dropped people off, but the stretch of beach along the Malecon was beautiful and there were lots of people swimming and sunbathing.  You could very easily have a beach day down here at the beach and skip the other beach stop.

Like most touristy cities, La Paz had the giant brightly colored letters spelling out the city name as a photo opportunity.  We waited for a few families ahead of us in line, then we had our turn.  It was nice that people just naturally lined up to give each family their own photo op.  I have seen similar touristy photo ops when people weren’t nearly as civilized, so everyone ended up with strangers in their photos.  No one wants that!

While we waited in line, a guy came up to each family trying to sell footage from his drone at the La Paz sign.  He said he would get a video of you standing in front of the sign waving, then he flew the drone up and down the Malecon, and then came back towards you from out over the water to capture your image from the other direction.  The people ahead of us did it, and Ian loved watching the drone fly, but we opted to just have the people behind us in line take the photo on my phone for free.  I do wish I had thought to ask him what he charged as we were curious about it, but we never found out.

Ian wouldn’t cooperate and look at the woman taking our picture, and he was getting fussy in his stroller, so we just rolled him off to the side and Jason and I took a nice photo together.

After that, we continued walking down the Malecon.  

There was a nice wide pier jutting out into the water, so we took a detour to walk along the pier and see the views.

We walked about a mile down the Malecon until the beach ended in a marina.  There was a fun restaurant and bar right on the water called Estrella del Mar.  It wasn’t busy and they had lots of tables outside on the patio with shade, so we stopped in for a drink.  

Dos Equis was 50 pesos (just under $3 USD), so we ordered a round of drinks. 

Ian had fun dancing around on the deck and burned off some energy while we relaxed in the shade and enjoyed our beers.  

The thatched roof made some weird shadows across our faces.  Too bad, because otherwise this would have been a great photo!

We were having such a lovely time that we ended up ordering a second round of beers.  We were both still full from that breakfast burrito at Blue Iguana this morning or I would have suggested we order some food too.  When we finished our drinks, it was time for the mile-long walk back to the bus station.  At first we walked along the Malecon, admiring the views, but then we got too hot so we crossed over to the inland side because there was shade from the store awnings.

We got back to the bus station at 1:30pm and at first, we weren’t sure where to go.  There were lots of locals coming and going because the city and regional buses also used this station.  We noticed there was a line wrapping around the corner, and when we looked closer, we realized some people had Carnival towels and Sign and Sail cards in their hands.  We found the end of the line and asked the people ahead of us to make sure this was the right place.  It was, so we got in line behind them.

Even though the line seemed really long, it only took 20 minutes to reach the front of the line.  This time, the shuttle was a public city bus instead of a coach bus, so there wasn’t space underneath to put the stroller, but they just let us collapse it and carry it on through the wheelchair door at the back of the bus.  It took about 30 minutes to drive back to the ship, and there was just a short line of people waiting to board.  We went straight back to the cabin so Ian could nap, and this little guy was waiting for us:

Jason stayed in the cabin with Ian while I went to Lido to get us a Fungi pizza to share.  Like yesterday, it wasn’t crowded and I got my pizza right away.  I brought it back to the cabin and we took it out onto the balcony.  As pleasant as the weather was while we were out in the sun by the beach, it was actually kind of chilly sitting out on the balcony.  We were on the shaded side of the ship, and I needed to wear a light long sleeve shirt to avoid goosebumps.  

While we were out on the balcony, we chatted about how nice it was to have an unstructured, low key day in port.  I almost always pack my port days full of exciting things to do, so it is very rare that we end up just walking a mile along the beach, getting a beer, then walking back and calling it a day.  It was very refreshing and we had a great day.  Not so great that I was going to abort the rest of our port day plans, but great enough that maybe I’ll save one port day on our next cruise for a similar low key day… maybe!

We were treated to a glorious sunset as we watched the ship sail away from La Paz.

Adios, La Paz!  Thanks for a fun, relaxing day!

Ian napped until 6pm, at which point we woke him up because we were afraid he wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight.  Unfortunately, we missed our 5:30pm dinner in the MDR, but we thought Ian could use the rest after so many missed naps and short nights of sleep over the last few days.  I really wished dinner was at 6pm like it was supposed to be because 5:30 is just too early on port days.  I will share the MDR menus here, even though we didn’t get to go there…

We decided to go up to the Lido buffet and see what they had for dinner.  We entered through the midship elevator bank, but that first section of stations was closed because they were using it to feed the kids in Camp Ocean.  This was another reason I was annoyed that they moved the fixed early dining time to 5:30pm.  Camp Ocean didn’t open for dinner until 6pm, so what did they expect us to do?  If we wanted Ian to eat with camp, we either had to miss our own dinner in the MDR, or we had to bring him to dinner for 30 minutes but not let him eat anything, and one of us would run him up to camp and hopefully get back in time before the appetizers came to the table.  The timing really made no sense, so we never ended up bringing Ian to dinner with camp.

Ian said he wanted pizza tonight so we got him a margarita pizza.  

I wasn’t really in the mood for the options at the buffet, so I got my favorite deli option, the meatball sandwich.  I noticed they had the shrimp and crab cakes from Emeril’s menu from the MDR, so I decided to try one and I thought it was fantastic.  

We dropped Ian up in Camp Ocean and went to the Liquid Lounge to find seats for the Rock Revolution production show.  The doors opened at 7, and when we arrived at 7:15 there were still plenty of open seats. 

I prefer to sit in the upper level of the theater.  I’m short, so if I sit downstairs where there’s no slant to the floor, the person in front of me always blocks my view.  The seats upstairs had a steep stadium seating, so I had a great view, even if it meant I was further from the stage.  That technique has always worked well for me on all of my cruises because the performers usually just stay up on the stage, or maybe they walk down the aisles briefly, but I could always see what was happening below.  With Rock Revolution, the whole stage extended out into the seating area downstairs, so it was hard to see what they were doing from upstairs.  Of course, we could hear the songs just fine, we just couldn’t see the performance for that part of the show.  This photo gives you an idea of what I mean…

Theme of Rock Revolution was Summer of 1969 and Woodstock.  It didn’t have any plot, just a bunch of songs sung concert-style, including Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In, Come Together by The Beatles, Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel, Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin, and You Make Me So Very Happy by Blood, Sweat, and Tears.

One of my favorite parts of the show was the use of drones and lasers during Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.  It was so unique and definitely not something I have seen done on a cruise ship before.  It was very hard to capture a photo just using my iPhone camera, but this will give you an idea of how it looked…

.The show was 45 minutes, then we went back to the cabin to pack our bags for getting off the ship tomorrow.  We still had some time before we had to pick up Ian at camp, so we went down to the piano bar for the 9pm show with Mat (spelled with one ‘T’). 

I usually love going to piano bars.  I’m not a very good dancer, so the club isn’t for me, but sitting in a chair, singing along to some of my favorite music is my idea of a wonderful night.  Unfortunately, we thought Mat missed the mark as a piano bar entertainer.  His voice was good, and he knows how to play the piano, but there’s more to it than that… especially on a cruise ship, where piano bars usually have a certain kind of vibe.  His song selection was very low-energy.  He claimed he likes to alternate ballads with upbeat songs but his upbeat songs were not sing-along songs.  He played “Isn’t She Lovely” by Lionel Richie, “1999” and “Purple Rain” by Prince, and “When September Ends” by Green Day.  We like all of those songs, but they aren’t good sing-along piano bar songs.  Most people barely know any lyrics beyond the chorus, and those songs are far from “upbeat.”  Maybe things got better later in the night, but we couldn’t stay out late when traveling with a toddler.  

We left at 9:30 to get Ian from Camp Ocean, and beat the line to pick up before they start charging at 10pm.  Then we went back to the cabin and all went to bed to rest up for another fun day in Mexico tomorrow.

Up next: Mazatlan!

Let’s chat a little bit about planning our day in Cabo… Jason visited Cabo with his parents and extended family on a cruise many years ago, long before he knew me.  He has great memories of the day he spent with his cousins at Cabo Wabo, so at the very least, I knew that was one possibility of something we could do today.  I’m not so sure how toddler-friendly it is (the biggest concern being how loud they play the music), but I do know that Cabo has plenty of bars and restaurants close by the tender port, so going out for lunch was one option.  I looked into a day pass for an all-inclusive resort, but everything I found cost more than I wanted to spend.  Whale watching tours are very popular in Cabo, especially at the time of year we would be there.  We did a 3-hour whale watching tour in Puerto Vallarta in December 2018, and honestly, it was kind of boring.  It wasn’t until the very end on our way back to the dock that we finally saw 2 whales swimming alongside the boat for a few minutes.  Yes, that was very exciting, but we spent the whole rest of the time unsuccessfully searching for whales and it just got monotonous by the end.  Obviously, I understand that we are looking for wild animals in their natural habitat so there is never a guarantee you will see a whale, much less see one leap out of the ocean into the sky, putting on a show for us, but I didn’t want to repeat that experience while also trying to entertain a toddler.  

I searched on Cruise Critic for ideas of things to do in Cabo with a toddler, and someone mentioned they used to have a yellow submarine that took you underwater to see the fish.  OMG! That would be so perfect for us!!  Ian LOVES animals, and this would be even better than going to an aquarium because he could see the underwater animals in their natural environments.  We used to do multiple snorkeling excursions on each cruise, so this would sort of be the next best thing in a toddler-friendly version.  None of the comments I read mentioned a specific company name, so it was very hard to track down more information on how to book this tour.  After a bit of searching on Google, I found what looked like the right company.  It talked about all the details of the tour, with pictures of the yellow submarine, prices for adults and children, and contact information including a link to a website to book the tickets.  Unfortunately, when I went to the website, I got a “404- page not found” error.  After a bit more research, I found out that they no longer have the submarine used on this excursion and it is no longer an option.  What a huge bummer!!

Back to square one, I kept searching until I came across a tour on Viator with a company called Aquabulle.  There wasn’t a single mention of them on Cruise Critic or Trip Advisor, so I was very hesitant.  I was able to find their Facebook page, but everything was in Spanish and there weren’t many comments or reviews.  So why did I even consider this company?  Well, in theory, this tour was perfect for us!  Aquabulle is like a combination of a whale watching boat and a submarine, and gives us the best of both worlds.  It is a bigger boat, allowing a maximum of 50 passengers on each tour, with an upper deck so they can take you out to see the famous Arch and possibly to see some whales.  It has a middle deck that is all indoors with windows all around, so if it is cold or rainy, we can still see all the sites above water.  But the most exciting feature on Aquabulle is the lower level which is below the surface of the water, with huge windows along both sides of the boat so you can see all the fish without actually getting in the water!  

Here are 2 of the photos of their boat from their Facebook page:

I sent Aquabulle a message through their Facebook page to clarify a few of the details and logistics.  They said that they were indeed operating tours on New Year’s Day (I just wanted to double check to be sure!), and the cost was $65 for adults, and children age 5 and under were free.  While they could not pick us up from the cruise ship tender dock, they said it’s a short ride to their boat and they gave me directions.  They also confirmed that the price includes alcoholic beverages, soda, bottled water, and chicken tacos for lunch.  They said I could book directly with them, but it was the same price as if I booked through Viator.  I opted to book through Viator because if anything were to go wrong, at least Viator’s customer service could help resolve the issue.

Ian slept in this morning and woke us up at 6:30am.  We all got dressed and went up to Lido for breakfast.  Ian had French toast and hash brown patties. Jason and I had Blue Iguana burritos and arepas.  This is definitely my favorite cruise ship breakfast on a port day.  It is very filling so it holds me over until I get back to the ship after my excursion and I can often get away with not eating anything on shore if I don’t want to, plus it tastes really good!  There were a few people on line ahead of me, but they had two guys working to make the burritos so that saved time and there was only a few minutes delay to place my order.

I found a table by the window in the outdoor seating area nearby.

Yummmmm!  Those crunchy crumpled hash browns really make all the difference!  

We were finished eating by 8am, and we were still sailing into Cabo, so we walked around the outside decks admiring the view.  It was a picture perfect day today, with partly cloudy skies and temperatures predicted to reach the high 70’s.

As soon as we passed the Arch, we knew we were getting close to anchoring, so we went back to our cabin to apply sunscreen and grab our bags.

Yesterday, Nino delivered a letter to our cabin with instructions for the tender process. 

General passengers on the ship had to get tender tickets yesterday, but with FTTF, we could skip that process.  We had to meet in Liquid Lounge deck 4 at 9:45am and the crew would escort us down to the tenders ahead of the rush.  When I originally purchased FTTF, I didn’t realize how valuable this head start would be.  People who have cruised with this itinerary before can let me know for sure, but I would assume that the Captain usually has the ship change its clocks on the night before arriving in Cabo since Cabo is on Mountain time, but the ship starts the cruise from California in Pacific time.  Last night was New Year’s Eve, so I am assuming he opted to not change our clocks on a night when most passengers would be out very late and not want to lose an hour of sleep.  We did change our clocks tonight before arriving in La Paz tomorrow, so since Cabo and La Paz are in the same time zone, my assumption was they held us back an hour specifically for New Year’s Eve.  Anyway, that meant that ship time was one hour behind local time, giving us one hour less to reach the starting point of our excursion (something I did not know until I received the Fun Times last night, and certainly did not know when I purchased FTTF!). 

I knew there would be tons of people going to the Liquid Lounge for priority tendering, so we arrived there 15 minutes early at 9:30am, just to be sure we didn’t miss out on anything.  The crew members working there said there was a tender waiting for us at the midship elevators and it had space for 200 passengers.  The problem was that we were sitting forward of the forward elevators on deck 4, nowhere near the waiting tender, and there were more than 200 people sitting in the theater.  At that point, it was like a stampede for who could get out of the theater first and follow the crew members through half of deck 4, then down 3 flights of stairs to deck 1.  Meanwhile, other people who happened to be in our path figured out what was happening and they joined our parade.  I don’t know if they had priority tender access or not, but the whole thing was very unorganized.  There was a door tucked away behind the mid-ship elevators which led to the exit and access to the tender, and there was another crew member standing at that door who counted each passenger.  Of course, as luck would have it, they stopped the line one party ahead of us, closed the doors, and said the tender was full.  We were soooo close to the 200 person cut off but we just missed it.  It was very hot, with hundreds of people crammed into the elevator lobby, and Ian (and all the other little kids around us) got fussy waiting around.  #Toddlers!

We stood there for 25 minutes, then finally, they said they could take 50 more people on the next tender from the forward elevators.  Oye, here we go again!  Had they said the tender was waiting here at the midship elevators, it wouldn’t be an issue for us to get on that next tender.  Now we had to walk forward again on deck 1, passing a bunch of cabins.  When they heard all the noise in the hallway, I saw people open their cabin doors and join our line.  That was very frustrating since we had put in the time waiting on line, and who even knows if they had priority tendering.  When we got to the forward stairs, the security guard had no idea why we were there so he called on his walkie talkie and eventually let us down the stairs to board the tender.  That was way more work than it should have been, but we were finally on a boat that would take us to shore!  It was a surprisingly small boat (I had assumed they reserved 50 seats for us on one of the ship’s lifeboats, possibly combined with people on Carnival excursions, but this was one of Cabo’s tenders and only had a 50 person total capacity). but we got seats and the tender left soon after that.

The tender ride took 12 minutes, and gave us some beautiful views of the ship.  That’s my favorite part of tendering: the chance to take an unobstructed photo of the ship, which is usually very hard to achieve when the ship is docked in port and has lines and buildings blocking the view.

While we waited to board the tender, Ian was going bonkers and on the edge of a meltdown.  Luckily, he calmed down once we got on the boat, and he sat nicely in Jason’s lap for the whole ride.

I ended up sitting opposite them along the side of the boat.

We docked in Cabo and the crew helped everyone get off the boat safely.

We walked down the pier, passing lots of vendors and Carnival excursion line ups, until we reached the exit.  One of the port employees checked our backpack to make sure we didn’t bring any fresh produce off the ship.  We knew Ian would need snacks throughout the day, so I bought tons of pre-packaged single-serve snacks that I knew would be safe to bring into port in Mexico (ie: graham crackers, pretzels, cheese and crackers, plus the little bag of goldfish he was holding on the tender).  She dug through my bag, saw all of our snacks, unopened water bottles, and diapers, and waved us on our way.

I always took a photo of this sign as we got off the ship as an extra reminder of all aboard time.  We didn’t plan to be ashore nearly that late, but you never know what could happen!

Once we were out of the port area, I took my phone off airplane mode and opened up Google Maps for directions to our starting point for the tour.  I noticed the time on my phone was one hour ahead of the time on my watch, confirming that ship time and local time were not the same.  I always find this so confusing to keep track of, so I really had to pay attention to what clock I was reading.  On Saturday, I had turned off the feature in my iPhone which automatically syncs the time on the phone with the time on my Apple watch, that way my watch would always stay on ship time.  I wasn’t 100% sure that this would work, but I can now confirm that it does work correctly.  (Just an FYI since we are on the topic… The next day when we were in La Paz, I had to manually set the time on my watch to somewhere in the Mountain time zone (I chose Denver) to reflect the time change.)

Ok, back to Cabo… Google said it would take us 27 minutes to walk to the meeting spot for our tour.  The walk looked very easy- we just followed along the path lining the perimeter of the marina, and that would take us to the Breathless Hotel where the tour started.  We actually saw that hotel towards the end of the tender ride, so we could spot it from the other side of the marina.

Here are the directions from Google Maps:

We considered taking a taxi, but decided against it because it was a beautiful day, the marina area looked safe enough for us to walk it, and then we didn’t need to stress about haggling with taxi drivers over the price.  Plus, the views were very pretty!

We tried to take a cute photo with the Cabo sign, but Ian wasn’t too excited about that idea. #Toddlers!

Up to that point, Ian had been holding one of our hands and walking with us, but we were now 20 minutes into the walk and only one third of the way to the Breathless Hotel.  Ian’s little legs were slowing us down!  What should have been a 27 minute walk would take 60 minutes at this pace.  Luckily, we brought along our backpack carrier as a Plan B.  We thought it would come in handy if Ian was being unsafe on the boat because we could just strap him onto Jason’s back and then he wouldn’t accidentally fall overboard if he was misbehaving.  We found a bench nearby and pulled over to get Ian situated in the carrier.  He got a free ride for the rest of our walk!

I thought this map was convenient for anyone who didn’t have access to a smart phone…

We found another version of the Cabo sign later in our walk.  With Ian still in the backpack carrier, he couldn’t object to posing in the photo!

Including the handful of photo stops along the way, it took us 45 minutes to walk to the Breathless Hotel.  

At first, we couldn’t find our meeting spot at “Dock 0” so we asked someone working at the dock. She asked what tour we were taking and we told her Aquabulle.  She said “That boat isn’t coming until 4pm.”  Ummm, what?!  We booked a 1pm tour.  I took out my confirmation email that I had printed out at home and she suggested we call them.  There was another employee named Max who was fluent in English and very helpful in translating with the first lady.   I called the tour company and someone answered right away.  He said they emailed me yesterday that the tour was canceled.  Ummm what?!  I booked this tour in August and you waited until the day before to tell me it’s canceled?!  I was in the middle of the ocean on a cruise ship yesterday and had no email access.  I didn’t get that email and had no idea the tour was canceled.  Had they notified me more than one day before, I would have seen the email because I checked all my messages right before sail away on Saturday.  And the craziest part of it was that he actually called me a liar when I said I had to way to read emails on a sea day on the ship.  He insisted that everyone gets wifi access on the ship.  Ummm, no sir, we don’t!  I explained that Carnival charges a lot of money to purchase a wifi plan and I did not want to spend my money on that, especially when I had full use of my phone and normal data access for our 4 port days.  I only had 3 days to be ‘disconnected’ and I found that appealing, so how dare he tell me that I am lying about being able to read my emails on a sea day!  I was livid.  We just spent 45 minutes walking in the heat and humidity to the far side of the marina all for nothing, and now we were left with no plans for our few hours in Cabo.  

Max offered to tell us about some other tour options available from that side of the marina. It was less than ideal because our original tour was so perfect for us, but it was this or nothing.  I was very concerned about Ian’s safety.  Our original tour was on a bigger boat, and the lower level for viewing the fish was fully enclosed so there was no way Ian could fall out.  The only tours Max had were either on big party boats with loud music, or small boats where Ian could fall off the edge if he wasn’t cooperating and sitting nicely on the seat.  Jason really wanted us to do something in the water today, so he convinced me to agree to a tour on a small boat.  The planner in me hated this situation.  I have heard from many people on our FB page that you can get a tour from the tender dock for $10pp out to the Arch and Lover’s Beach, and then it will drop you at the beach and pick you up later and bring you back to the tender dock.  Max wanted to charge us $25 per adult and $12 for Ian for the same tour.  This was going to cost us nearly the same price as our original tour, but it was 45 minutes instead of 2 hours, and it didn’t include the tacos for lunch or the unlimited beer, or the underwater viewing level.  It was honestly a terrible deal but it felt like we had no choice. Either do this, or do nothing, so we said ok and paid for the tour.  They had life jackets for everyone on the boat, including a kids vest for Ian (although it was huge on him and might not have helped if there was an emergency.  Jason emptied out his pockets and gave me his phone and wallet to put in my backpack in case he had to dive in and rescue Ian).  The one good part was the boat was already at the dock and we could leave right then to start the tour.

The tour was with a boat called Broadway II and our guide was Jupiter.  He and Max helped us get down onto the boat and get settled with our life jackets… our wet life jackets.  Eww.  I wasn’t thrilled that our life jackets were wet.  We were dressed in T-shirts and shorts, not in bathing suits since we had no plans to go to the beach today, so it just felt kind of gross to put on a wet life jacket.  

First, we went back across the marina and picked up more people from right near the cruise tender.  Those people paid the same price as us so I’m not sure how you get the $10pp price.  Maybe $25 is just the going rate in peak holiday season?  I think there were 11 of us in total on the boat.  As we motored out of the marina, Jupiter told us some information about Cabo, but honestly, I have no idea what he said.  He spoke very softly and was sitting at the front of the boat, so we could barely hear him from our seats.

Once we got moving, Ian had such a great time on the boat.  This was a totally new experience for him, and he was loving every minute of it!

We went out along the rocks and Jupiter explained a little about the rock formations but we still couldn’t hear him.  I guess we could have asked him to speak louder but we didn’t really care that much.  This was the reverse of the ride we took in the tender from the ship to shore, so while we had seen this view already, we were now a lot closer to the rocks.

Ian had fun looking at the boats, birds, fish, and sea lions.  I could tell he would have loved our original tour, but at least he was enjoying this one too.

I was surprised to see people snorkeling out here.  There seemed to be a lot of boat traffic and I didn’t notice any buoys or ropes to mark off a safe place to swim, but I can only assume there is some unspoken rule about how close the boats can get to the rocks.  

Next, we had a view of Lover’s Beach.  I think Jupiter said something about this side having calmer waters where it was safe to swim because it was on the bay side.  The other side of this beach was called Divorce Beach because it faces the Pacific Ocean where the waves and ocean currents are very turbulent and it is not safe to swim.

We then came up to a keyhole in the rocks where you could look through and see the Pacific Ocean.  If you looked at the right angle and if the timing was right, the currents from the ocean and the bay crashed together, causing the water to splash up like a fountain.  I just took his word for it… we did not see anything like that.

Looking between the rocks, we could see a rock shaped like Scooby Doo.  We took a family trip up to Sedona in October, so I had lots of practice with looking for recognizable shapes in the rocks (Coffee Pot Rock, Snoopy Rock, Chimney Rock, etc.).  Earlier on this tour, Jupiter pointed out a gorilla in the rocks, but I couldn’t see it.  This time, I could definitely clearly identify Scooby Doo!

As we approached the next turn, Jupiter explained that this was the point where the Sea of Cortez became the Pacific Ocean.  And then we saw it… the famous Arch of Cabo San Lucas!

There were 2 or 3 other small boats ahead of us, so we waited our turn, then got a little closer to get an unobstructed view.  I really appreciated how Jupiter handled this moment.  He called us up one group at a time (there were 4 families on the boat), and used our own phones to take a bunch of pictures with the arch in the background.  It didn’t feel rushed at all, and each group could take as many photos as we wanted.  Then Jupiter helped us get down safely, and he went on to the next group.  Jason and I removed our life jackets (as did everyone else for their photos), but we left Ian’s on for safety.  Of course Ian wouldn’t cooperate for these photos.  When I texted one of these photos to my mom right after the tour, she said “Ian doesn’t look very comfortable. Is he enjoying it?”  I just wish he would smile for these photos so people could see how much fun he was having, rather than always fighting it and looking miserable!  #Toddlers!

(photos edited for horizontal alignment at end of album cruise 03)

Jupiter was very cautious when helping us get Ian down off the front of the boat, and he held onto him while Jason climbed down (and while I snapped this selfie, because, why not?!)

It only took about 10 minutes for everyone to take their photos, then we were on our way around to the Pacific Ocean side of Cabo.

The middle rock was the backside of Scooby Doo:

We went around the corner to see Divorce Beach.  It was much longer than Lover’s Beach, but also much less crowded.  Looking closely, we could see off to the far right side where there was a break in the rocks and the sand connected back to Lover’s Beach.

A view of the arch from the Pacific side:

Jupiter said lots of famous people have stayed at this hotel, and he named a few people but I don’t remember who he said.  I should have taken better notes!

After that, they turned the boat around and we headed back into the Sea of Cortez.  I assumed that was the end of the tour and we would head back to the marina, so I was surprised when the boat aimed straight towards Lover’s Beach!  We had no plans to go to the beach today since our original tour was just going to be on a boat, but apparently some of the other people on our tour wanted to go to the beach.  There were guys waiting on the beach to help hold onto the boat as we bobbed along in shallow water.  The families who wanted to go to the beach hopped down off the boat into knee-deep water, then Jupiter handed them their bags to carry overhead to shore.  When the last person was climbing down from the boat, the water got choppy and she almost fell under the boat.  That was scary!  She was okay, just a little startled.  Once they were all ashore, 2 other people who had been at the beach climbed onto our boat.  I am not sure if Jupiter was the one who brought them there earlier in the day, or if they came out on a different boat, but my guess is the latter and all the boats share passengers interchangeably.  Jupiter gave them both life jackets and now it made sense as to why ours were wet at the start of the tour.  These people just came from the beach, and they were only wearing bathing suits, no cover ups, because they had to wade through the water to get back on the boat.  I don’t really blame them for not bothering to put on dry clothes first, but eww!  Once we were all settled, we motored back to the marina, passing close by the Panorama on our way.

Jupiter docked the boat at Breathless Hotel, and the people who joined us from Lover’s Beach got off, but we asked if we could stay on until he swung around to the other side of the marina.  He said that wasn’t a problem because he was going there anyway to pick up more passengers from the cruise ship.  We had no interest in walking an hour back from the Breathless Hotel to the cruise tender dock, so this saved us a few dollars on taxi fare.  It was a short 3 minute ride across the water, and we docked again on the other side.  We gave Jupiter a tip, then climbed off the boat onto terra firma.   Obviously I wouldn’t pick this as my first choice of what to do in Cabo, but it was fun as a last minute option to try to save our day, and at least we got out on a boat and did something fun for Ian.

As we were walking back to the tender dock, we spotted a restaurant with a good happy hour deal- $5.50 USD for Corona/Pacifico/Dos Equis and a shot of tequila.  After the day we were having, we needed a drink!  There was only one other occupied table when we arrived, but it filled in shortly after that.  We had a great view of the marina and all the people walking along the path, so it made for a fun pit stop before returning to the ship. 

I can’t remember the last time I took a shot of tequila, but when in Mexico… #YOLO  

We were enjoying ourselves and the great people-watching, so we decided to order a second round.  This was certainly better pricing than we’d get for drinks on the ship!  4 beers and 4 shots of tequila cost us $22 plus tip.  Can’t beat that!

When we finished our drinks, it was a quick walk back to the tender pier.  There was a big tour boat already filling up to bring passengers back to the ship.  We got on and quickly found seats for the short ride across the bay.

We were back on board by 3pm, so our first stop was to go back to the cabin for Ian’s nap.  This little guy was waiting for us on our bed… I think it’s a ram? 

Jason decided to take a nap too, so I left them there and went to find something else to do around the ship.  We hadn’t eaten since breakfast, and surprisingly I wasn’t hungry, but I thought it was smart to eat a little something.  The Lido buffet was totally closed so I went to the Pizzeria del Capitano, and there was no line at all!  Score!  I asked the guys if they were open and they were, so I ordered the Funghi and they made it fresh for me in just a few minutes.  Hot and fresh from the oven, it was very yummy!

As I ate, I admired the beautiful view of the sun setting behind the hills.

A few people enjoying the Tides Pool, with the sun illuminating the Princess ship behind us:

Perfect weather in Cabo!

I went up to the padded chairs on deck 11 overlooking the pool to take some notes for this review.

The sun dipped behind the hills at 4:45pm, so I took that as my cue to go back to the cabin and wake up the boys and get ready for dinner.

It is so rare to see ports on a cruise at night, but since we didn’t sail away until 7pm, and the sun set so early with it only being the first week in January, we had a stunning view of Cabo from our balcony!

We arrived at our dinner table right at 5:30pm, and it took until 5:50pm for Raf to take our order.  In an effort to help speed things along, Jason asked Raf to bring all of our appetizers to the table at the same time, and then all our entrees at the same time.  We have done this on prior cruises and it works well for us.  Plus, that way if we don’t like one of the dishes for whatever reason, we already have our other dish sitting on the table, ready to eat.  No need to flag Raf down to ask for the next dish sooner than he planned.

For my appetizers, I ordered the stuffed mushrooms and the linguine with clams.  The mushrooms were always one of my favorite appetizers from the old dinner menus.  They used to serve them in the round tin with 6 little circles, which doubled as the tin to serve escargot.  Now that escargot is no longer served, I guess they got rid of those tins.  Instead, the mushrooms were just served on a plate, and there were only 4 of them instead of 6.  This cutback didn’t really bother me though because I usually end up ordering more food than I can eat at dinner, and if I did want more mushrooms, I could have ordered a second plate.

The appetizer portion of the linguine with clams was perfect.  I really like that the entree pasta dish is always listed as a smaller portion in the appetizer menu.  

I ordered the chicken parmigiana for my entree.  I wish it was served with a side of spaghetti with marinara sauce, but at least I got the linguine appetizer to satisfy my pasta craving.  The chicken was served hot and tasted delicious.

I ordered my first melting chocolate cake of the cruise as my dessert.  As much as I like my steaks served rare, I like my melting cake served well done and cooked all the way through.  I find that they are either served barely cooked with a warm liquid under the top cooked layer, or they are fully cooked through, and there’s no way to know what you got until you dip your spoon into the dish.  Luckily, my dessert tonight was served exactly how I like it!

We finished dinner at 7pm and took Ian up to Camp Ocean.  We made sure to give a thorough goodbye with our usual routine from daycare drop off, and that did the trick.  Ian ran into the play room and was very excited.  We called an hour later to check on him and they said he was happy and playing, so mission accomplished!   We took advantage of a child-free evening and went to the 7:30pm show in Liquid Lounge.  It was a Motown solo act singer named Ron Mitchell.  We arrived at the theater literally 3 minutes before showtime and there were still plenty of seats available. 

He was a decent singer but the show was so awkward because he didn’t have back up singers or dancers or anything so it was just him on stage with a backing track.  It felt like it was missing something, and we thought it was under-produced and had so much potential to be a better show.  We do enjoy listening to Motown music, so at least we liked that part of it.

After that, we went back to the Limelight Lounge for the Punchliner Comedy Club.  We got there at 8:15pm and it was almost full already for the 9pm adult show.  That was surprising because the Fun Times said the doors didn’t even open until 8:30pm, but when we arrived 15 minutes early, the doors were open so we just walked in and found a seat and no one stopped us. 

We tried to flag down a bar waitress for a while and couldn’t get her attention.  I found it so weird that there isn’t a bar in there!  Jason went over to the sports bar next door to get us some drinks.  I’m not sure what he had, probably some kind of martini, but I got my favorite Carnival drink: the Funship Special.  

There are no regular plastic straws on the ship.  Instead, they serve edible straws with a lime flavoring.  Since I tend to prefer fruity drinks, this wasn’t an issue (although I could definitely taste the sour lime flavor, the drink was sweet enough to overpower the lime) but I would imagine the lime didn’t mix well with a chocolate or coffee flavored drink.  John Heald actually just addressed the topic of straws this week.  I knew they made the switch away from plastic straws to protect the wildlife in the oceans, and he confirmed that reasoning.  He suggested people can bring reusable stainless steel straws if they don’t like the lime flavoring, but I can’t imagine most people would want to deal with washing their straws while on vacation.

The 9pm comedy show was rated R-18+ and featured JC Coccoli.  She was by far the funniest comedian I have ever seen on a cruise ship.  Yes, her act was a bit dirty, but that’s to be expected in an 18+ show.  She came across as very professional, with a great set of prepared material, while also thinking on her feet to react to comments from the audience.  And to anyone reading this who may have seen her show, I will never think of spaghetti and meatballs the same way again!  Spagoot!

Right after the show, we went upstairs to get Ian from camp before the 10pm cut off when they start to charge.  On the way back to the cabin, Jason found a rubber ducky hiding behind a pillar on the ship so he gave it to Ian and he was thrilled.  (Look up “Cruising Ducks” if you don’t know what I am referring to)  Ian kept referring to it as “my ducky” and he played with it for the rest of the cruise.

Ian was so happy and riled up from playing that it took an hour to get him to fall asleep, but that was ok because he was so happy and having a great time on his first cruise vacation.  He kept sticking his head out from the blackout curtains like it was a game.  Silly boy!

Even though Cabo and La Paz are in the same time zone, we didn’t change our clocks last night because of New Year’s Eve.  That meant we spent all day in Cabo with ship time being one hour behind local time.  Tonight, we did have to change our clocks so we lost an hour of sleep heading into tomorrow in La Paz, but that’s no biggie because we didn’t have anything specific planned anyway.

Up next: La Paz, Mexico